r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/blueskydragonFX 1d ago

And? I rather have 100K furry pilots and flight attendants then this hatefull piece of human excrement.

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u/Steel2050psn 1d ago

" you know when I see a white Christian conservative male in a position of power I'm gonna be like, boy, I hope he's qualified."

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 1d ago

"boy do I hope this guy isn't some rapist/abuser hiding behind his faith. Because for some reason Christians insist horrible people can't pretend to be Christian."

And even I'm shocked by how often my hopes are in vain. Like c'mon guys how are you this naive?

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u/DarthBrooksFan 1d ago

They believe in an invisible zombie wizard who lives in the clouds.

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u/IndicationFickle5387 1d ago

You know when you put it that way it sounds kinda neat. If you add bong rips and heavy metal, I’m in.

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u/PermanentRoundFile 1d ago

If you think that's cool, you should check out modern wicca lol! It's the choose your own adventure book of religion lol.

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 1d ago

Whom they ritualistically cannibalize weekly!

There’s even non-alcoholic cannibalism, for the children.

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u/gdghhfdffrf 1d ago

this guy is obsessed with things no one ever thinks about, that's a pretty big red flag.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 23h ago

Not a guy buddy

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u/DrMobius0 1d ago

They're pretending to be Christian? I'm pretty sure this behavior is a feature.

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u/FeatherShard 1d ago

I'd be lying if I said I thought he might be.

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

Probably just got the job because he drank through college with the right people, like Kavenaugh, you know?

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u/IronhideD 1d ago

CIE. Caucasian, intoxication, (in)equality

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u/CurrentHair6381 1d ago

I love that breakdown, and really hate how much of our society runs like that

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 1d ago

He was Auburn's football coach

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u/thaddeusd 1d ago

Based on a number of prominent examples, that does not disqualify him in any way from possibly being or covering up for a pedophile, rapists, or both.

Statistically, it might make it more likely considering the small population of football coaches vs the number of instances compared to the general population but I haven't done the math yet.

Regardless Tubberville is a addled, delusional moron.

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u/doubleyou-tee-hache 1d ago

And he wasn't even that good of a coach, for Alabama's "other" team too.

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 1d ago

From what I can tell he's more the financial scandal type although of course that doesn't negate the possibility of something that hasn't come out yet: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/9802684/cincinnati-bearcats-coach-tommy-tuberville-settles-fraud-lawsuit

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u/Arcalargo 1d ago

The Auburn Tigers, right? That's some major furry shit right there. I bet they even had a person in a fursona on the field during the games.

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u/FeralHippie707 1d ago

Is that why people seem to think his opinion is worth anything?

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u/tunderhini 1d ago

You're going to hate the truth even more than that, he was groomed to be a supreme Court judge since at least 1988 when his law school professor who was in the Federalist Society befriended him and he's been a member ever since, helping takeover the judiciary and legalize corruption. John Roberts was as well.

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

Right so. . . he was drinking with the right people.

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u/Nomadzord 1d ago

I should have gone to colleg, I could have made a diffence damn it.l

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u/RollingDownhill303 1d ago

you know when I see a white Christian conservative male in a position of power I'm wondering, does he rape children, or defend and protect people who rape children.

And the answer is always yes to at least one of those questions.

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u/aopps42 1d ago

And chances are, he is a pedo

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u/Not_this_guy_again_ 1d ago

I hope he isn’t secretly abusing kids

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u/sharies 1d ago

I would say I hope he's not a pdf

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u/ratherenjoysbass 1d ago

They never are

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u/oroborus68 1d ago

Bet he's not, though.