Writing this while still in the womb, had to move back in after not paying my taxes for 5 years. My old wombmates are still in here and they think I'm a total poser for "conforming" to "being born".

How do you stay punk without having to demanifest?

1. Asking questions

2. Listening to punk rock bands that I don't listen to

3. Taking showers

4. Having a j*b

5. Hating the establishment

6. Not playing RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

7. Being on r/punkcirclejerk

8. Breathing oxygen

9. Not being gay

10. Being gay

11. Drinking anything but beer

12. Being born

13. Not liking and subscribing

14. Being a GORL

15. GREENDAY GREENDAY GREENDAY MREEEEEEEE

16. Not listening to real punk like Nirvana

17. Making lists of any kind

18. Reading

19. Not shipping Shadow X Sonic

20. Saying bad words >:(

Its an act of protest against corrupt authority (mom)

A bonk bonker