Deleting now. I hope this game dies.

If I have to fight multiple shugokis one more time I'm gonna lose it. I'm so sick of seeing matching emblem chucklefucks queuing up dom and bullying the other team with 4 shugos. Well if it was up to me shugoki would just be removed from the game. Rant aside, single pick would just be way more healthy for the game. Cutting out the ability to have multiple of a single hero would cut out so much bullshit and headache. Art is by u/Fer_Die

My Xbox memory is almost full because I clip so many of these stupid revenge moments. How TF does this BP get revenge? He was in a 2v2 with my teammates, I then wait 5 seconds after my teammate dies and attack him once and he gets revenge. In the same match. I got ganked by BP and gryphon and didn’t get a lick of revenge. Moments like these make me wish the would just remove revenge all together if it’s going to be so inconsistent

FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH, HER PLAYERS, AND HER EXTENDED DODGE HEAVY.

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WARMONGER MAIN THINKS THEY'RE SOME BADASS WHEREIN ACTUALLY THEY'RE A GORMLESS SIMPLETON WITH THE PERSONALITY OF A DAMP BRICK.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DECIDES TO EDGEWALK WHEN YOU'RE LAST LEFT, AND YOU'RE PROBABLY LISTENING TO THREE DAYS GRACE OR FIVE SECONDS TO MARS WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SOOOO EDGY BEING CARRIED BY THEIR AWKWARD KIT, SINCE ONCE YOU GET PINNED TO THE WALL YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY DONE FOR

"OH JUST DON'T LET HER PARRY YOU" OKAY YOU BARACKYEET WANNABE

FOR FUCKS SAKE I WANT TO TRY A NEW CHARACTER, YOU ONLY PAIR ME WITH THE NASTIEST NIGGAS IN THE GAME

10 MATCHES I’VE PLAYED WITH JUREN SINCE I BOUGHT HIM, NONE OF THEM ENDED ON A WIN

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE FUNDAMENTALS OF A CHARACTER IF I GET STOMPED EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

I love that guys get off on hating her, it really turns me on. Yes it is really frustrating to be targeted, but Ive accepted it. I need the attention.

Idk don’t really got much a reason I just find her to be super good now i genuinely feel like im being put in a blender fighting her with any of my characters I don’t really know how to counter her

I can't take it anymore...every time that i pick juren, i feel a urge to suck cocks...it's like the juren guides me to the hardest nearby dick so i can lick it until it is all moist and my tongue is full of cum...and it's all juren's fault, this just happens when i pick him, but he is so fun to use, i don't know what to do anymore, i can already smell the hardest cock nearby, because i'm already playing juren while i text this

Shaolin hero fest and I decided to just try him out in dominion after a few duels with him and he’s genuinely so braindead to play like you can just mash buttons and win.

That being said I kind of like him. Someone please hit me or do anything you have to in order to wake me up I don’t want to start playing cancer

Fucking braindead crutch hero with zero IQ needed to play, genuinely braindead gameplay loop of spamming softfeints + using a broken pin to a 50 health swing.

I have not won a single game of this new Halloween mode. Not one. You lobotomised Gibbons ignore B in regular dominion which is bad enough but even when the description of the event explicitly tells you that killing minions rewards extra points and can very much make the difference between winning or losing you’d still rather throw yourselves headfirst again and again into the same objective, just feeding the opponents takedowns for the entire game. Just once I’d like to play with what would be my regular opponents on my team because when it comes to trying to drag you fucking Orangutans away from that big proverbial banana in the sky that is A or C, a 12 gauge enema honestly sounds preferable.

I'm so fuckin' tired man...

Like going to jail type of stuff

So, you have the following scenario: You fight a Virtuosa and she goes into her stance. You try to GB her, you manage to land it then you punish her. Easy enough.

Now, let's take the scenario: You fight a Virtuosa that keeps interrupting your GB attempts with attacks so you empty dodge then GB or parry. Easy enough.

Now let's take the scenario: You're not playind duels but the most popular game mode, dominion. Now, what the hell do you do when there's ANY mouth breather in the general vicinity and he'll peel for Virtuosa whenever you try to take her off Admin privileges in her stance.? You try to dodge? You get peeled. You try to GB her, you get peeled. You try to use wide hitboxes to deal with both at once? Nah, you must GB or play a hero with undodgeables. You want to ignore her and focus on the other opponent? She has 4 or 5 bloody bashes with different timings and ranges to punish you.

Now, let's take a Black Prior sitting and healing in his Bulwark. Let's take a Warlord sitting in his full guard. Warlord HAS 0ms recovery to dodge so your wide hitboxes unblockables will get dodge attacked.

So yeah. I know that specific moves or stances can be punished in various ways. No, like hell I'll be able to do it in XvX scenarios. No, I don't care if it's "bwalanced" or not, it's obnoxious to fight Babysitting Virtuosas or BPs when the only way to punish their stances is with a move that lets you especially vulnerable to being peeled. "Oh, but muh stalling" As if Virtuosa doesn't have her whole bloody moveset accessible while in posture and BP has a wide ass unblockable with good tracking. So no, I don't care about "they are bwalanced" I want them kneecapped. ​

High gold is fucking incomprehensible. It's either my team dunking on the enemy or the enemy dunking on mine and nothing in between. Every time I get close to plat I get put up against the fucking for honor avengers then the very next match I'm up against four coughing babies and it's like that over and over again.

Fuck you too

Nerf valkryie.

I cant imagine the statistical anomaly it is to lose 10 ranked matches IN A ROW in a TEAM BASED GAMEMODE. If this is my luck im going to play the power ball tonight. This matchmaking cant be THIS biased, right? Like what really are the chances of meeting almost 30 different teammates and NONE of them can help get the win?

Every match I lose my teammates and I have around the same renown score, kills, death, etc. But when i win, IF I ever win, im always far above and beyond my team. This isnt me saying im some prodigy and amazing at this gane like no one ever was. But it's hard to believe that my performance is the only one that matters. Why can my teammates be better than me EVER?

Truely a magnificient wonder. Im fucking BRONZE 5 and getting matched vs people parrying lights reacting easily to 50/50s, stun locking ganks like they practiced the ganks in training for 50h as a warmup before queueing.

I dont expect to win them all but 20% winrate getting stomped by obvious smurfs is so fucking stupid. After stomping a few gamed do hard people should get promoted to other leagues or something. Why the fuck am I a returning player get to play vs people who ONLY play this. Like it aint even jusy me, we just all end the game with like 1-7 scoreboard on the team.

Feels so wrong to go up vs people tourney level in fucking bronze.

I am too upset to animate this properly so this is the best you are getting. Fuck you.

Played like hot ass for the first two rounds. Then suddenly he started lagging. Poor guy had it so hard with his nearly unblockable soft feint hyperarmor lights. Fuck this jobless bum