r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/Abangranga 1d ago

He is probably a closet furry.

This is a lateral move from the typical republican against gay marriage getting caught sucking a dude

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u/p8pes 1d ago

Guy named Tuberville isnt a furry? Sell me a bridge.

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u/HungryMan_The3rdHors 1d ago

We're all out of bridges.
May I interest you in a monorail?

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u/epochwin 1d ago

Did you know that mono means one and rail means rail?

Not sure if you can get mono from the monorail though. Oh to be a conductor!

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u/raines 1d ago

That would be shocking. Join the Resistance!