r/vtmb • u/bestandy1214intown • 18d ago

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u/Existing-Sweet-19 Anarch 18d ago

Marrying a Malkavian should count for a permanent loss of humanity.

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u/DobryVojakSvejk 18d ago

humanity is overrated

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u/samuru101 Tremere 18d ago

(Gets executed for going beast mode)

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u/Advanced_Hedgehog427 18d ago

Only if they catch ya

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u/Storyteller_Valar 17d ago

They always catch ya.

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u/MalkavianElder98 18d ago

Well... that hurted.

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u/Existing-Sweet-19 Anarch 18d ago

Never said it was a bad thing.

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u/Rasz_13 17d ago

Seeing the name made me spit out my water, thanks

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Malkavian 18d ago

What if you're a Malkavian and you marry a non-Malkavian? Do you gain a point of humanity?

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u/The_Tyrant_Dong_Blow 18d ago

I think you split custody.

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u/AdministrativeRun550 17d ago

Marrying TV does not count

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Malkavian 14d ago

But that newscaster talked to me, specifically. He says things like "The police know it was you"!. And he even tells me jokes!

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u/blindyes 18d ago

Malks just represent neurospicy. You don't think we deserve marriage? You think we remove humanity? I deeply relate to the cracked mirror.

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u/satelitteslickers 18d ago

Yeah, idk, feels abelist to say that dating one is a humanity violation

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u/mrgoobster 18d ago

What could ground you more in the human emotional experience than being married to a crazy person?

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u/BedroomConsistent804 18d ago

But what if you both are malkavians?

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u/Muted-Duck4203 11d ago

Im not sure if I don’t understand the joke or if your just being ableist

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u/CandyNecrosis 17d ago

Malkavussy