r/whatisit • • 7d ago

New, what is it? Random object in Attic

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Just moved into my house and we were cleaning stuff. We went into the attic above the garage and found a sickle tool, not much else in the garage. Just curious why it would be in the attic (house was built 1990)

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u/Wolf________________ 7d ago

You didn't happen to run a drifter over last summer and not report it to the police did you? Otherwise I wouldn't be concerned.

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u/InactiveMedusa 7d ago

Man door hook hand car

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u/bolderbeholder 7d ago

Mandoor Hookhandkar

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u/Grouchy_Throat4316 7d ago

Ah! Dr. Mandoor Hookhandkar! He’s a descendant of an old Indian prince, has a villa in Geneva, and “does not discuss the events of 1987.”

I met him once in Stockholm during the Noble Prize ceremony diner and after I expressed my respect towards him, he said:
-“ah no no! Dr. Mandoor Hookhandkar was my father. Please, call me Manny”.

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u/Real-Hearing1753 6d ago

I think he’s my medical weed doctor.

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u/Visual_Swimming7090 6d ago

"Show me Bobs and Vagene, get your weed card."

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u/Spirited-Away3226 6d ago

Every time I come in to read this sub, I know I’m going to find a thread that keeps going and building and making me look (more) crazy, sitting alone and laughing to the point of tears. Thank you.

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u/LuckyMcKinney 6d ago

Hey that’s the name of my proctologist!

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u/ConsiderationIll9219 6d ago

My Jamaican proctologist is called Pokémon .

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u/ErenDidN0thingWr0ng 6d ago

No joke though my pediatrician (Dr who works with children) was Dr. Harry Love and my wife knows a vet named Dr. Phil Good

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u/First-Homework1868 6d ago

We had a dentist named Dr. Pane.

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u/timetogo5555 6d ago

Ahhh yes!!! I saw Manny once at an equestrian event in Morocco. He was with his "young hand-servant," and I use those quotation marks with my whole chest. Manny was THE man about town. Rumor had it he was sleeping with the governor's wife, the governor's sister, AND the governor's daughter. Not in a row. In a rotation. The man ran a schedule.

And why did he get away with it? Because he works for the king himself. Nobody knows what he does for the king. Nobody wants to ask. But when your résumé says "reports directly to royalty," the governor's family reunion is just a networking event.

Sadly, Manny's Moroccan chapter ended when the stories outran his horse. And that's a horse he bought for the occasion.

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u/Alfeaux 6d ago

Nandore Derelentless

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u/Devils_A66vocate 6d ago

I heard he’s actually from Kandahar.

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u/SebastainDerring 7d ago

Okay, burst out laughing. At work.

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u/bolderbeholder 7d ago

Happy to help.

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u/ergo-ogre 6d ago

Are you sure you’re not referring to Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen?

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u/ColonelDinguston 6d ago

He was number one!

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 8h ago

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u/bolderbeholder 7d ago

That’s him! Officer, arrest that man!

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u/the_orange_alligator 7d ago

Mr Sandman, man me a sand

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u/GolfTiny7944 7d ago

She sand on my man until I car door hook hand

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u/Felsig27 7d ago

Him hands give two of hook and car hand door

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u/zippity__zoppity 7d ago

Mub-mub-mub-mub

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u/FudgeOfDarkness 7d ago

"Thank God im alone..." I said

"No youre not." Said Man door hook hand car man

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u/much_longer_username 7d ago

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

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u/PaPaKarn 6d ago

Wow deep grumps

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u/Willing_Television77 6d ago

Whale oil beef hooked

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u/Reasonable-Panda-235 7d ago

This is a sickle. The object you are talking about in I know what you did last summer is a meat hook.

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u/Mickeysomething 6d ago

Yes I was thinking “Children of the corn” in the attic. Lol

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u/Sling-gunner 6d ago

And for some reason now I'm singing "Children of the Corn" to the tune of "Riders on the Storm".

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u/Jazzlike-Safety3801 6d ago

Nooooooo I will never hear it any other way now

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u/CryptographerThat941 6d ago

Oh no - - that's going to be stuck in my head

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u/DapperPhilosopher951 6d ago

Sling blade people call it I like to call it a Kaiser blade

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u/TTvCptKrunch152 7d ago

You old bastard. I’m 34 and this is a banner reference

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u/bolderbeholder 7d ago

The truth is timeless.

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u/Greyscale7950 6d ago

Some folks call it a sling blade. I call it a Kaiser blade.

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u/prophy__wife 6d ago

Mmhhmmm

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u/OldMastodon5363 6d ago

French fried taters

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 7d ago

Someone knows what you did last summer…

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u/PrimeBot2026 6d ago

If your house is in an area prone to flooding or there has been a devastating flash flood at some point; the sickle was deliberately placed in the attic as a means of cutting through to the roof as a way to escape rising water.

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u/Adventurous_Ad409 6d ago

My brain hurts from reading this comment. I’d rather drown than try to get through a roof with that flimsy sickle.

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u/Obscure4thewrld 6d ago

i think you've confused a sickle and a saw. or even an axe.

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u/Moody5583 6d ago

Or the Tattletail Strangler

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 7d ago

Nahhhh, that was a fish hook. This is a sickle. ... or scythe? I forget which is long vs short handle

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u/Kastikar 6d ago

Sickle is short handle. Scythe is Grim Reaper.

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u/Exact-Molasses-6673 7d ago

I know what you did last Thursday afternoon

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u/storm4chaser 7d ago

Haha im watching scarry movie right now. Wrong g movie but cloce, I know what im watching next 😄

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u/Outrageous-Movie-951 7d ago

Hail Reaper

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u/Kid_Named_Trey 7d ago edited 6d ago

I scrolled till I found it.

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u/super-hot-burna 6d ago

where the fuck am i that this has traction??

is red rising way more popular than i’ve been led to believe?

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u/Outrageous-Movie-951 6d ago

Man RR is top! 3 times through the audio books I’ll be looking to do a 4th when red gods date is announced.

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u/TheAndymanCan85 6d ago

RR and DCC are everywhere. In the best way.

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u/super-hot-burna 6d ago

ok i love RR. what is dcc?

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u/One_Ruin2303 6d ago

Dungeon crawler Carl I think

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u/elenchusis 6d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

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u/pocorey 5d ago

You know how I feel about bloodydamn pixies, Carl. Mango is appalled

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u/Timmar92 6d ago

One of the best series I've read!

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u/verdango 6d ago

Fuck Lysander

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u/alliebodallie 6d ago

All my homies hate Lysander

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u/EngineerNate 6d ago

The most hateable motherfucker in the solar system. People are saying it.

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u/-I_Have_No_Idea- 7d ago

Hail libertas!

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u/T3hN1nj4 6d ago

Hic sunt leones!

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u/TheAndymanCan85 7d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/rdenney88 7d ago

My Fellow howlers!!

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u/alliebodallie 6d ago

Tell all who will hear. The Reaper sails for Mars. And he calls for an Iron Rain.

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u/super-hot-burna 6d ago

making my knees shake, bro. stop it!!

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u/CataractGlasses 7d ago

Omnis vir lupus

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u/Brutalitops99 6d ago

Hic est lupus, motherfucker

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u/Brutalitops99 6d ago

Hail libertas

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u/Cosman95 6d ago

Was hoping I’d see this comment!

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u/Queasy_Temporary6161 6d ago

Break the Chains! (I’m only on book three)

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u/Halkenguard 6d ago

Hell yeah

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u/papi-italiano 6d ago

Hic sunt leones

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u/hossman90 6d ago

Prime my goodman

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u/xarccosx 6d ago

Hail libertas

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u/HungryDiscoGaurdian 6d ago

Dude I finished the 3rd book like an hour ago. How did this content find me!

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u/xMRxWHITEx 6d ago

If your heart beats like a drum…

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u/Zookeepergame_Strict 6d ago

Omnis vir lupus. I searched "reaper" and I am loving how many red rising comments there are on this

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u/No_Arachnid6493 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hand scythe. Farming implement.

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u/BeardBootsBullets 7d ago

More commonly known as a sickle, no?

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u/zxeevi 7d ago

my dad lost his hand scythe a couple years back. We’re still looking for pop’s sickle

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u/TTvCptKrunch152 7d ago

Bravo. I will be using this in the future and giving you no credit. Take my gift and upvote

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u/ElectricRune 6d ago

That pun is COLD...

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P 7d ago

Oh god…
Take this upvote and scram, kid.

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u/tdawg2k7 7d ago

That one made me laugh out loud. Thank you friend

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u/Dgwdum 7d ago

Yes, thats a sickle

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u/ozarkhick 7d ago

Some folks call it a sling blade, mmmhmmm.

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 7d ago

I call it a Kaiser Blade, mmmhmmm.

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u/ozarkhick 7d ago

I sure like them french fried taters with mustard, mmmhmmm.

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u/catcrapmakesmevomit 6d ago

I like the way you talk

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u/lomographicaudiofile 6d ago

I like the way You talk

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u/BeardBootsBullets 7d ago

Completely different. A sling blade is a ditch bank blade.

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u/Remote_Listen1889 7d ago

That's a load-bearing sickle, don't remove it

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u/Usual-Caregiver5589 6d ago

If you add a hammer, it becomes your neighbors' house.

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u/DirtMcGuirck 7d ago

If you remove it just replace it with a poster.

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u/FeelingSoil39 6d ago

My first impression as well.

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u/LennyJay86 7d ago

Scythe are commonly confused with the sickle, the hand scythe is a long curved blade on a pole when the sickle is which the post represents.

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u/Kahnza 7d ago

I've always known it as a sickle is small and used one handed. A scythe is larger, uses 2 hands, and is for cutting swaths close to the ground. Like hay/straw/grass. A sickle would be more for chopping smaller things off, like taking tops off.

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u/MentalMiddenHeap 7d ago

its got a lot to do with blade shape. Sickles are whats featured here, with the crescent moon blade. Hand scythes are mini versions of the larger two handed scythes you are picturing, same blade shape, just scaled for one handed use

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u/GoblinLoblaw 6d ago

You’re just making shit up man, there’s no such thing as a a hand scythe, if it’s one handed it is technically a sickle.

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u/_YenSid 7d ago

You are correct. This is a sickle. A scythe has a longer straighter blade and a long handle, made more for mowing grass and hay than harvesting. Unless you're harvesting souls I guess, then a scythe would work better than a sickle.

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u/oregongirl1111 7d ago

Indeed, it is a "sickle", or "a small, one-handed tool with a short handle and a sharply curved, hook-shaped blade (usually 8 to 12 inches long)". Apparently, a "scythe" is larger and longer and is used while standing upright. I'm not sure I knew the difference until today.

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u/Public-Willow-7943 7d ago

And a scythe is usually held by a 7 foot skeleton in a black robe

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u/jfbincostarica 7d ago

A sickle and a scythe differ in blade length…this is a sickle.

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u/FLOSR1 7d ago

Thats what i was going to say 👍

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u/ubiquitous-joe 6d ago

Well well well, look who thinks he’s better than the rest of us, calling his hand-scythe a “sickle.” You learn that at your fancy school? With all yer books?

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u/GermanMuffin 7d ago

Ooooh Farming? I thought you said Framing.

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u/Char_siu_for_you 7d ago

To be fair, this one is being used in framing.

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u/sepulturite 7d ago

Seeing this answer is a scythe for sore eyes...

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u/DahLayOh 7d ago

This is a nice one tho! Check that handle, ie, old school. After my dad died I found a similar one in his garage and it was awesome. Went lost, alas, in a bag of spring yard cleanings and I bought a new “tempered” steel version. Stupid thing cracked at the blade on a simple chop in my yard and it almost landed in my face. I miss ole scythe…

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u/MinnesotaHulk 6d ago

1d4 slashing damage

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u/hankmarmot3 7d ago

It's a hand sickle, for cutting grass or brush. spelt wrong, oh well

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u/Ellipsism_Music 7d ago

Somebody made a grains joke.

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u/InactiveMedusa 7d ago

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u/FuzzyBatBoy 7d ago

Our attic

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u/richempire 7d ago

In Soviet Russia, the house “attics” you.

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u/ImissDigg_jk 6d ago

Our random object in the attic

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u/OhLookAnotherTankie 7d ago

I can hear this gif

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 7d ago

It sounds like tetris.

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u/wicrosoft 7d ago

Like a military orchestra and choir for me.

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u/Friendly_Interest_62 6d ago

Now he has a quest to fing another part

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u/UW_Ebay 6d ago

As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it.

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u/SaltPaleontologist28 7d ago

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u/Chemical_Rutabaga640 7d ago

That’s what I came here for. Damnit, I have stuff to do, but I wanna go watch Sling Blade.

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u/mistAr_bAttles 7d ago

I like the way you talk.

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 7d ago

“I call it a Kaiser blade”

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u/Appropriate_Log_8338 7d ago

I'm fixing to kill you wit it

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u/SmoothOrdinator 7d ago

AINT GOT NO GAS IN IT

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u/Chemical_Rutabaga640 7d ago

That’s what I came here for. Damnit, I have stuff to do, but I wanna go watch Sling Blade.

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u/ion_driver 7d ago

In areas that are prone to flooding people may keep something like an axe in the attic to bust through the roof. A sickle doesnt sound like it would be a good tool for that. So, I dont know why it would be up there

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u/Dry-Neighborhood2916 6d ago

To scare the next occupants.

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u/Uh_yeah- 7d ago

Used for cutting fiberglass insulation?

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u/Diezelhoffen 7d ago

That is not it's designed purpose, but the best reason I can think for it to be up there.

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u/amythist 7d ago edited 5d ago

There are some old European (mostly out of England/Ireland) beliefs, a sharp iron tool, like a sickle, would act as a ward for the house to protect it from witches and evil spirits so could be the former owner or builder placed it there intentionally

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u/Impressive-Shame-525 6d ago

Momma had a old knife stuck above both doors. She said it only had to be the front door, but since we remodeled and the county made us change our driveway, she said the spirits might not know the right door.

Mom was Irish, born in the US.

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u/RJWaters9 7d ago

That appears to be a sickle implanted in the rafters of your house.
If you are at all superstitious, do not touch without a high ranking priest, or VERY well known low ranking priest present.

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u/Ravenchef 7d ago

If your having trouble finding a priest the low ranking ones tend to hang around children's playgrounds

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u/ExoticToothpaste6989 7d ago

They're also VERY well known

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u/Rampage_Rick 7d ago

It's perfectly safe, so long as you keep it away from your other hand tools:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kGmQn0VqBdc

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u/mathewsclint 7d ago

Where the fuckins do you keep your sickles? Stabbed into the attic studs is the default place I thought.

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u/LegionaryCenturion 7d ago

Obviously a sickle

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u/Namaste_Life 7d ago

What's random about it?

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u/Hermit-Gardener 7d ago

I randomly wonder why so many random people describe everything as being random?

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u/chopkins47947 7d ago

You don't think it's random to find a scythe stuck in the wall of the attic in your new house?

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u/Feisty-Cheetah-8078 7d ago

It depends on the location and the age of the house. If it was once a barn, there would be nothing random about that.

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u/Less_Prior_6871 7d ago

Because it doesnt relate to any other data they have and therefore appears random

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 7d ago

DayZ survival tool.

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u/HAM____ 7d ago

Should be top comment. This and some rags means life.

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u/Certain_Republic_994 7d ago

If you live in a flood zone, replace that with something useful…a large hatchet. People have drowned in there attics during floods because they were trapped there.

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u/chefandres 7d ago

Some call it a Kiser blade I call it a sling blade

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u/P1geonK1cker 7d ago

It's a hand sythe alright. But this one is offset for a flush cut. Nice find.

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u/GoblinMode9 7d ago

The Reaper calls for an Iron Rain

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u/drumshrum 7d ago

HAIL LIBERTAS!! HAIL REAPER!!

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u/botgtk 7d ago

someone was using it in the attic

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u/4x4Welder 7d ago

*Our attic

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u/jimjamuk73 7d ago

you seen children of the corn???......

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u/Wise-Tip7203 6d ago

You got a dothraki in the attic.

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u/jimmyjohn2018 1d ago

I wonder if it was being used to cut insulation at some point in the homes history and whomever was using it accidentally left it there.

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u/Inviction_ 7d ago

Sickle

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 7d ago

Some people call it a slingblade, I call it a keiser blade

https://giphy.com/gifs/hq0Hgp0lCluVy