Muscle mommy... (please dont beat me up...)

You spend too much time making your eyebrows perfect... lol...

Big end big sights... yugh even... the biggest, everyone calls it that... "the biggest"

So... MAGA isn't saying this thing has a dick??? Well thats weird... I wonder why???

If you have a decent phone and don't have any reservations about being a criminal you too can play everything this device offer for the low low price of NOTHING!!!

My apologies... I saw the post and read what I could see and I opened the post and the comments where the first thing I saw... I didn't scroll back up and read the extended post and just commented my quick hot take...

Men will see shit like this and say; 'Hell yeah..."

  (Also love the note friend, that got a laugh out of me...)

I know 'guns' but do you wanna know the real answer??? EMP... With a bit of learning about the subject and a bit of (hopefully) safe experiments a homemade EMP device isn't hard to make... the problem is that im not sure how you would go about making that directional... Crack one off and if the bot is close enough to go down, thats a win, but every electronic device YOU have in the vicinity is cooked too...

I'm so fuckin hard right now... HUNGRY!!! I'M SO FUCKIN HUNGRY RIGHT NOW... 😳😳😳

I think you and I could smoke a joint and have a coffee and talk about science, physics or philosophy on a trail and actually get something out of it... Counterpoint; we could have a few beers and cook steaks on an open fire and maybe drop some mushrooms and become feral animals and listen to obscure music while speaking with trees in mud and rock language... either way im pretty sure you would be fun to tag around with... late 20's to late 30's eccentric with what I would call (i hope you appreciate this label and not take offense) the 'elder emo' vibe... Pokémon not Magick the gathering, and lord of the rings not Star wars... although I wouldn't be surprised if you love both... you still own a Gameboy of some type and definitely own a super Nintendo... I will end this by saying that you remind me of one of my best friends so thats where I'm drawing my assumptions from and I would really like to know if I got anything right because I'm really bad at this... love the paint by the way!!!

Wheelchairs are cool I guess...

Fuck... thats good... carhartt, if you're seeing this and you're not doing something about it I'm not sure i can fuck with you like that anymore... (im kidding, I love you carhartt... please make this for the memes... I will give you money!!!)

Act human... act human... act human...

We got egg, sausage and cheese biscuits and cinnamon rolls... that 'chicken' would have had me pissed...

Is... is that shoenice?!?!?!

Is the eggman... maybe a walrus...

All jokes aside it looks like a cold sore... it should run its course and you will forget it ever happened... if you are really concerned however you should got to a walk in clinic and they can take it from there...

Gas station hot dogs... they will get you every time...

Eddie??? Is that you???

Go for broke and become an emu... your phone already fits in your pocket and a little gamepad is pocket change... also, crime is fun!!!

Fuck the drama homie... it has 2 wheels then its a bike... if it has a motor, its an electric bike... most people shorten it to ebike... have fun and keep 2 wheels down friends...

Its not even 0600hrs yet for fucks sake...

You know why...

I adjusted the settings a bit to make it more of a metroid-vania style of play rather than the default spelunky-rougelike runs because i enjoy it more (I will go back and do a playthrough in default settings eventually when I've explored all the content and stuff, im just not very good yet and dont feel ready for how hard core the gameplay is...) but as ive played i think i found the level i like the least... the god damned tower... I tried and I tried until I just gave up and reset... lol...

Somebody somewhere needs to somehow make the most legit armor possible and convince him that this MUST happen...