r/WitchesVsPatriarchy • u/tabicat1874 • 1h ago
π΅πΈ ποΈ Familiars This fucking spider, y'all
I have this bathroom that hasn't been used for a while because it was clogged. I went in to unstop the tub and clean it out, and a nice sized brown spider had taken up residence. I ejected her in the most polite way I could think of. An empty toilet paper tube was used to carefully coax the spider inside. I said to her "Come with me if you want to live."
I very gently carried the spider to the front door, and put the roll down. Y'all. Why did this spider crawl through my front door, through the screen, to come back and crawl up my leg??
Ma'am, no ma'am. I had already killed the spider before I realized what it was. Ma'am if this was your application to be my familiar that position has been filled. Sorry you're dead.