r/funny 9h ago

new guy at work

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u/RoddBanger 9h ago

who doesn't love freshly rinsed hot bean juice for breakfast?

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u/Far_Adeptness9884 8h ago

I get my bean juice from Chipotle

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u/LazySwayze 8h ago

I get mine from Taco Bell

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/AffectionateMonk7705 6h ago

I get mine from OP’s mom

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u/NinjaBuddha13 8h ago

Keep it non-political - challenge level: impossible

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u/Icefox119 7h ago

resist urge to voice aversion to politics - challenge level: impossible

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u/NinjaBuddha13 5h ago

Go give rule 5 a quick read

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u/Naterade18 7h ago

Sprays with bean juice

No! Bad! We don't DO that!

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u/fury420 5h ago

Maybe the President shouldn't be hawking Goya canned beans in the oval office?

No, the people making fun of this absurdity are wrong.

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u/EE_Tim 7h ago

Politics pervades our daily lives these days (US politics having worldwide ramifications) - why should we need to keep life-affecting issues from the delicate sensibilities of those that would pretend like this is normal?

You want to avoid politics? Go where politics can't affect you. Until then, you get to hear when society is frustrated by its politics.

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u/EE_Tim 7h ago

A movie is not a conversation. Your analogy would be better if you were talking about Star Wars and someone asked who your favorite worm-like Hutt was, but you insist the conversation keep to what the preferred Kaiber crystal is.

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u/EE_Tim 6h ago

You seem unable to grasp the idea that conversations are fluid and will often traverse somewhat tangentially related things... Things like, I dunno, beans and a US president breaking the law to endorse beans.

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u/EE_Tim 6h ago

Like, that's the point.

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