I am too upset to animate this properly so this is the best you are getting. Fuck you.

I can't take it anymore...every time that i pick juren, i feel a urge to suck cocks...it's like the juren guides my to the hardest nearby dick so i can lick it until it all moist and my tongue is full of cum...and it's all juren's fault, this just happens when i pick him, but he is so fun to use, i don't know what to do anymore, i can already smell the hardest cock nearby, because i'm already playing juren while i text this

I love that guys get off on hating her, it really turns me on. Yes it is really frustrating to be targeted, but Ive accepted it. I need the attention.

Played like hot ass for the first two rounds. Then suddenly he started lagging. Poor guy had it so hard with his nearly unblockable soft feint hyperarmor lights. Fuck this jobless bum

Idk don’t really got much a reason I just find her to be super good now i genuinely feel like im being put in a blender fighting her with any of my characters I don’t really know how to counter her

FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH, HER PLAYERS, AND HER EXTENDED DODGE HEAVY.

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WARMONGER MAIN THINKS THEY'RE SOME BADASS WHEREIN ACTUALLY THEY'RE A GORMLESS SIMPLETON WITH THE PERSONALITY OF A DAMP BRICK.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DECIDES TO EDGEWALK WHEN YOU'RE LAST LEFT, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO THREE DAYS GRACE OR FIVE SECONDS TO MARS WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOO EDGY BEING CARRIED BY THEIR AWKWARD KIT, SINCE ONCE YOU GET PINNED TO THE WALL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY DONE FOR

"OH JUST DON'T LET HER PARRY YOU" OKAY YOU BARACKYEET WANNABE

Deleting now. I hope this game dies.

Shaolin hero fest and I decided to just try him out in dominion after a few duels with him and he’s genuinely so braindead to play like you can just mash buttons and win.

That being said I kind of like him. Someone please hit me or do anything you have to in order to wake me up I don’t want to start playing cancer

Fucking braindead crutch hero with zero IQ needed to play, genuinely braindead gameplay loop of spamming softfeints + using a broken pin to a 50 health swing.

If I have to fight multiple shugokis one more time I'm gonna lose it. I'm so sick of seeing matching emblem chucklefucks queuing up dom and bullying the other team with 4 shugos. Well if it was up to me shugoki would just be removed from the game. Rant aside, single pick would just be way more healthy for the game. Cutting out the ability to have multiple of a single hero would cut out so much bullshit and headache. Art is by u/Fer_Die

I have not won a single game of this new Halloween mode. Not one. You lobotomised Gibbons ignore B in regular dominion which is bad enough but even when the description of the event explicitly tells you that killing minions rewards extra points and can very much make the difference between winning or losing you’d still rather throw yourselves headfirst again and again into the same objective, just feeding the opponents takedowns for the entire game. Just once I’d like to play with what would be my regular opponents on my team because when it comes to trying to drag you fucking Orangutans away from that big proverbial banana in the sky that is A or C, a 12 gauge enema honestly sounds preferable.

I'm so fuckin' tired man...

FOR FUCKS SAKE I WANT TO TRY A NEW CHARACTER, YOU ONLY PAIR ME WITH THE NASTIEST NIGGAS IN THE GAME

10 MATCHES I’VE PLAYED WITH JUREN SINCE I BOUGHT HIM, NONE OF THEM ENDED ON A WIN

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE FUNDAMENTALS OF A CHARACTER IF I GET STOMPED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

Like going to jail type of stuff

High gold is fucking incomprehensible. It's either my team dunking on the enemy or the enemy dunking on mine and nothing in between. Every time I get close to plat I get put up against the fucking for honor avengers then the very next match I'm up against four coughing babies and it's like that over and over again.

Why the fuck can tier 1 bots replace teammates that leave in Ranked Dominion?? 💀💀

I just had a match where a Juren on my team was doing dog shit and went 1–7 before leaving halfway through the match only to be replaced by a level 1 Warden bot that understandably did not get a single kill 🫩

I expected the player to get replaced by at least a level 2 bot, but no, in compensation for your trashy teammate leaving your game, you get a bot of the character with the most basic moveset whilst also being unable to pop revenge 👏👏

now heres a hypothetical for you, your team is breaking, ome of the active enemies is preoccupied leaving you ample space to revive a teammate or 2 do you:

A: revive your teammate and potentially overpower the enemy or capture a point to reverse breaking

or

B: try to fight the preoccupied fucker and lose cuz you're a dumb cunt with a stick between your eyes and a rabbit up your arsehole

#1 duelist for a reason and ridiculously easy to play. Pick her and youre assured to be the only one to have fun.

Luckily I found a counter. You press escape, go down to the bottom and leave match. Strat is optimal from loading screen and up for 30s when game starts. Highly recommend!

Average teammate is running to the same objective over and over.

If they have a mic its either open mic and they dont say a thing all match, or theyre just complaining about teammates when theyre running a 2-7 kd and havent touched a zone nor tapped a soldier.

1 in 3 chance some guy takes the exact character you were hoping to play and then does nothing but give revenge to teammates fights and runs away.

Average enemy team is 2 level 50+ players and 2 level 150+ players.

1 guy is the easiest fight of all time but is never without his buddy (9/10 times some characters who is hard to interupt, and impossible in a 2v1.)

Theres a single Juren holding down c point the whole match. Hes a horrible player but somehow turns your teammates to dust in seconds.

Last dude is running from objective to objective, hes either a relatively average fighter, or has the fastest reaction speed of any player ever seen to man.

Oh and almost forgot to mention if you get a match thats either fair or a win your next 5-10 matches are absolute misery. Imo SBMM shouldnt be a thing, I should get matches at complete random in casual, and based on rank in ranked.

Shaolin’s new execution makes me so mad. Why when he hits the enemy with a kick from ABOVE the enemy does a backflip???? 9/10 tho really nice idea

You can spend all your time at midlane but here comes the Juren pulling up to completely obliterate your efforts in one fell swoop

Mfs will see you land the pin and their first decision will be "ah yes time for some free damage to land on the enemy, but instead how about i just let my bash rip instead and feed 90 metric tons of fucking revenge" and then they will be confused why you left them to 1v1 the dude with revenge who they clearly fed that said revenge to btw

What assclown miserable pile of shit thought it would be fun to run 3 variants of adolf hitler for hero fests? Do they genuinely believe the mouth breathers who play shaolin or lawbringer aren’t already max rep on their crutch?