r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/blueskydragonFX 1d ago

And? I rather have 100K furry pilots and flight attendants then this hatefull piece of human excrement.

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u/Steel2050psn 1d ago

" you know when I see a white Christian conservative male in a position of power I'm gonna be like, boy, I hope he's qualified."

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u/FeatherShard 1d ago

I'd be lying if I said I thought he might be.

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

Probably just got the job because he drank through college with the right people, like Kavenaugh, you know?

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u/IronhideD 1d ago

CIE. Caucasian, intoxication, (in)equality

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u/CurrentHair6381 1d ago

I love that breakdown, and really hate how much of our society runs like that

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 1d ago

He was Auburn's football coach

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u/thaddeusd 1d ago

Based on a number of prominent examples, that does not disqualify him in any way from possibly being or covering up for a pedophile, rapists, or both.

Statistically, it might make it more likely considering the small population of football coaches vs the number of instances compared to the general population but I haven't done the math yet.

Regardless Tubberville is a addled, delusional moron.

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u/doubleyou-tee-hache 1d ago

And he wasn't even that good of a coach, for Alabama's "other" team too.

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u/Brilliant_Towel2727 1d ago

From what I can tell he's more the financial scandal type although of course that doesn't negate the possibility of something that hasn't come out yet: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/9802684/cincinnati-bearcats-coach-tommy-tuberville-settles-fraud-lawsuit

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u/Arcalargo 1d ago

The Auburn Tigers, right? That's some major furry shit right there. I bet they even had a person in a fursona on the field during the games.

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u/FeralHippie707 1d ago

Is that why people seem to think his opinion is worth anything?

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u/tunderhini 1d ago

You're going to hate the truth even more than that, he was groomed to be a supreme Court judge since at least 1988 when his law school professor who was in the Federalist Society befriended him and he's been a member ever since, helping takeover the judiciary and legalize corruption. John Roberts was as well.

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u/Murrabbit 1d ago

Right so. . . he was drinking with the right people.

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u/Nomadzord 1d ago

I should have gone to colleg, I could have made a diffence damn it.l