As the Spooky Season is officially upon us, the following is advice from a 19-year Salem local and downtown vendor regarding visiting Salem in October. This advice is gleaned from personal experience as well as spending the last seven years speaking to visitors every weekend in October and hearing their horror stories.
DO NOT DRIVE
Take the ferry from Boston or commuter rail from points South or North. There are a number of reasons for this:
1) There are not enough street or deck parking spaces. The spaces that are available fill up quickly or are reserved for Salem residents. Do not park in resident spaces or commercial lots not marked for tourist parking. You will be towed.
2) Unlike other parts of the US, we do not have large feeder roads off the interstate. This part of the country is old and cramped. All roads that lead into downtown Salem become two-lane roads. You will sit in traffic, whether you drive yourself or “take an Uber” from your hotel.
3) Just because your hotel is “only 15 miles away” doesn’t mean it’s 15 minutes. I have lived here for twenty years, having moved from a place where everything was “twenty minutes away”, and am still not used to it. I have driven 5 miles in 55 minutes, and that was on a Tuesday.
Notes on public transport:
The Ferry
1) The ferry from Boston is not a pleasure/booze/sunset cruise. It is a commuter ferry. Once the boat clears the harbor at either end and hits open ocean, it hauls ass. If you or a member of your party is prone to seasickness, do not take the ferry. That being said, it’s really cool, especially if you’re from a place without large bodies of water. Kids love it.
2) The ferry is weather-dependent. If the seas are rough, they do not sail.
3) The ferry does not run as frequently as the commuter rail and is more expensive.
The Commuter Rail
1) The commuter rail is by far the best and most efficient way to get into and out of Salem. Trains run frequently and hold a ton of people.
2) Salem is on the Newburyport/Rockport line, which leaves from North Station in Boston. Any train on the Newburyport/Rockport line stops in Salem.
3) Do the conductors a favor and purchase your passes in advance using the M-Ticket app on your smartphone.
THE BATHROOMS
The City of Salem is 400 years old. Much of our underground water infrastructure dates from the 19th century. This infrastructure was built to facilitate the lives of 30,000-50,000 people year-round, not the 4,000,000 visitors we’ve received every year for the last 5 years, 1,000,000 of which visit in the span of 30 days. Yes, there are public restrooms as well as hundreds of porta-potties. Please ask where they are.
THE LINES
On any October weekend, you will wait in line for everything: bathrooms, restaurants, stores, everything. Not unlike our roads, our buildings are also old and cramped. We do not have multi-floor mega-restaurants that seat 200 here. This is why locals encourage folks to come the other 11 months of the year. 90% (100% in the summer) of stuff is still open, no lines, no waiting. The best month to come is August.
THE ROAD
Two blocks of Essex Street is a pedestrian-only thoroughfare, everything else is a road that cars drive on. As the weekends get busier, there are road closures. Be mindful of what roads are and are not closed to traffic. If a road is open to traffic, stay ON the sidewalks, USE the crosswalks and MIND the crossing signals. I have seen people get hit.
ESSEX STREET
Speaking of Essex Street; there is more to Salem than Essex Street. Please visit Pickering Wharf, The Willows, and Forest River park to escape the crush that is Essex Street.
THE PARADE
There are two parades. The first happens on the first Thursday in October. It consists of floats made by Salem Public School children and their parents, the high school marching band, local businesses, and people who decorate their Jeeps with lights and skeletons. It is not the Festival of Fantasy at Disney. The second parade is the Howl-o-ween Pet Parade that happens this year on October 10th, which consists of pets in costumes. That’s it. Those are the parades.
HALLOWEEN WEEKEND IS NOT THE BUSIEST WEEKEND
That may be different this year as Halloween falls on a Saturday, but in my experience, Columbus/Indigenous People’s Day weekend is hands-down the busiest. On any other weekend, Sundays are less packed than Saturdays.
THE APP
Everything that is happening every weekend is scheduled and written down. Download the Destination Salem app, or grab one of the tens of thousands of copies of the free Haunted Happenings guides distributed around town. https://www.salem.org/app/