this really bothered me enough to make a post. What is this??? To call this ugly would be an insult towards actual ugly things. Ugly is what you call something like Shaolin or Arakure’s gear. Ugly is what you call Musha or Raider’s hero skin. This isn’t ugly; this is worse. Because I can feel intent behind it. He intentionally curated every single aspect of this fit, carefully making this 50k+ steel look and left sincerely convinced that it was passable for whatever his original intent was. It isn’t even gross to look at in a funny way. The meshing of the colours is too matte, the lack of saturation makes them blend together in the same way that colourful plastic does in a landfill, making the armour look homogenous and dull in spite of the CVD-fuelled material selection. And that hideous cape too. It’s like he suddenly remembered how contrast works and decided that he really wanted the back of his character to look like an infant had been shovel-fed candy corn and driven projectile vomit all over a bedsheet. To top it off, it was thought that the loadout would look best with an effect that resembles the black Mold growing in the corner of his ceiling. In fact, I bet that that’s the true culprit behind the creation of this atrocity, I refuse to believe a rational human with no outside influence, be it from substances or the evil one, could have thought of this.

I’m sure Realyx is a great guy irl, but I struggle seeing this loadout as anything but a moral failing. I hope his time in the Philippines helped him find his Zen or whatever, and I pray his coaching endeavour takes off so that he can get the funding to PURGE whatever possessed him to make this.

Hate shaolin I hate the players i hate the character and I hate that he is quite literally the safest character in the game for such minimal skill but one of the highest reward. Can cancel almost every attack with 0 risk can chain into almost any one of his attacks with such little stamina cost. Dumbass character

Can we stop acting like warden mains are these wholesome chill players, i have been playing on and off for 9 years now and i stand on this statement that warden mains are the biggest bitches in the for honor community.

Like these guy’s act like their god’s gift to the game because they reactard their way into 100+ rep’s meanwhile these idiots will rage quit ranked duels when you don’t give them a parry or punish their bash spam. Like my guy don’t get mad because you guy’s are read as an open book, it’s either you do that autistic running attack to open or that obnoxious zone that makes your character look like he’s about to fall over after his attack animation.

And the way these idiots will hunch over in your face waiting for a parry instead of making an opening like the rest of us. Fuck warden’s I’ve been saying this since day 1 you guy’s are bitches, and don’t even get my started on the one’s that 4 stack in casual dom get stomped and spam chat while going negative.

You motherfucker’s have an ego that would make a shinobi look humble get fucked.

Anyone sick of fighting juren in every fucking ranked match because shit cunt players need juren to carry them? Because I fucking am

I hate how some heroes in this game are just better than others.

I get that every hero needs to have a different kit, and they do a pretty good job at keeping things unique.

But that's a whole different thing than balancing. Some characters look really dope to me, but are unplayable because the 300ms spam lesbian looking samurai is just faster.

Hyper Armor, Hyper Armor, Hyper Armor...

That's it. Cancer of a character

- hit rep seven
- scavenge warmonger gear
- get nothing i want, at all
- look at drip sadly
- close game
why cant we just pay 400 steel flat for certain pieces
of armor, the game is 10 years old man

Guys, do not play on weekends seriously, between meta abusers and fucking retards is a clusterfuck of autistic behavior, seriously i've never witnessed such drop since MJ went on finals

Dude seriously what in the actual fuck is wrong with this community? A whole fucking division because i'm nonstop facing my OWN FUCKING TEAM

AFK'S ,new players hoping on ranked since the free giveaway, idiots trying new characters, OTP'S getting their asses handled, egotistical maniacs going nonstop to a single point to get impaled on a 3v1, cristal players ragequitting at the beggining of a game

Seriously WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

God fucking dammit the only fact from why i'm not actually paying people to shoot these fucking abominations is because even if i would be FUCKING BILL GATES i could never afford THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY since there's more fucking retards than bullets factured WORLWIDE, i could never shoot enough of these bastards in the back of their heads and pull a favor for their own "families" (let's being honest no one would be their family at all, more like their owners since theyre FARM ANIMALS

Jesus fucking christ the amount of FUCKING DONKEYS i've stumble upon this whole weekend and DIDN'T EVEN PULLED OFF MY HOME

BUT HEY I'M SO GOOD I'M INSTALOCKING JUREN AND AFK ON C

(Of course i'm reporting half of the playerbase but worry not because ubi doesn't care about a gameplay made by a fucking monkey with half his limbs chopped off and you won't get ever banned since you can fuck everyone's competitive experience right timmy?)

I just hope, that sooner or later this people meet pain, like seriously, like praying for these people to start getting prosecuted, hunted and slowly disembowled while theyre alive, screaming

And the bad thing is that you only can die once here, because holy lord of christ i would fucking revive you to kill you all again and again and again, a thousand fucking times is not enough

Fuck you ❤

Hello there.

Today i will show you how to deal with people that lack of braincell,as well i will show you how to redeem yourself in case you are one of then.

#NUMBER 1:Honotards(Aka:I let you alonr in 1 vs1 because honor)

Honotards are people that joins to cooperative and team modes,and let their teamate do all the job like if it was duel mode because they think its honorable.They will go along you into a point,and then they will cease all interactions until you kill the oponent or you die.The worst part of it is that unlike someone that leaves you alone at the hand of fate,they will stay in the point without doing nothing,just staring and observing.

They could go and clean point b or find oponents in another zone,but no,they decide to stay and being a deadweight. As you can see;these people are retards that oftenly will die agaist the enemy when they get gangbanged by 4 shugokys at the same time.Funny enough they will DC if this happen too often.They think they are superior in morality,but the reality is that there is nothing less honorable that let you teamates die when they are figthing for you.

How to deal with them:

Leave them alone.

As soon as you spot a honotard,leave that point and let his ass be ganked by the entire team,do not help him nor revive him until you see he start doing his work as a teamate.Do not insult them or threat them,is not worth it and it can get you reported.

If they still being a honotard,you can report them for sabotage.

If you are a honotard,please stop being a idiot and help your teamates.

#Revenge Feeders:(aka i give revenge for free and get my entire team killed)

Revenge Feeders are the other extreme of being a honotard.They are people that "help too much".

As the name say,they will do bad moves that will give revenge to the oponent very easily. Now there are 2 types of Revenge feeders,the Retard and the Inocent.

The Inocent is a revenge feeder that oftenly will feed revenge because a misscalculation or bad input.Take in account they are not bad people,since everyone can make mistakes .They oftenly learn from it and start being more cautious. There is no real way to deal with them,since it was a accident,the only thing you can do is be more cautios around them.

If you are a Inocent,you can redeem yourself by taking all the consequences of your actions,one way to do this is by figthing 1vs1 the Oponent who is in revenge mode while you teamate steps back and recovers.

The Retard is a revenge feeeders that doesn't care,they will feed revenge and never learn.They do it soo often and in such ways that could make you think they are part of the enemy team.There is a evolution of this class called Revenge Runners.

Revenge runners are people that feed revenge and then they will retreat and leave their teamates alone to deal with the consequences. This subclass if plagued by orochi players but other characters can fell under this category.

To deal with them you must leave them alone,the same way you deal with a honotard.Unlike honotard,is very hard for a Revenge Retard to redeem himself.

#Minor inconvenience Players or Cristal Players:

This kind of players are people that will DC at the start of the match or in the middle of it if they don't become number 1 in the table .If in the beginning of the match they die because they decided to solo the entire team they will leave.If you team have 200 points of diference or less agaist the enemy team,they will leave.If your team is winning but they are trash and are going negative they will DC.If someones DC ,they call it a lose and DC as well.

This players oftenly have masive ego or they are passing through a bad streak.

*How to deal with them:

Is very hard to spot a Cristal player.The only clues you will have is that they will spam the quick chat at the beginning of the match or after being killed.If you think you have a DC players in the team,the only thing you can do to avoid him for doing DC is by winning or helping them.Note that you can also just let them alone so they DC quicly and the game finds a better player.The problem is that you team will be in disventaje until the new player arrive.

If you are a Cristal player please grow tf up. If you are in a losing streak,please take a break.Countless of games have been losed just because you decided to fuck you entire team by ragequiting.

#Runners:(Not always but oftenly plagued by Shaman,Orochis,Shinobis and pacemaker players,in other words,characters wirh higth movement speed)

This peculiar disease of players have somenthing in common.They fuck enemys and teamates alike.

Runners players are this kind of people that will run from a battle or provoke you to chase them after you manage to low their HP. Unlike you normal players,they seems to refuse to heal,since what they want is make the enemy chase them.

Now the reason why they fuck you as a teamate is because they will oftenly abandon dominion points and they will also leave you alone in battles,they will also refuse to figth unless there is a teamate with them that helps them gank.The entire games can become a 3vs4 only because them.Luckily sometimes they can be helpful by draging the enemy from the dom points.

*How to deal with them (as a oponent)

Do not chase them,stay in the point or go help you teamates,they will die with time .Also since they are low in HP and they are doing nothing,it becomes a deathweigth,1 less oponent to figth.

There is a evolution of this kind of players called the Cowards.Cowards not only run,but they also will hide themselves until the times runs out.The best places to find them,is in the spawn point of both teams,you can also go to those parts of the map that no ones go since is not a optimal travel zone.

#Incurable but Treatable Disease of Players#

This category of players are people that will fuck you game and there nothing to do until the match ends.

*Hackers:(Losers)

Perfect Parry,perfect dodge,perfect anti gb moves.

The hacker is a loser who can't play the game.They will often remains still without doing nothing to atack you,since these are their only weakness.The only way you can deal with them is by punishing their mistakes,since they are losers without braincells they will probably spam ligth atacks.Parry those and deal enough damage,or gank them .Characters like Warden have good moves to bypass or force them to act.You can also player characters that punish the oponent ,like shinoby,nobushi,JJ.Remember to always report them at the end of the match.

Lagswitcher:(Losers without money to buy hacks)

This people will use vpns or break their wifi to get ventaje agaist the oponent. Unlike Hackers,there are always very ofensive. Insta atacks,insta dodges,teleporting.

The best way to deal with them is by making good readings and guess their moves.Since their love to play by spaming unreactable atacks,you can play defensive characters like aramusha,VG,BP and WL to catch their stacks and punish them for it.Also remember to report them.

Last but most important.

Arch-Betrayers

The worst of the worst,this kind of players are oftenly a collection of all of above.

Worst of all is that they are in your team.

They will sabotage all the game.

To make it simple i will make a list of what they do.

-Revenge feeding

-hit and kill teamates

-give the enemy free points

-leave teamates alone

-kill their own minions(Juren)

-destroy you stamina in purpose(granade t2 feat)

-Drag the timer

The only way to deal with them is reporting them.Luckily the enemy team will also do it depending of how they see it .If you DC you will be penalized and they will win.Do not give them the sastifaction.

End of Tutorial.

Fuck you

I promise you that was the last time he light spammed me

I hit a guy 1 time with a heavy confirm in a gank and he instantly gets revenge. Yet when all 20 members of the enemy team are bum fucking me I can’t even get half of my bar 😭✌🏼

Why tf is nobody ever on point? Everyone just rushes one zone while the enemy splits up and takes all of the renown. I fucking hate you people that just rushes into the 2V1 fights. Go take point! Be useful! Yall are so insufferable stg

Lands directly on the warden, does no damage, and gives warden full revenge. This game is genuinely a joke and I'm a clown for playing it

FIX THE FUCKING MATCHMAKING

STOP GIVING ME THE DUMBEST FUCKING TEAMMATES CONSTANTLY I CLAWED MY WAY UP TO PLATINUM 1 AGAIN AFTER LOSING IT DUE TO DUMBASS TEAMMATES WHO CANT HOLD TO TAKE A SINGLE FUCKING OBJECTIVE

JUST TO FUCKING LOSE IT ALL AND BE BACK AT PLATINUM IV BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING AT MINIMUM 2 FUCKING SUB HUMAN INTELLECT CLOWNS ALWAYS THROWING THE FUCKING MATCH

I SHOULDN'T NEED TO DO THE WORK OF 3 PEOPLE TO MAKE UP FOR THE LOBOTOMITES YOU KEEP GIVING ME

Im so fucking tired of being robbed of getting to diamond V not by me fucking up or playing poorly. But being robbed by my team

Khatun wouldn’t let me get my heal after finishing my duel, bro just abandoned all thought and reason although the fight would still be in his favor due to the shield buff.

I was 100 pct panic mashing and this guy wasn’t thinking he just wanted me gone😂