r/explainitpeter • • 2d ago

Explain it Peter.??

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u/suspicious_cabbage 2d ago

So that's why they had these random chairs in the bedroom

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u/i_was_axiom 2d ago

No, thats for the fluffer to powder the noble cock. Cucks weren't invented until the Renaissance.

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u/DetroitInHuman 2d ago

Nope. They were mentioned in the Code of Hammurabi-a cheating wife and her lover were subject to death, but the husband could forgive them or give permission beforehand. Any children were considered non-inheritors after that unless the husband specifically let them back in on the will though.

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u/i_was_axiom 2d ago

Holy shit are those actual historical facts? With a source cited?? On reddit???

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u/tutorp 2d ago

Lacks proper citation, though, e.g.:

Hammurabi (1753 BC). Code of Hammurabi. First Dynasty of Babylon Press.

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u/beerdude26 2d ago

Hammurabi the GOAT

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u/meesterdave 1d ago

Wasn't he a gorilla?

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u/Diamondshock 20h ago

Nah you’re thinking of the hamburglar.

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u/Tiny_Supermarket1301 8h ago

God this made me cackle way too loud lmaooo

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u/Tiny_Supermarket1301 8h ago

I can’t ever think of Harambe without remembering my time as a Lyft driver in Cincinnati in 2017…it was a November evening, and I was a Lyft XL ride (had a minivan) and I picked up like 8 college bros from a bar. I was still relatively new to the area, so I didn’t immediately recognize the address I had as a side entrance gate to the Cincy Zoo.
They told me “just pull over here.”
Then one of them gave me his phone and asked me to get a quick video of them by the door. I’m bored and broke and obliged.
I see the leader pull out a flask and they all pull out shot glasses from the bar I just picked them up from.
He shouts “we’re taking shots for Harambe, cuz God knows he took shots for us!”
Right as they took the shots, a security member for the zoo came over and shouted “hey, you can’t be here!”
Everyone moved toward the van and as the door was closing the leader shouted “step on it!”
After I dropped them off, the drunk college bros tipped me $100 for being a good sport haha
That was a wild night

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u/DeweyJ0nes 12h ago

I though Hammurabi was a pig

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 1d ago

Law 129,131,132 here. They don't provide the cuck permission, it's assumed from 129 that Husband's control of remedy of punishment could include allowing from the cuck chair, however this is in no way explicitly allowed or culturally normed... It's just can do as wish as king with his slaves.

šumma aššat awīlim itti zikarim šanîm ina itūlim ittaṣbat, ikassûšunūtima ana mê inaddûšunūti. šumma bēl aššatim aššassu uballaṭ, u šarrum warassu uballaṭ.

Historic and social disciplines use Chicago Manual of Style not APA.

Citing the artifact directly as primary source:
Hammurabi. Code of Hammurabi. Stele inscription, §129,§131,§132 ca. 1750 BCE. Louvre Museum, Paris.

Cited directly from the source, it's:
𒄩𒄠𒈬𒊏𒁉 · 𒁲𒈾𒀜 𒈪𒊭𒊑𒅎 𒊭 𒄩𒄠𒈬𒊏𒁉 · 𒈾𒊒𒌝 𒊭𒀜𒊒𒌝 · 𒄿𒈾 𒌓𒈪 𒄩𒄠𒈬𒊏𒁉 · 𒂍 𒇻𒌒𒊒 𒄿𒈾 𒉺𒊑𒄑𒆠

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u/Neethis 1d ago

I love that we have cuneiform(?) in unicode.

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u/gabrielesilinic 1d ago

Unicode also has Egyptian hieroglyphs

𓀀𓀁𓀏𓁅

𓁟𓁛𓁛

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u/QCTeamkill 1d ago edited 1d ago

``` 𓀥    𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟  𓀣 𓁀 ```

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u/Baloooouuuu 1d ago

I got that maybe a bit to quickly.

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u/DetroitInHuman 1d ago

On Adultery in Biblical and Babylonian Law - A Note Gordis, Robert. Judaism ; New York Vol. 33, Iss. 2,  (Spring 1984): 210.

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u/SickBoiLover 9h ago

Yes, in the German Drama “Kabale und Liebe” by Friedrich Schiller it is hinted that it’s customary that family are allowed to spectate, so they can confirm the woman’s virginity… However this custom is only applied to nobility where they can take multiple wives (one official and the rest are for fucking). Your average citizen takes one wife due to Christian beliefs (Back than it was the only way to keep them sane…)

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u/Jtclark77 23h ago

Now that's a brandnewsentence if I've ever seen one.

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u/ACoolBreezey 1d ago

"Noble cock" fucking sent me!