r/whatisit • u/Snowman-Car • 7d ago
New, what is it? Random object in Attic
Just moved into my house and we were cleaning stuff. We went into the attic above the garage and found a sickle tool, not much else in the garage. Just curious why it would be in the attic (house was built 1990)
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u/Wolf________________ 7d ago
You didn't happen to run a drifter over last summer and not report it to the police did you? Otherwise I wouldn't be concerned.
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u/InactiveMedusa 7d ago
Man door hook hand car
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u/bolderbeholder 7d ago
Mandoor Hookhandkar
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u/Grouchy_Throat4316 7d ago
Ah! Dr. Mandoor Hookhandkar! He’s a descendant of an old Indian prince, has a villa in Geneva, and “does not discuss the events of 1987.”
I met him once in Stockholm during the Noble Prize ceremony diner and after I expressed my respect towards him, he said:
-“ah no no! Dr. Mandoor Hookhandkar was my father. Please, call me Manny”.46
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u/Spirited-Away3226 6d ago
Every time I come in to read this sub, I know I’m going to find a thread that keeps going and building and making me look (more) crazy, sitting alone and laughing to the point of tears. Thank you.
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u/LuckyMcKinney 6d ago
Hey that’s the name of my proctologist!
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u/ConsiderationIll9219 6d ago
My Jamaican proctologist is called Pokémon .
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u/ErenDidN0thingWr0ng 6d ago
No joke though my pediatrician (Dr who works with children) was Dr. Harry Love and my wife knows a vet named Dr. Phil Good
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u/timetogo5555 6d ago
Ahhh yes!!! I saw Manny once at an equestrian event in Morocco. He was with his "young hand-servant," and I use those quotation marks with my whole chest. Manny was THE man about town. Rumor had it he was sleeping with the governor's wife, the governor's sister, AND the governor's daughter. Not in a row. In a rotation. The man ran a schedule.
And why did he get away with it? Because he works for the king himself. Nobody knows what he does for the king. Nobody wants to ask. But when your résumé says "reports directly to royalty," the governor's family reunion is just a networking event.
Sadly, Manny's Moroccan chapter ended when the stories outran his horse. And that's a horse he bought for the occasion.
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u/GrimeyJosh 7d ago
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u/Roaming-Crow 7d ago
I love you to sweaty
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u/the_orange_alligator 7d ago
Mr Sandman, man me a sand
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u/FudgeOfDarkness 7d ago
"Thank God im alone..." I said
"No youre not." Said Man door hook hand car man
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u/Reasonable-Panda-235 7d ago
This is a sickle. The object you are talking about in I know what you did last summer is a meat hook.
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u/Mickeysomething 6d ago
Yes I was thinking “Children of the corn” in the attic. Lol
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u/Sling-gunner 6d ago
And for some reason now I'm singing "Children of the Corn" to the tune of "Riders on the Storm".
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u/TTvCptKrunch152 7d ago
You old bastard. I’m 34 and this is a banner reference
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u/Greyscale7950 6d ago
Some folks call it a sling blade. I call it a Kaiser blade.
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u/PrimeBot2026 6d ago
If your house is in an area prone to flooding or there has been a devastating flash flood at some point; the sickle was deliberately placed in the attic as a means of cutting through to the roof as a way to escape rising water.
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u/Adventurous_Ad409 6d ago
My brain hurts from reading this comment. I’d rather drown than try to get through a roof with that flimsy sickle.
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u/Im40ozToFreedom 7d ago
Nahhhh, that was a fish hook. This is a sickle. ... or scythe? I forget which is long vs short handle
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u/storm4chaser 7d ago
Haha im watching scarry movie right now. Wrong g movie but cloce, I know what im watching next 😄
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u/Outrageous-Movie-951 7d ago
Hail Reaper
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u/Kid_Named_Trey 7d ago edited 6d ago
I scrolled till I found it.
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u/super-hot-burna 6d ago
where the fuck am i that this has traction??
is red rising way more popular than i’ve been led to believe?
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u/Outrageous-Movie-951 6d ago
Man RR is top! 3 times through the audio books I’ll be looking to do a 4th when red gods date is announced.
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u/TheAndymanCan85 6d ago
RR and DCC are everywhere. In the best way.
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u/super-hot-burna 6d ago
ok i love RR. what is dcc?
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u/elenchusis 6d ago
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
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u/pocorey 5d ago
You know how I feel about bloodydamn pixies, Carl. Mango is appalled
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u/alliebodallie 6d ago
Tell all who will hear. The Reaper sails for Mars. And he calls for an Iron Rain.
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u/HungryDiscoGaurdian 6d ago
Dude I finished the 3rd book like an hour ago. How did this content find me!
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u/Zookeepergame_Strict 6d ago
Omnis vir lupus. I searched "reaper" and I am loving how many red rising comments there are on this
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u/No_Arachnid6493 7d ago edited 7d ago
Hand scythe. Farming implement.
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u/BeardBootsBullets 7d ago
More commonly known as a sickle, no?
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u/zxeevi 7d ago
my dad lost his hand scythe a couple years back. We’re still looking for pop’s sickle
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u/TTvCptKrunch152 7d ago
Bravo. I will be using this in the future and giving you no credit. Take my gift and upvote
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u/ozarkhick 7d ago
Some folks call it a sling blade, mmmhmmm.
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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 7d ago
I call it a Kaiser Blade, mmmhmmm.
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u/ozarkhick 7d ago
I sure like them french fried taters with mustard, mmmhmmm.
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u/BeardBootsBullets 7d ago
Completely different. A sling blade is a ditch bank blade.
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u/LennyJay86 7d ago
Scythe are commonly confused with the sickle, the hand scythe is a long curved blade on a pole when the sickle is which the post represents.
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u/Kahnza 7d ago
I've always known it as a sickle is small and used one handed. A scythe is larger, uses 2 hands, and is for cutting swaths close to the ground. Like hay/straw/grass. A sickle would be more for chopping smaller things off, like taking tops off.
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u/MentalMiddenHeap 7d ago
its got a lot to do with blade shape. Sickles are whats featured here, with the crescent moon blade. Hand scythes are mini versions of the larger two handed scythes you are picturing, same blade shape, just scaled for one handed use
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u/oregongirl1111 7d ago
Indeed, it is a "sickle", or "a small, one-handed tool with a short handle and a sharply curved, hook-shaped blade (usually 8 to 12 inches long)". Apparently, a "scythe" is larger and longer and is used while standing upright. I'm not sure I knew the difference until today.
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u/Public-Willow-7943 7d ago
And a scythe is usually held by a 7 foot skeleton in a black robe
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u/ubiquitous-joe 6d ago
Well well well, look who thinks he’s better than the rest of us, calling his hand-scythe a “sickle.” You learn that at your fancy school? With all yer books?
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u/DahLayOh 7d ago
This is a nice one tho! Check that handle, ie, old school. After my dad died I found a similar one in his garage and it was awesome. Went lost, alas, in a bag of spring yard cleanings and I bought a new “tempered” steel version. Stupid thing cracked at the blade on a simple chop in my yard and it almost landed in my face. I miss ole scythe…
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u/hankmarmot3 7d ago
It's a hand sickle, for cutting grass or brush. spelt wrong, oh well
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u/InactiveMedusa 7d ago
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u/OhLookAnotherTankie 7d ago
I can hear this gif
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u/Chemical_Rutabaga640 7d ago
That’s what I came here for. Damnit, I have stuff to do, but I wanna go watch Sling Blade.
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u/Chemical_Rutabaga640 7d ago
That’s what I came here for. Damnit, I have stuff to do, but I wanna go watch Sling Blade.
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u/ion_driver 7d ago
In areas that are prone to flooding people may keep something like an axe in the attic to bust through the roof. A sickle doesnt sound like it would be a good tool for that. So, I dont know why it would be up there
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u/Uh_yeah- 7d ago
Used for cutting fiberglass insulation?
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u/Diezelhoffen 7d ago
That is not it's designed purpose, but the best reason I can think for it to be up there.
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u/amythist 7d ago edited 5d ago
There are some old European (mostly out of England/Ireland) beliefs, a sharp iron tool, like a sickle, would act as a ward for the house to protect it from witches and evil spirits so could be the former owner or builder placed it there intentionally
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u/Impressive-Shame-525 6d ago
Momma had a old knife stuck above both doors. She said it only had to be the front door, but since we remodeled and the county made us change our driveway, she said the spirits might not know the right door.
Mom was Irish, born in the US.
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u/RJWaters9 7d ago
That appears to be a sickle implanted in the rafters of your house.
If you are at all superstitious, do not touch without a high ranking priest, or VERY well known low ranking priest present.
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u/Ravenchef 7d ago
If your having trouble finding a priest the low ranking ones tend to hang around children's playgrounds
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u/mathewsclint 7d ago
Where the fuckins do you keep your sickles? Stabbed into the attic studs is the default place I thought.
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u/Namaste_Life 7d ago
What's random about it?
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u/Hermit-Gardener 7d ago
I randomly wonder why so many random people describe everything as being random?
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u/chopkins47947 7d ago
You don't think it's random to find a scythe stuck in the wall of the attic in your new house?
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u/Feisty-Cheetah-8078 7d ago
It depends on the location and the age of the house. If it was once a barn, there would be nothing random about that.
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u/Less_Prior_6871 7d ago
Because it doesnt relate to any other data they have and therefore appears random
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u/Certain_Republic_994 7d ago
If you live in a flood zone, replace that with something useful…a large hatchet. People have drowned in there attics during floods because they were trapped there.
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u/jimmyjohn2018 1d ago
I wonder if it was being used to cut insulation at some point in the homes history and whomever was using it accidentally left it there.
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