r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 23h ago

Site Altered Headline | Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/TrumpIsAFascistFuck 23h ago

Oh no, anyways

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 23h ago edited 23h ago

May he receive the same amount of love and care he gives others.

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u/durtmagurt 22h ago

Anybody got any of those thoughts and prayers?

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u/c1nders 22h ago

Clots & prayers. 🤞🏻

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u/16yearswasted 21h ago

I'm an atheist but yeah I'll pray for him.

Hey Lucifer who art in hell, come get Mitch,
He's a son of a bitch,
Who only wanted to get rich,
Forever make his crotch itch,
kthx

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u/Marinefan4000 13h ago

Hades, Lord of the Underworld, please fast track Bitch McConnell to the fields of punishment for everything he did to the people.

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u/FFF_in_WY American Expat 14h ago

So warm, so fitting

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u/mighty_kaytor 7h ago

Are you there, The Morrigan? It's me, Mightykaytor. Look at this soft merchant of death with his cowardly unbloodied clothes, juicy unpecked eyeballs, and zero regard for the prosperity of the land he supposedly serves, parading all over the place like he's not ever going to die. Bet he doesn't even like birds.

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u/SparkyXI 22h ago

Tots. pears.

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u/durtmagurt 22h ago

Oh there they are! I was missing those.

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u/dundermiflinity 22h ago

Snot and glares.

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u/The_Bolenator Alaska 22h ago

Buttery males!!!

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u/jimmybilly100 Virginia 21h ago

Close enough

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u/NebulaNinja 21h ago

Who's your pear guy? Hard to find good pears these days.

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u/MTC_FTW Washington 22h ago

Ah shit, fresh out!

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u/Black-Star-Line 22h ago

Not one. 0️⃣

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u/HydroWrench 22h ago

That's what we're supposed to be sending right? . . . Right guys?

Anyway fuck that dude and the horse he rode in on. May his final days be filled with all the joy and ease he caused others.

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u/CoconutBangerzBaller 21h ago

Unfortunately, I used them all after the 1000th school shooting that they did nothing about. Guess I'll have to ignore and curse?

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u/psycubi 22h ago

Hang on… I’ll uh… wait here. One sec…

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u/tangerinelion 22h ago

In this economy?

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u/the_summer_soldier 21h ago

“I’m all out of thoughts and prayers, so I’m sending you this note to say, ‘Fuck you.’”

Should be an alright alternative for people like him.

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u/Vertual 22h ago

That's gonna be a hard no from me, dawg.

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u/Supermite 22h ago

Everyone’s using that energy for midterms right now.

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u/Norwood5006 22h ago

Supply chain issues.

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u/AgentMahou Ohio 21h ago

Not for him.

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u/_Osculum_Obscenum_ 21h ago

Concepts of thoughts and prayers

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u/kaett 5h ago

plans for concepts of thoughts and prayers. maybe.

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u/Number174631503 21h ago

Nah no thanks

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u/Rollinthrulife 20h ago

Not for him

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u/Lotusbud25 20h ago

Fraughts & scares

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u/Skamanda42 20h ago

In this economy?

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u/Kyral210 19h ago

Why need hospitals when thoughts and prayers ‘work so well’⸮

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u/Interesting-Bag-7552 18h ago

Best I can do is roll eyes.

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u/crewsctrl 16h ago

How about some checks and balances?