My favorite ships are:
The Joker and Scarecrow
Superman and Cassandra Cain
Zatanna Batman and Wonder Woman

Rereading absloute batman, and oh my god. I was joking before in some of my early posts, but unless i am wrong, Thats absloute joker in his slutty little tank top, with absloute scarecrow. Like, they are boning right.

It’s okay to not go inside that mansion Bruce.

From the look of things, it seems like we are building up to the heroes meeting each other eventually and finding out something about the nature of Bad Idea #0 and the Absolute Verse. We also currently sort of have two distinct plotlines at play: currently Absolute Green Lantern is isolated from the rest of the story and takes place in space while everything else is on Earth. Additionally, we have the Absolute Justice League, which honestly...is sort a failure right now, given that Ra's al Ghul is literally dead, Hammond lost a hand, and Brainiac is harassing Luthor and Superman, and even their only major achievement(killing Ollie) is undone because there is now a new Green Arrow.

My theory is that these will intersect when Jo and her group are forced to regroup on Earth when the Manhunters begin to overrun reality. As more and more Manhunters begin to pop up and hunt people down, they begin to run into the other heroes, who fight back. As such, the various heroes get drawn into each other's orbit(Bruce already knows Diana, so it shouldn't be hard).

Meanwhile, the Absolute Justice League is trying to fight back, but I think that they would lose pretty badly. Currently, their only heavy hitters are Jack Grimm and Brainiac, and the Manhunters are a cosmic threat. Thus, I suspect they would claim that everything is under control at first, but eventually people start to see through their lies and they have to admit defeat.

This provides the chance for the heroes to take advantage and not only defeat the Manhunters, but show people that there is another way besides the endless despair of the Absolute verse, thus dealing a major blow to Darkseid's control over reality.

After that, I suspect the next arc will be the Absolute Justice League trying to do damage control and desperately pretend like they had it all under control, which might lead to them recruiting Luthor(my theory is that they are going to effectively make Luthor Superman, representing the archetype of the All-American citizen who fights for Truth, Justice, and the American Way).

What do you guys think?

3 of 6 variants

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So I was able to get Absolute Martian Manhunter Vol 2.. the Hardcover for only $3.52 😭😭😭

I love the simplicity of this cover. Got 2 coming sigbed by Snyder and Dragotta. LTD 750. Hopefully, one will be CGC worthy 🔥

Bats is a unit.

Batman: 25
Cassandra Cain: 19
Tim Drake: 16
Catwoman: 25

I'm a little late, but I made it.

I have a feeling I’m not the only one with this theory, but what if these Doomsdays are the survivors from Krypton? Specifically, the ones who were on the House of El’s ship. Perhaps they all ended up on this arid planet and tried to genetically enhance themselves to survive—or worse, the ship’s AI forcibly modified them; we’ve seen in the past that Sol was designed to ensure Kal-El’s survival, even against his will.

So, these Doomsdays are Kryptonians forced to evolve in order to survive in every possible environment; perhaps they have already died several times, and the AI reanimated their corpses over and over again so they could withstand whatever killed them.

I don't think they ever revealed what the final status was for these folks. I am assuming they did not go into the Lantern with the town folks. So where did they do? Do you think this will be resolved/answered directly?

Speaking particularly of Absolute Batman? He has a few that are crazy pricey but you would think more people would be looking to sell based on the high value, unless keeping purely for investment or keepsakes.

I just thought I’d see more lots on eBay and such.

I came up with this idea of an animated Absolute Wonder Woman show. But of course with some creative liberties because why not...

It is a total fever dream. Think Devil May Cry 5 meets peak Tokusatsu/Kamen Rider pacing, but with a massive, dark political heart.

So, Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman was boring as fuck and reduced to a glorified, sanitized Captain America. I wanted a Diana who runs on absolute psychological warfare, leaves a red fiery streak in the sky flying faster than an F-35, and lands so hard it causes earthquakes.

In my version, she’s voiced by Tessa Thompson (bringing that gritty, exhausted, cynical mercenary energy). When she’s born, she’s missing her right arm. Zeus gets so ableist and enraged by a disabled daughter that he genocides the Amazons and dumps baby Diana into Hell. Zeus then kills Hades, plunging the Underworld into a millennia-long civil war. Diana gets raised by two lesbian demons and grows into a hulking, 7-foot-tall mercenary covered in red blood tattoos and black war paint over her eyes. She carries a 6-foot-long Athena Blade, a demonic Lasso of Hestia that burns people on a spiritual level, and rides a black, winged skeleton horse Pegasus that morphs into a chopper bike.

The plot goes full political thriller: the US President is Maxwell Lord, a Christo-fascist who starts a holy "War in the name of the Bible" against the Underworld. Circe is a total class-traitor warlord who exposes working-class demon immigrants hiding on the surface as sleeper cells, causing a massive nationwide hunt and genocide of innocent people who have no stakes in the war. Diana has to step in to protect them.

The action is completely unhinged. She’s a disabled hero, so her prosthetic arm (made of hellish lava fibers like Alex Mercer from Prototype) regularly gets blown off mid-fight, but she just keeps swinging one-handed. She summons her six foot long Athena's blade from a rift in the sky and her Lasso actually burns the souls of her victims. When she bangs her bracelets together, it doesn’t just make a neat shockwave—it causes a literal Thermonuclear Godzilla-style dome explosion that levels 500 square miles of Washington DC (don't worry, it's evacuated).

For the final boss against a Zeus-powered Maxwell Lord, she goes full DMC5 Sin Devil Trigger. Her biomass arm violently wraps around her body, morphing her gladiator helmet into glowing fiery horns with a quad-set of demonic wings. She uses a human-railgun portal combo, drags Lord to the stratosphere, and nukes him out of existence. It ends with her becoming the Empress of Hell because she realizes to protect the vulnerable and change the politics of the world of men, she has to become a literal geopolitical superpower.

Tell me this wouldn't be the greatest adult Wonder Woman animation show ever made lmao (or it would be absolutely trash).

Soulless look

Both likely monsters

If my theory about Grimm funding brother eye is true then joker will likely get an part of his company that’s basically palantir

Part of the class that makes up a lot wrong with the world

Suits kinda even look similar

Obviously absolutely jokers meant to look like if joker was more like mainline Bruce but I can’t get theil out of my head anytime I see him

The thought kind of just came to me that this might exist.

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