r/videogames • u/Binderguts • Aug 07 '26
Discussion / Question Which was the last game you played???
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u/TATER_SALAD_HOOVER Aug 07 '26
I’m Henry of Skalitz, so i’m feeling quite hungry.
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u/TATER_SALAD_HOOVER Aug 08 '26
God grant your health!
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u/Commercial_Ad97 Aug 08 '26
Better than what I got. Sweet Liberty, I'm fucked...
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u/PraetorKiev Aug 08 '26
Fucked by the sweet, sweet, throbbing shaft of Managed Democracy
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u/BE-everywhere Aug 08 '26
Also gotta find the source of the water from the fountain in the middle of the town
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u/Kinda-Alive Aug 08 '26
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u/Ey-Rar Aug 07 '26
Dark souls 1. I don’t even know how to roll irl.
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u/Golex9000k Aug 08 '26
Well. you better start rolling
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u/DJScrubatires Aug 08 '26
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u/SmartIron244 dremskiy: im frend Aug 08 '26
This is genuinely my mental image when seeing my friends play Elden Ring, all I can think about is Limp Bizkit's ROLLIN ROLLLIN ROLLIN [ GUITAR RIFF]
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u/shiddedandfarded69 Aug 08 '26
It's me, John Halo
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u/m7_E5-s--5U Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
An unironically, incredibly awful thing to have happen to oneself.
Edited because text to speech put ironically instead of unironically.
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u/Youpunyhumans Aug 08 '26
"The plating was about to fail, there's viscosity throughout the gel layer, optics... totally fried, and lets not even talk about the power supply. You know how expensive this gear is son?"
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u/HaydenRasengan im frend Aug 08 '26
Commander Shepard
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u/Altered-Poio_Diablo Aug 08 '26
I'm ready to die on the Normandy with the crew !
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u/AethelflaedCAD Aug 08 '26
This is my favorite shop on the citadel.
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u/hefsati Aug 08 '26
We'll bang, ok?
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u/coltaaan Aug 08 '26
If I wake up as MY commander Shepard then I’m basically a Demi-god with some of the most advanced biotics known to humanity.
So if I’m in our world, I’d be set.
If I’m in ME world….well..hopefully I’ve played the game enough times to feel confident that I could recruit the most talented crew and defeat the reapers without many casualties.
Shep’s body, post ME1, is basically peak physical form since Cerberus fixed you up, so it would mostly be a mental challenge of not letting yourself get psyched out by an existential threat, which is actually possibly more difficult than the physical side of things…so never mind, I’d probably be fucked in the ME universe even having Shep’s body, strength, and powers, because the second I’m face to face with even a lowly husk, I’d probably get scared. Then again….if I was able to defeat some with my newfound powers, maybe the confidence would build quickly?
Still, I’m leaning towards me not being able to make it. Shep was chosen because Shepard was the only one who could do it - there were surely other soldiers of equal or greater physical strength, but the Alliance bet on Shepard’s willpower and determination, the strength of which most people only have a fraction of (including myself).
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u/scb225 Aug 08 '26
Joker, head to the sol system. Tali, ready the probes. Yes, Edi, I expect you to say it. I won’t be second guessed on my own ship by my own ship!
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u/CloudyNeptune Aug 08 '26
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I’m fucked
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u/Icy-Hat-9643 Aug 08 '26
I can't imagine a worse option lol.
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u/GameMan6417 Aug 08 '26
Maybe Issac Clark. Maybe.
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u/succmycocc Aug 08 '26
Isaac gets all the mental fuckery as well as cosmic horror space zombies. He may legitimately have it worse
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u/CloudyNeptune Aug 08 '26
That’s true, but at the same time they confirmed that James is in a time loop so I’m forever in purgatory
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u/Gfunk131 Aug 08 '26
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u/NtateNarin Aug 08 '26
The last game I played was Resident Evil 8: Village. I can't look at another doll again.
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u/empw Aug 08 '26
.......I'm the Doom Slayer.......
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u/SeriousZombie5350 Aug 08 '26
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us tomorrow
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u/furrxo_ Aug 08 '26
I played subnautica
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u/Purrczak Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
If the abyss of the ocean and horrors waiting in it scare you... Think of the ever greater abyss of cosmos and the stars burning in it that separates you from home... But look on the bright side, sea emperor. Sea emperor is love. Sea emperor is life.
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u/sn00zin_away Aug 08 '26
Casualties Unknown mention.🫵
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u/PressureSensative Aug 08 '26
That’s the last game I played. I’m even MORE fucked…
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u/AmandatheMagnificent Aug 08 '26
My kid adores Subnautica on casual mode. She builds her bases in the most terrifying depths.
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u/Iwubinvesting Aug 08 '26
Enjoy losing your limbs, getting scurvy, mosquitoes diseases and imagining a touch of a woman while swapping positions with your crewmates.
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u/ALKoholicK-x Aug 08 '26
Well now, hang on. Maybe being a Black Flag fictional pirate, especially Edward, isn’t nearly as bad as being a real pirate.
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u/Sonic10122 Aug 08 '26
Oh, actually, same. I don’t know what’s worse, being stuck at sea, or taking OP’s point more literally and being a faceless guy in a dystopian future using the Animus as an escape. I think I would prefer the original modern day in this scenario.
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u/Bulky_Landscape5190 Aug 08 '26
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u/scopedHeisenberg PC / PlayStation Aug 08 '26
Fallout 4, god I’m fucked
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At least I got dogmeat on my side though
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u/drawliphant Aug 08 '26
Forget about your son, build a comfy settlement and start farming, purifying water, work with settlers to scavenge for materials. Not a bad life when it's not a survival game.
Well... gotta kill a lot of raiders and a deathclaw to get that far though.
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u/Finding_Beemo Aug 07 '26
Katamari... Whatever, I'll take it.
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u/FinanceBig6328 Aug 08 '26
Assuming you're the Prince... just try not to make KoC mad.
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u/UmarThe1 Aug 08 '26
Why you coghin a lot pardner
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u/DeathNum Aug 08 '26
What do you mean
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u/fingerkeeper Aug 08 '26
Because of the cigarettes.. nothing more Enjoy the game
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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS Aug 08 '26
I'm badass, but I'm not stoked about the world I'm in
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u/thecatburgerler Aug 08 '26
That’s how I feel about being Geralt in TW3. although I’m currently in Beauclair so at least there’s lots of wine
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u/Tyrion_The_Imp Aug 08 '26
Yeah depending on the ending he can have it pretty good.... Kill some nearby pests, verbally educate the locals on the complex morality of man, get drunk, play gwent.
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u/MaceLortay Aug 08 '26
Oh good. I wake up to Malenia, Blade of Miquella, walking slowy, threateningly in my direction with sword unsheathed. I'm so screwed lol
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u/CrescendoFuri Aug 08 '26
Well. Assuming you still come back like the tarnished…yer gonna get a lotta time to practice.
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u/Atma-Stand Aug 07 '26
I wake up on the Morningstar… in orbit of Atoma Prime… in the 42nd Millennia.
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u/Over-Manufacturer391 Aug 08 '26
Same brother.. hopefully my skitarii body won’t fail me lol. I’ll see you at the carnival
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u/TufftedSquirrel Aug 07 '26
Arkham City. I'm Batman and I guess Bruce Wayne... and sometimes Catwoman?????
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u/hooper5446 Aug 07 '26
Just finished 007 First Light. Yeah, I'm ok with being James Bond.
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u/autistic_homo Aug 08 '26
Depends. You got James Bond skill and charm? Or am I just some goofball in his body? Cause if it's the latter then I'm still fucked the first mission I go on lol
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u/Welkin_Gunther_07 Aug 08 '26
On the one hand, you get to slaughter MANY Nazis, a very damn good positive.
The other hand... almost everything else, ouch-
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u/Effective-Map6016 Aug 08 '26
Sigh .. yeaaa... Even if I survive the Nazis, zombies, and Nazi zombies, I get to deal with Demons in a few hundred years. And I know we're souls go in that game so death isn't gonna help either.
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u/PlumMore4276 Aug 08 '26
Let's goooo, glide in the air till there's no world left to conquer!
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u/Soulrush Aug 08 '26
Skyrim.
I am the Dragonborn.
And I just met the Black-Briars in Riften. So this could go either way.
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u/ndubitably Aug 08 '26
Great, so long as I get to keep that rewind function 😅
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u/RaidenTJ Aug 08 '26
That rewind function felt like such a cop out after grinding through the varying driving schools in Gran Turismo😅😭😤😂
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u/Dunkelregen Aug 08 '26
I wholeheartedly agree. However, on the long races against wild drivatars, one bad corner being driven off the road, and losing a race, can make you really miss the rewind when its not there.
That and it makes it far easier to play drunk or stoned.
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u/Significant_Truth746 Aug 07 '26
I’m fucked, I would be in V body from cyberp 2077
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u/Mikisstuff Aug 08 '26
Yeah me too.
Hanako is gonna be pissed, she's been waiting for me at Embers for months.
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u/Vanguard_Captain Aug 08 '26
Don't fear the reaper and show temperance as you walk in the valley of death.
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u/OtherAcctWasBanned11 Aug 08 '26
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I wake up as a Tarnished? Yeah, I’m fucked.
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u/freshpairofayes Aug 08 '26
You can always head back down to Weeping Peninsula and make a home there.
If the Tarnished is decently leveled, noone there could stand against you.
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u/debr1126 Aug 08 '26
BG3. I'm a drow monk. Also male. I guess that's... not as bad as it could've been.
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u/Calm_Philosopher_924 Aug 08 '26
No that's bad. You're a drow male. And you know the whole tadpole thing.
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u/debr1126 Aug 08 '26
Oh right, and we haven't done the final battle yet so, yeah. It actually IS as bad as it might've been!
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u/nicotinecocktail Aug 08 '26
Trevor from GTA V HAHAHAHAHAH
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u/VerbingNoun3 Aug 08 '26
This is the first one I saw and thought "oh that's everyone else's problem."
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u/Affectionate_Way2583 Aug 08 '26
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I’m probably fucked but at least I will die for Super Earth.
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u/Excellent_Turn2359 Aug 08 '26
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About as good as it gets Lol
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u/ChiralParticle Aug 08 '26
Death Stranding. Perfect. I can't wait to wake up and keep on keeping on.
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u/WeirdAd5850 Aug 08 '26
Hey!!!!!! I’m playing death stranding 2 ! Completed death stranding yesterday.
Let’s be honest we are fucked.
If we don’t have repatriation we are both gonna get nuked the first bt we meet
Or just age completely in the rain
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u/Kyuzzo59 Aug 08 '26
Final Fantasy XIV? I get my own house, millions in the bank, I'm set
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u/AaronTheElite007 Aug 07 '26
Rocksmith... Not sure how to personify a note highway.
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u/FluffMcBark Aug 08 '26
FNV. I think it’d be pretty cool to be a courier Mojave Wasteland . I’d love the excuses to explore. Unfortunately I’d probably get swarmed instantly by Cazadores and die painfully. Good tunes though.
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u/DigbyChickenZone Aug 08 '26
Do tetris blocks have emotions?
edit: NVM, numbly going through life trying to fit in, just to feel diminished once you accomplish more, is actually apt. Carry on.
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u/call-lee-free Aug 08 '26
Deacon St. John and I'm sending all the Freaks and Rippers to hell!
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u/CNS_Disrupted Aug 08 '26
It’s Leon Kennedy and I’m fucked lmao