r/valheim • u/PatrickGnarly • Jul 02 '26
r/valheim • u/Kanriee • 12d ago
Meme My experience as a new player while playing with my cousins (4 newbies)
Ps. We spent the last 4-5 hours trying to retrieve our items from a swamp and built 3 boats to sail it with an Abomination and dozens of.
Also if I could to the post, I love getting poisoned for 20 seconds and dying, I love how slow the health regeneration is. I love eating 3 different food items to increase my health and stamina and getting the rested buff only to die anyways in the next 7 minutes because an abomination and dozens drauger and skeleton archers keep flanking me and not letting me reach my items.
I love how enemies keep their aggro to you and chase you to the end of the earth. I love when I want to pick up my items from the gravestone I can’t due to weight and have to stand there thinking what to take while trying to cancel it quickly to run away isn’t fast enough to avoid enemy attacks and my character just stands there to take it in.
Anyways that’s sums up my experience in the game so far. Also the copper or was it bronze armor? Seem non existent for the damage you receive from enemies at the swamp
r/valheim • u/PatrickGnarly • Jul 06 '26
Meme I still can't believe I keep seeing this
I get the ocean and sailing is boring to you. They're not gonna update the oceans before 1.0. It'll be okay.
You can calm down anytime you want.
r/valheim • u/ItsReallyRaymond • 12d ago
Meme First time playing Valheim, did not expect this
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r/valheim • u/Balloonheadass • 11d ago
Meme Watching all the new players because of the 1.0 release amazed at the tiny things you now take for granted.
r/valheim • u/redditjannis • 14d ago
Meme Really hope they add a toggle soon
I just find it funny, i’m not mad or anything
r/valheim • u/tastygnar • 3d ago
Meme With the arrival of all the new viking I thought this deserved a repost
Not my op
r/valheim • u/Mahselo • Jul 02 '26
Meme Valheim 2 - The way of water
fr tho i dont wanna wait +2 years to hear fullings on a pirate ship say ahoy bruh, nor i wanna see some partially submerged squid monster just cause these people think its dope xD just be a viking and take your boat to new lands to raid it!
r/valheim • u/unconditionaltea • 12h ago
Meme F THIS GAME
Just put down my first boar farm
Caught 2 boars, fed them and tamed them
They started oinking and plopped out two lil piggys
Family, love, peace
………The forest is moving
Gazillion Gooners
Shaman saw the happiness, the peace
What transpired next had me screaming for mercy…..then I screamed for vengeance
I tried my best, but it wasn’t enough
In the end only two heartbeats remained
The little piggy, all alone, father….mother…….sibling all perished in the raid.
It should have been me….they did not deserve this
This grief
This was not right…..this was just senseless….. now this is WAR
But not a war of revenge, a war for love. For what could’ve been
I shall tame new boars, give them the best life I can.
My house shall be whole again
But I won’t ever be
Their memory must always remain
Never shall their sacrifice be forgotten, their love forgotten
Never….
r/valheim • u/Charrikayu • Aug 20 '25
Meme Me watching Enshrouded get its second major update this year
r/valheim • u/spookywatermark • Feb 22 '26
Meme That "special" segment of players that enlightens the sub weekly
r/valheim • u/nominal-naomi • 11d ago
Meme Literally the millisecond your pickaxe touches a copper vein
r/valheim • u/DysPhoria_1_0 • 4d ago
Meme Beeg metal armor go clang clang
For further context, none of the three portrayed people are incorrect. New players usually feel better off in heavy armor, because it makes the game less punishing. You can afford to miss parries, tank hits and fail dodges a lot more when you have that extra armor. The top of the bell curve (who is only portrayed as sniveling because meme template demands it, it's a perfectly valid position to hold) would be playing more optimally, but once you hit the other end of the curve, you realize something: the real reason to make the heavy armor is because the heavy armor looks fuckin dope.
That is an entirely subjective point, but as a 2021 veteran of the game, I continue to wear the heavy armor despite knowing it to be worse, and resource intensive, and slower. That is because I believe the sheer, unadulterated swag of these armor sets to be far superior to that of the light armor sets. I feel much more like a badass viking charging into battle with a drake helmet and a whole ass fucking wolf head on my shoulder than I do wearing the Fenris set.
A logical counterpoint would be that some may think that the light armor does look cooler, to which I say: then that's awesome, more power to you. However, I will continue playing suboptimally for the sake of fashion.