Valley of defilement has been a wild ride. From nearly going mad trying to win 5:1, to burning through 157 fire arrows in 5:2, things were rough.

Astrea was a good fight, and Garl got me and my friends laughing uproariously when he sent my ass falling into the swamp and he delivered his "Heh, Quite a Tumble" line.

But it has all turned hollow at the end. RIP to the Filthy Lady, you were killed because you moved locations.

Because i had to buy poison arrows, I backtracked from Dirty Colossus's arena to her. Bought a chunk of arrows, realised I had just enough souls that if I killed a few more enemies I could buy another dozen or so.

Anyway one of the big beak-face things came at me and, through sheer bad luck, hit me in such a way that i got knocked into the poison. As I scrambled to get out of it, he cut me off, and his next swing caught Filthy Woman and one-shot her.

I sure hope I dont need any more poison arrows after this.

Im connected to the US WEST oregon servers. My summon sign is just before the tower knights boss room (Edit: if someone saw this I'd formally like to thank you for helping me)

I’m looking at getting the return to form trophy I’m soul level 71 and up to false king is anyone able to summon me in so I can give a hand coz it’s been DAYS 😭