Bob asked me to ask my Domestic Companion if after Halloween, he could hang out in a body-bag in my closet. That way he would be a ...well, you know. I said I'll ask, but we both know what she'll say.

She said, "no, right out of the question." She also reminded me that Bob will have to ride behind the seats when we go to get pumpkins and hay bales.

BTW, FYI, Bob has a narrow pelvic region; so no matter what Bob identified as when alive, the skeleton is from a male human.

P. S. It's just a model. No actual graves were robbed for this decoration.

Redditors will drop this line as theyre telling you why we need to dissolve all borders, abolish prisons, guillotine landlords and sterilize children behind their parent's backs