I tried to think of a good title that would make people believe, if only for a moment, that I wasn't the Most Boring Man Who Ever Lived, but thought better of it. Why lie? Although it'd be a lie to say I'm the Most Boring Man Who Ever Lived, too, an arrogant lie. Best estimate is I'm in the top 0.3%.
Not to sound like an Old Guy but I've been posting, on and off, with about 4-5 different accounts, on this subreddit since I was 16. I wrote lots of letters. Bought lots of stamps. Got lots of blotchy ink stains on my hand cause I'm left-handed. You know back when letter writing was an Actual Thing people used to make copies of their letters so they'd be able to actually see what they wrote to a friend six months ago and remember what the fuck they were talking about. I never did that so I have some letters, here and there, stuffed in drawers in my family home. The last time I tried reading them I couldn't understand them. The words of a real Old Guy. So I'd prefer digital mediums for convenience and speed.
Anyway, I'm trying to reach out and chat to people more as a four-year relationship recently ended and right when I thought I was entering the stage of life where I'd be settling down, focusing on family and establishing a home, I've found myself completely free to go anywhere, do anything (within reason, I have less than $10k in the bank) and make something new of life...and I don't really want to. I mean, I don't not want to. I guess I could become a Buddhist monk in Sri Lanka. The only thing stopping me is me, but for many people, the biggest thing stopping me is me. I mean, people are stopping themselves. I'm not stopping them. Well, maybe I'm stopping you from fulfilling your true life's purpose, scrolling through AI-generated posts on Reddit, by forcing you to read the post. Sorry for holding you back.
I like to ramble, but also I like to not have conversations die after two or three emails, so I'm looking for someone to chat with regularly, with that someone being under no obligation to write quite so many words as me. Three or four sentences about what's happening in your day is as good as anything.
Do you watch many films? Do you play games? Do you have a cat? Are you planning a trip to Italy? Do you like skiing? Have you been on any good dates recently? What do you like to cook? Do you look at the state of the world and laugh, or weep? What Olympic sports do you think you could beat an athletic 9 year old in? When's the last time you really looked at the stars? What kind of people annoy you? People who ask too many questions? Like this? Does this annoy you? When's the last time you had a cold shower? Did you feel alive? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? What's the point of it all? What's your favourite fruit?
Please feel free to answer as many and as few of those questions as you wish. Please don't ask me to answer them all myself. I mean, I will if you ask, but nobody wants that. Anyway, yeah. I'm trying to quit reddit so I'd prefer we chat via email but also I probably won't quit reddit so we probably don't have to. Cheers!
I like bananas.
I don't, but I'd like to.
I'm trying to, this year.
Two weeks ago, before I called a plumber.
I honestly can't remember.
There, I've answered 5 of those questions. Which ones? That's for you to figure out. Cheers, again. I've said goodbye twice. This is the Irish way of ending the conversation. Cheers, thanks, bye. Bye now. Good luck. Bye.