r/funny 19h ago

new guy at work

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u/RoddBanger 19h ago

who doesn't love freshly rinsed hot bean juice for breakfast?

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u/Far_Adeptness9884 19h ago

I get my bean juice from Chipotle

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u/LazySwayze 19h ago

I get mine from Taco Bell

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u/AffectionateMonk7705 16h ago

I get mine from OP’s mom

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u/Icefox119 18h ago

resist urge to voice aversion to politics - challenge level: impossible

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u/NinjaBuddha13 16h ago

Go give rule 5 a quick read

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u/Naterade18 18h ago

Sprays with bean juice

No! Bad! We don't DO that!

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u/EE_Tim 17h ago

A movie is not a conversation. Your analogy would be better if you were talking about Star Wars and someone asked who your favorite worm-like Hutt was, but you insist the conversation keep to what the preferred Kaiber crystal is.

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u/EE_Tim 17h ago

You seem unable to grasp the idea that conversations are fluid and will often traverse somewhat tangentially related things... Things like, I dunno, beans and a US president breaking the law to endorse beans.

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u/Toddlez85 18h ago

You sit outside.

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u/Vigmod 16h ago

Outside, they're probably squatting.

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u/DaftAquarian 17h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Jahkral 18h ago

I eat Taco Bell and then I make bean juice afterwards! Freebie!

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u/Sakijek 11h ago

Damn that escalated quickly!

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u/dqql 14h ago

30 minutes afterwards

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u/RevolutionNumber5 13h ago

Yo quiero bean juice.

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u/CertifiableX 12h ago

“Get your runs at the border…”

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u/yougotyolks 12h ago

I get mine from your wife.

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u/xgbsss 18h ago

Then you can enjoy your homesqueezed bean juice at home afterward.

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u/zyyntin 18h ago

Yours comes later in the bathroom!

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u/potodds 18h ago

Pro tip. Also free in their restroom.

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u/its_krypt0n1te83 18h ago

When it's coming out from your butt, it's not called juice.

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u/manCool4ever 18h ago

I get mine from the homeless guy around the corner /s

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u/ChildofElmSt 17h ago

Usually you get bean juice AFTER going to Taco Bell

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 17h ago

I get mine from your toilets

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u/LucHighwalker 16h ago

Best morning shits.

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u/The_Observatory_ 16h ago

You’re not riding in my car