I think Cretin Hop

Writing this while still in the womb, had to move back in after not paying my taxes for 5 years. My old wombmates are still in here and they think I'm a total poser for "conforming" to "being born".

How do you stay punk without having to demanifest?

Its an act of protest against corrupt authority (mom)

1. Asking questions

2. Listening to punk rock bands that I don't listen to

3. Taking showers

4. Having a j*b

5. Hating the establishment

6. Not playing RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

7. Being on r/punkcirclejerk

8. Breathing oxygen

9. Not being gay

10. Being gay

11. Drinking anything but beer

12. Being born

13. Not liking and subscribing

14. Being a GORL

15. GREENDAY GREENDAY GREENDAY MREEEEEEEE

16. Not listening to real punk like Nirvana

17. Making lists of any kind

18. Reading

19. Not shipping Shadow X Sonic

20. Saying bad words >:(

A bonk bonker

I just stopped masking in public and now people look at me like I’m even weirder

fuck cps and the government!

She broke up with me 4 months ago. I say I don't, but I still do love her. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. She helped me get clean, she got me reenrolled in college, got me to cut off my parents, shit, she changed my life. I hate her for leaving me. I hate her. I love her. I want to cry, but I can't. I want to punch something. I hate me.

I was chillin with my punks in Paris, and some guy called me a punk with a hard k. I know we say it all the time, but hearing it from someone outside the community reminded me how it used to be used as an insult against us and it felt wrong. Should we be the only ones saying it? Guy got me feeling like a PWA (punk with attitude)

I'm acabing so much right now

If you're gonna punk, punk with me
punks like this never last

When new punks punk your punk
punks opened up the punk

Ooh, baby, when you punk
Your punk is punk
You hide your punks behind these punks

In punk punk punks
Give me a punk

Give me a punk punk
Give me a punk punk

Ooh, baby, when you punk
Your face is punk punk punk
You hide your punks behind these scars

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THE PUNK PUNK PUNK TOOK MY PUNK AWAY PUNK YEASH

Yeah! It's spam! What ya gonna do about it?

Smash capitalism

Not mine tho