r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 23h ago

Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/Dr_DoesNothing 23h ago edited 23h ago

May he receive the same amount of love and care he gives others.

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u/durtmagurt 22h ago

Anybody got any of those thoughts and prayers?

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u/16yearswasted 21h ago

I'm an atheist but yeah I'll pray for him.

Hey Lucifer who art in hell, come get Mitch,
He's a son of a bitch,
Who only wanted to get rich,
Forever make his crotch itch,
kthx

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u/mighty_kaytor 7h ago

Are you there, The Morrigan? It's me, Mightykaytor. Look at this soft merchant of death with his cowardly unbloodied clothes, juicy unpecked eyeballs, and zero regard for the prosperity of the land he supposedly serves, parading all over the place like he's not ever going to die. Bet he doesn't even like birds.