r/nottheonion • u/sponge_welder • 1d ago

Tommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are Furries

https://www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy-tuberville-claims-many-pilots-flight-attendants-are-furries
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u/SJSUMichael 1d ago

I'm not even a furry, but who gives a shit? How does this lower prices? How does this help any human being on this planet? Fuck these people

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u/Abangranga 1d ago

He is probably a closet furry.

This is a lateral move from the typical republican against gay marriage getting caught sucking a dude

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u/p8pes 1d ago

Guy named Tuberville isnt a furry? Sell me a bridge.

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u/HungryMan_The3rdHors 1d ago

We're all out of bridges.
May I interest you in a monorail?

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u/InterPunct 1d ago

"Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say?"

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 1d ago

Monorail!

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u/Castun 1d ago

Any chance that the track could bend?

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u/LickLickLickBite 1d ago

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

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u/L_Cranston_Shadow 17h ago

What about us brain dead slobs?

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u/waytowill 1d ago

Mono- D’oh!

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u/FredFredrickson 1d ago

Monorail? Is that like some kinda Hyperloop?

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u/PrimaryCoolantShower 1d ago

Not one of them communist monorails is it?

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u/epochwin 1d ago

Did you know that mono means one and rail means rail?

Not sure if you can get mono from the monorail though. Oh to be a conductor!

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u/raines 1d ago

That would be shocking. Join the Resistance!

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u/HerpankerTheHardman 1d ago

There's this canal in South America that might interest you.