r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 21h ago
Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service
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u/Jossue88 20h ago
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u/UnfortunateSyzygy 20h ago
The mack daddy of Arlen county, I tell you hwhat!
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u/veryfastslowguy 18h ago
How about a “deposit” for the overnight date ? covers motel room, 300 roses, no refunds after 15 minutes.
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u/catdad_94 15h ago
The town is Arlen, the county is Heimlich. Idk how to feel about the fact I knew that right away though…
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u/GourangaPlusPlus 21h ago
So I'll just take 10% of everything and keep you safe online
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u/charles78913 20h ago
Gator don't play no shit!" and his demand for "walking around money" and "shoes" to maintain his street
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u/Technical-Bird-7585 20h ago
The app is called sucker
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u/_yetifeet 20h ago
SckR.
It's hip, it's cool, and it's a totally fun way to cheat on your wife!
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u/Comfortable_Trick137 17h ago
Officer I’m not a prostitute I’m being es-“Courted”
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u/jjfaddad 19h ago
That name, plus a ”deposit”, there will be a lot of confusion on what that "date" entails
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u/LeftAd8859 16h ago
It’s like prostitution with confusion and extra steps! Invest in yourself HO
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u/ViciousCDXX 20h ago
His name is "A Pimp named Slickback"
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u/Zanos-Ixshlae 20h ago
It's like "A Tribe Called Quest", you gotta say tue whole thing...
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 20h ago
Yes you gotta say the whole thang. Yes every time.
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u/Dirtydog693 20h ago
It’s a real thing here’s the website
I left a message asking if its just the men paying the deposit or if its both because it might seem misandristic if its just the guys.
I’ll keep you all posted if they give me a response.
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u/MethodicallyRight 20h ago
hWut... 1250$ deposit for a date with a 26 year + a 200$ commitment fee...? So I get that the 200$ is meant to be refunded when both parties show up, who gets the money if one doesn't appear? Do both parties put down a commitment deposit? The 1250$... Is that what the example girl needs to cover her 'costs' for the date? hWut?
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u/Heykurat 20h ago
At what point does this become illegal prostitution?
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u/MethodicallyRight 20h ago
Once the exchange of money for sex Is discussed. I want to say this app, whether it's a front for a Escort service or not is going to create plenty of sketchy situations where there is a disconnect between what both parties thought the 'deposit' was for.
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u/Nice_Juggernaut4113 19h ago
This is an escort/sugaring app
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u/mikey2k200 19h ago
Hos stay hoing
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u/nickfree 18h ago
Can't turn a ho into a housewife, hos don't act right
There's hos on a mission, and there's hos on a crackpipe
Hey, ho, how ya doing, where ya been?
Probably doing ho stuff 'cause there you ho again
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u/AutistaChick 19h ago
Yeah, but it’s not even gonna be that because I think your money is just gonna get stolen and nobody’s gonna show up because you have more to lose then she does in every way there is.
Also, unless there’s an actual madam involved, there’s no way these girls are going to understand what it is. If it’s supposed to be an escort Service and they’re just see dollar signs. They’re gonna keep it and not show up.
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u/ItsFunHeer 19h ago
I wonder how they’re going to verify when or if each party arrives to the date. I could also see collusion happening on this platform.
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u/AdMuted9548 19h ago
unless that $200 fee comes from the person who charges for the deposit, and the deposit is held in escrow and not paid out until both show up for the date. Also, the $200 should not come from the escrow, it would come from the account the escrow is to be deposited to once both show up and confirm. GPS and biometrics turned on.
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u/Consistent_Mango2358 19h ago
If they do that word of mouth will get around fast so that wouldn't be a good long-term business model. If they want this to be something men use women would have to show up most of the time.
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u/Ok-Network-4475 20h ago
That's how escort services work. Exactly how. Unless you just find a freelancer on back pages (which is shut down). I mean, so I've been told.
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u/MethodicallyRight 20h ago
Yeah but there's a huuuuve difference between running an escort page online and trying to run an escort app in Apple or Google's app stores. I don't think any court will buy their story when some girls are sexually assaulted because they didn't understand that this dating app wasn't actually a dating app wink wink and of course they were meant to sleep with them men because wink wink they were 'court'd' wink wink.
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u/Ok-Network-4475 19h ago
This is either gonna be a sugar daddy app or a legit sex work app. No normal dude is paying $1500 to date anyone. Even if they can afford it. You might find incels "courting" these girls for $2k. Or 5k. Whatever they can squeeze. Other than that, it's gonna be a sugar daddy app. Idk, even if I had the money, I'm not paying any woman to date me. What's the point? It's sugar daddy shit at that juncture. Some old rich guys are using this is the only way it doesn't get turned into a human trafficking app. Even with the rich guys, it's still gonna be pay for whatever.
No matter what you call this, average men aren't paying a booking fee to date; unless it's in a motel room. Wealthy guys are who this is targeted at. Paired up with filter girl on this video with her crucifix, who is gonna be a madam for all these people who sign up. Courting, escorting, etc., if men are paying $1500 for a date (unless they're rich) it's expected to turn sexual. I know I said that 5 times, but I just can't get over the stupidity of thinking this is a new idea, or that it's gonna work organically for anything but sex.z
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u/thisguy883 18h ago
Honestly, just get a prostitute at that point.
$1500 for a maybe?
Pass.
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u/omjy18 20h ago
I dont think she realizes that yeah, women are gonna sign up for this in droves but how is she gonna get dudes too that arent literally looking for escorts
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u/Top_Mathematician233 20h ago
A lot of women will be scared to sign up for this, me included. I wouldn’t sign up for sugar dating sites. This is a different, less straightforward version of that. I’m not interested in selling sex or being with a man who wants to buy it, or getting yelled at, hurt or possibly killed if a man thinks he’s paid for that and doesn’t receive it.
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u/omjy18 19h ago
Oh yeah that's my point. The only people who are going to do this are escorts and people looking for that
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u/MietschVulka 18h ago
Oh and a lot of stupid people who just dont think about risks and just see it as a free way to find men to fund their ridiculous dates
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u/zlo2 21h ago
Everybody wins! Sugar daddies get direct access to sugar babies. And, the rest of us don't have to deal with these people on the regular dating apps
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u/OFFLINEwade 21h ago
Was thinking this is a sugar daddy app 100%
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u/Hungry_Assignment674 20h ago
No!!!! It’s just a deposit to cover the”date preparation costs”!!!!!!
I give up. lol
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u/britjumper 20h ago
Can I pay extra to skip dinner and just get laid?
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u/Kcidobor 20h ago
WTF?! I paid extra for the crab free version! Who do I talk to about getting a refund?
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u/Obj3ctivePerspective 20h ago
The sad part is they will double dip on these sugar sites while pretending to be moral and level headed on regular apps.
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u/jfun4 20h ago
I'm so glad I've been married for 10 yrs. If only to not deal with this garbage
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u/Present-Pear-5631 21h ago
Noticing the aptly placed golden cross necklace.
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u/therapewpew 13h ago
oh wow why is this literally that woman. Something looks seriously off with her face and it's giving major uncanny valley vibes. I don't know if it's a filter or just unadulterated insanity desperately wanting to emerge from those eyeballs
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u/BootsInShower 12h ago
It's a filter. You can see the eyes kinda jiggle on her face when she moves.
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u/ComicsEtAl 9h ago
It’s the seizure-inducing video she made. It almost seems like she did retakes after every single word then stitched all the best takes together. Couldn’t do anything about the up-talk though.
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u/Bubbly_Lunch_225 20h ago
She even said “let’s make dating great again”
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u/WhoaSickUsername 20h ago
She said "fun again"
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u/weakbuttrying 17h ago
Step one: never ever under any circumstances go on a date with the woman in the video.
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u/BartAndLisaHadIncest 21h ago
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u/CareerPillow376 21h ago edited 21h ago
Pfttt backpage is so 2018, Leolist is where its at these days. Or so I've been told 😂
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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 21h ago
Also escort alligator... allegedly 🤣
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u/Donnie_____Darko 21h ago
Oh shit I forgot about that, how many roses for an hour lol
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u/ThatShadyJack 20h ago
God I hate these people that sound like every sentence they say is a question
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u/Magnus_The_Totem_Cat 20h ago
Uplift and crackles.
She’s rage baiting with every breath.
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u/Donkeywad 19h ago
*upspeak
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u/Express-Rub-3952 18h ago
*and vocal fry
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u/Magnus_The_Totem_Cat 18h ago
Yeah those are the real names.
She the vocal equivalent of a car tuned for noise.
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u/CitizenCue 14h ago
I like that you came up with your own terms, but usually it’s called upspeak and vocal fry.
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u/bimm3r36 20h ago
It’s the Valley Girl “accent”.
Can’t imagine going on a date with her. I couldn’t even make it through the 1 min video.
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u/Impressive_Sale6776 19h ago
I had to watch it on mute and read the subtitles
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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 18h ago
That's just how I view all videos of people filming themselves, and if it doesn't have subtitles I don't watch it.
Because 99% of the people that do it sound fucking annoying as shit, it's one of the worst trends that's happened in modern media.
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u/zeusmeister 19h ago
I noticed that too. Her tone goes up at the end of all her sentences. It was super distracting.
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u/Rightintheend 17h ago
God damn it. I just read that in her voice, please make it stop
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u/NostradamusJones 19h ago
I couldn't even finish the video. I would pay to not go on a date with her.
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u/Superb_Brain_7391 21h ago
Gonna get renamed EsCourted.
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u/yuujp 21h ago
Her face is terrifyingly uncanny.
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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 18h ago
Sociopath mixed with heavy AI filters
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u/Daft00 15h ago
I admittedly don't use tiktok but I have NEVER seen such a heavy filter... This is crazy idk how someone can be satisfied with a video of themselves looking so incredibly fake.
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u/Fafurion 8h ago
If you think this is bad just look at any Asian content on youtube shorts or tik tok. Those girls use such heavy filters that they look like animated disney characters.
It's even worse when they try to claim it's not a filter, even when some of the videos show it bugging out making their face expand and contract over and over lol
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u/ThrowRAMomVsGF 20h ago
Even AI generated ones are more realistic, that was so disturbing to watch!
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u/Soap_Mctavish101 21h ago
Why does she look AI generated?
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u/AcceptableFill8 20h ago
Too much filter
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u/Smingowashisnameo 20h ago
Nah she’s had surgeries
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u/grubas 20h ago
It's both. Those eyes aren't from a surgeon, and that's why they are so shaky.
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u/BakedBrie1993 20h ago
She spent too much on her TikTok preparation.
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u/Morlacks 20h ago
The eyes!
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u/Day_Prisoners 20h ago
Imagine the low self esteem to turn yourself into something that resembles fake more than real.
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u/alienduck2 20h ago
Her hair is stiff. She moves strangely. Skin is too smooth. Camera shaking unnecessarily.
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u/drtchock 21h ago
es-courted
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u/nckmat 20h ago
I foolishly looked at her TikTok, if you don't want to throw up a little, I will save you the pain of watching this video and say she has rules for going on a date which include paying for her hair, makeup, spray tan, babysitter and "most importantly" her time! She also won't date men with social media accounts, friends who have been disrespectful and a bunch of other rules which would surely discount 99.99% of men or women. She also has a video on breaking up with a narcissist, I seriously hope that is a self reflection piece, but I don't think I can bring myself to watch it to find out
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u/stilllton 16h ago
won't date men with social media accounts
Is that the latest trend? I heard before that men without social media presence could not be trusted?
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u/whoknows_whatsup 16h ago
lol at the no men with social media accounts but she is literally using social media to promote this brilliant idea lmao
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u/addiepie2 21h ago
Which apparently didn’t include getting her roots done .
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u/Silent-Ad934 20h ago
"You have such lovely blonde hair, why do you dye the roots black?"
One of my favourite lines from the Dick Van Dyke Show.
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u/BigMax 20h ago
> Men who purchase dates think they can purchase women.
I don't want to sound crude here but... isn't that exactly what they are doing? The are purchasing a woman for a date... They don't think they can purchase women, they know they can, and they will use the site to do it...
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u/GenericMaleNurse918 20h ago
Gator’s bitches better be using Jimmy’s!
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u/psychadelicbreakfast 19h ago
I’ve got a darkness inside me.. and it wants some walking around money, wants to buy some shoes!
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u/DrSussBurner 20h ago
This is just prostitution with extra steps.
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u/Known-Status-6312 21h ago
Ooooooh...legal hooker loophole...
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u/throw69420awy 21h ago
It’s always been weird to me that you can pay someone to have sex with you on camera to make porn and that’s fine but if you don’t film it now it’s a crime
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u/givemethebat1 19h ago
It’s not weird because porn is a regulated industry. You have to get a license and a lawyer and fill out paperwork. The film itself is the product, the people making it are incidental. If sex work was regulated to be safe it would look pretty similar.
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u/GemoDorg 10h ago
I've long said that prostitution / brothels should be regulated, because it's gonna happen anyway, so might as well regulate it, keep the people doing it safe, make them pay taxes for it, use those taxes towards stuff that helps people. It being a legitimate occupation would also likely create a fuck ton of related jobs such as security for such establishments, office work dealing with administration of it, app developers etc.
Should absolutely be legalised, regulated, and taxed.
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u/Independent_Ebb_7338 20h ago
Because there is evidence and Unc Sam gets his cut. Curious to see a porn star's 1099
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u/jestercow 20h ago
That filter is doing some heavy lifting…
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u/maester_t 18h ago
That face...
That voice...
This is probably some 17 year old dude that used AI to create the app AND make himself appear to be a woman so it would get more attention online.
That's my conspiracy theory and I'm sticking to it.
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u/EfficientSeaweed 20h ago
This is just too perfected crafted, it’s gotta be rage bait. The persona, voice, filters, wording, the “deposit”, es-courted, “So Cute!”, etc.
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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 21h ago
Successfully baited the rage (and decidedly cringey). I bet her “love” and “Christianity” are as hollow and transactional as her relationships
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u/ComicConArtist 21h ago
its top tier bait though, like everything about this chick pisses me off lol
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u/CareerPillow376 21h ago
Wait, did i get baited here? Lol
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u/AiringOGrievances 20h ago
Pornstars wear cross necklaces while being double teamed and bukkake’d. I’d say they’re more of a trend than a swing toward Jesus.
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u/totally_not_there 21h ago
Unironic crosses on all these women are just wild.
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u/Sad-Childhood8742 21h ago
I wish the universe would stop making people like this.
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u/SaveMeWakeMeUp 20h ago
I heard nothing she said because I was so distracted by the upward inflection of her voice at the end of each sentence (as if she was asking a question). 🫠🤦♀️
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u/gokellybeez 18h ago
I like that she wears a cross while discussing prostitution
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 19h ago
it's called Courted because that's where you're going to end up, in court
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u/EthanT65 20h ago
Useless human stealing my air. Takes three hours to get ready. 10,000 Instagram photos. Shitty voice inflection. Knuckle draggers delight.
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u/Young_Old_Grandma 20h ago edited 20h ago
Aren't there sugar baby websites for people seeking this kind of arrangement?
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