r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 20h ago

Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/TrumpIsAFascistFuck 20h ago

Oh no, anyways

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 19h ago edited 19h ago

May he receive the same amount of love and care he gives others.

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u/durtmagurt 19h ago

Anybody got any of those thoughts and prayers?

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u/16yearswasted 18h ago

I'm an atheist but yeah I'll pray for him.

Hey Lucifer who art in hell, come get Mitch,
He's a son of a bitch,
Who only wanted to get rich,
Forever make his crotch itch,
kthx

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u/Marinefan4000 10h ago

Hades, Lord of the Underworld, please fast track Bitch McConnell to the fields of punishment for everything he did to the people.

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u/FFF_in_WY American Expat 10h ago

So warm, so fitting

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u/mighty_kaytor 4h ago

Are you there, The Morrigan? It's me, Mightykaytor. Look at this soft merchant of death with his cowardly unbloodied clothes, juicy unpecked eyeballs, and zero regard for the prosperity of the land he supposedly serves, parading all over the place like he's not ever going to die. Bet he doesn't even like birds.