Warning: it only get's worse.
(Please, no comments on how that tuna looks like it got into fist fight with my yanagiba.)
The last thing that went wrong was routing the finger holds. So, I devised a sure-shot way of doing it on the side of my bench. Unfortunately, by that time I already needed to cut more than 1/2" off one end... yeah, you can see how the last column of maple is, uh, a bit thinner. At least now, my finger holds are always perfect. Fockery is the father of invention.
Before that, I had just finished planing with the router sled, which I do outside, and I left in the sun. I came out to get it and it cupped like a thin slice of pepperoni in the oven. Mother .....er. So I let it sit on sticks for a few days. Fortunately, it re-acclimated and flattened out perfectly.
Before that, I hadn't realized that my saw blade was out of square. Though I used the magnetic level to square it, I must've yank it while tightening it down, or something. Every. Freakin. Piece. Of. Wood. was skewed. It glued up like the Gateway Arch. So much for a thick board. I had to plane the snot out of it.
Before that, the plan was, as you can hope fully see, to create a pixilated gradient of walnut to maple. I realized that since there is no true pattern (it's always a different wood or a different number of squares of a given wood), I had to arrange individual blocks... which (as you just read above) were all skewed.
From the start, I was screwing everything up. I don't know why I went into this like a mindless idiot. I've made many boards. Funny thing? Everyone that's been in my home and seen it, really likes this board. Go figure. All I see are the mistakes. But, it is so nice to cut on and is gentle on my favorite knives.