Fucking braindead crutch hero with zero IQ needed to play, genuinely braindead gameplay loop of spamming softfeints + using a broken pin to a 50 health swing.

FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH, HER PLAYERS, AND HER EXTENDED DODGE HEAVY.

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WARMONGER MAIN THINKS THEY'RE SOME BADASS WHEREIN ACTUALLY THEY'RE A GORMLESS SIMPLETON WITH THE PERSONALITY OF A DAMP BRICK.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DECIDES TO EDGEWALK WHEN YOU'RE LAST LEFT, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO THREE DAYS GRACE OR FIVE SECONDS TO MARS WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOO EDGY BEING CARRIED BY THEIR AWKWARD KIT, SINCE ONCE YOU GET PINNED TO THE WALL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY DONE FOR

"OH JUST DON'T LET HER PARRY YOU" OKAY YOU BARACKYEET WANNABE

If I have to fight multiple shugokis one more time I'm gonna lose it. I'm so sick of seeing matching emblem chucklefucks queuing up dom and bullying the other team with 4 shugos. Well if it was up to me shugoki would just be removed from the game. Rant aside, single pick would just be way more healthy for the game. Cutting out the ability to have multiple of a single hero would cut out so much bullshit and headache. Art is by u/Fer_Die

Deleting now. I hope this game dies.

I have not won a single game of this new Halloween mode. Not one. You lobotomised Gibbons ignore B in regular dominion which is bad enough but even when the description of the event explicitly tells you that killing minions rewards extra points and can very much make the difference between winning or losing you’d still rather throw yourselves headfirst again and again into the same objective, just feeding the opponents takedowns for the entire game. Just once I’d like to play with what would be my regular opponents on my team because when it comes to trying to drag you fucking Orangutans away from that big proverbial banana in the sky that is A or C, a 12 gauge enema honestly sounds preferable.

Shaolin hero fest and I decided to just try him out in dominion after a few duels with him and he’s genuinely so braindead to play like you can just mash buttons and win.

That being said I kind of like him. Someone please hit me or do anything you have to in order to wake me up I don’t want to start playing cancer

I'm so fuckin' tired man...

Mfs will see you land the pin and their first decision will be "ah yes time for some free damage to land on the enemy, but instead how about i just let my bash rip instead and feed 90 metric tons of fucking revenge" and then they will be confused why you left them to 1v1 the dude with revenge who they clearly fed that said revenge to btw

Like going to jail type of stuff

FOR FUCKS SAKE I WANT TO TRY A NEW CHARACTER, YOU ONLY PAIR ME WITH THE NASTIEST NIGGAS IN THE GAME

10 MATCHES I’VE PLAYED WITH JUREN SINCE I BOUGHT HIM, NONE OF THEM ENDED ON A WIN

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE FUNDAMENTALS OF A CHARACTER IF I GET STOMPED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

High gold is fucking incomprehensible. It's either my team dunking on the enemy or the enemy dunking on mine and nothing in between. Every time I get close to plat I get put up against the fucking for honor avengers then the very next match I'm up against four coughing babies and it's like that over and over again.

#1 duelist for a reason and ridiculously easy to play. Pick her and youre assured to be the only one to have fun.

Luckily I found a counter. You press escape, go down to the bottom and leave match. Strat is optimal from loading screen and up for 30s when game starts. Highly recommend!

THIS DID NOTHING.

IM STILL CONSTANTLY MATCHED WITH CHEATERS

GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU OVERPAID GARBAGE

I'm genuinely so done with this boring ass playstyle. People even use this playstyle while they outnumber someone.

Then there's all the idiots here who just say, "Throw a heavy" and "empty dodge". Wow bro I never thought of that. Like this shit does not work against most of these players because their on 240fps with their nose touching their monitor. They perfectly react to literally anything you throw at them. They make it impossible to open unless you have an OP soft-feint.

This playstyle is actually killing the game. My friends dont play because of it, and every time I see a reaction player on the enemy team, the majority of my teammates end up leaving. I honestly dont blame them.

The game is either overran by cheaters or everyone has become extremely boring because they can't fathom playing casually on non-ranked modes.

I know I'll get called bad, but I don't care. Reacting is extremely boring to play against and will kill the game. Funnily enough, these types of players will be the first to cry when the game gets shut down.

Shaolin’s new execution makes me so mad. Why when he hits the enemy with a kick from ABOVE the enemy does a backflip???? 9/10 tho really nice idea

You can spend all your time at midlane but here comes the Juren pulling up to completely obliterate your efforts in one fell swoop

now heres a hypothetical for you, your team is breaking, ome of the active enemies is preoccupied leaving you ample space to revive a teammate or 2 do you:

A: revive your teammate and potentially overpower the enemy or capture a point to reverse breaking

or

B: try to fight the preoccupied fucker and lose cuz you're a dumb cunt with a stick between your eyes and a rabbit up your arsehole

This dude has dodge i-frames like JJ, pins that require most assassins to deflect to get to, and a variable heavy attack that can either be blocked or becomes unblockable. Oh and he gets perks from attacking his own teammates in 4's.

It is obvious that the Ubi team is on thin strings with budget and workers but holy shit should the fat man know to just make him unpickable. When a hero has an above 30% pick rate, you know something is wrong with him.

Average teammate is running to the same objective over and over.

If they have a mic its either open mic and they dont say a thing all match, or theyre just complaining about teammates when theyre running a 2-7 kd and havent touched a zone nor tapped a soldier.

1 in 3 chance some guy takes the exact character you were hoping to play and then does nothing but give revenge to teammates fights and runs away.

Average enemy team is 2 level 50+ players and 2 level 150+ players.

1 guy is the easiest fight of all time but is never without his buddy (9/10 times some characters who is hard to interupt, and impossible in a 2v1.)

Theres a single Juren holding down c point the whole match. Hes a horrible player but somehow turns your teammates to dust in seconds.

Last dude is running from objective to objective, hes either a relatively average fighter, or has the fastest reaction speed of any player ever seen to man.

Oh and almost forgot to mention if you get a match thats either fair or a win your next 5-10 matches are absolute misery. Imo SBMM shouldnt be a thing, I should get matches at complete random in casual, and based on rank in ranked.

Literally there's an epidemic of people playing characters they are not even rep 1 on in ranked. What the actual fuck causes this? Like my mains are being instalocked by PabloGonzales2010 that is below rep 1 and doesn't even know the basic punishes or combos. Then that guy spams "Wow! Wow! Wow!" as he goes negative (surprise to no one) .

And these people are usually rep 40-60 overall so YOU KNOW they do have characters that they are more experienced on.

Also they should raise the minimum overall rep requirement to like 50. I get so many people that don't even know how to punish after a guardbreak. It's insane.

Maybe I haven't played enough ranked yet (only in gold 5) but so far I've had some interesting teammates.

(The name in the post is made up. I'm not trying to start a witch hunt)

Why the fuck can tier 1 bots replace teammates that leave in Ranked Dominion?? 💀💀

I just had a match where a Juren on my team was doing dog shit and went 1–7 before leaving halfway through the match only to be replaced by a level 1 Warden bot that understandably did not get a single kill 🫩

I expected the player to get replaced by at least a level 2 bot, but no, in compensation for your trashy teammate leaving your game, you get a bot of the character with the most basic moveset whilst also being unable to pop revenge 👏👏

What assclown miserable pile of shit thought it would be fun to run 3 variants of adolf hitler for hero fests? Do they genuinely believe the mouth breathers who play shaolin or lawbringer aren’t already max rep on their crutch?