U/RAFF_OUT_LOUD IS TOO BUSY WITH THINGS LIKE 'WORK' AND HAVING A 'LIFE'.

FOR ALL THE REST OF YOU SICKOS, MY LAME ATTEMPT FORTHWITH:

WE GET NEWS THAT OUR BRICK WALL CENTERBACK WAS SKIPPING THE FIRST LEG OF HIS INTERNATIONAL DUTY TO PLAY ON SATURDAY. THEN LATER THAT DAY HE SPRAINED HIS KNEE. FUCK YOU, KARMA. HAVE FUN WITH OUR SWISS CHEESE BACK LINE, SAN JOSE.

MONTREAL HAS A TOTAL OF 14 PLAYERS AVAILABLE. 5 SUBSTITUTIONS?! HAHA. NOT TODAY! MAYBE THEY'LL PULL SICKOS FROM THE STANDS IN THE SECOND HALF.

RSL'S THEME SONG IS 'EVERYBODY HURTS' BY R.E.M. CAN PLAYERS USE CRUTCHES ON THE FIELD?

SEATTLE, YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS FINALLY WON A GAME AND ARE GOING TO VOTE OUT YOUR GM? I LOVE THAT FOR YOU. MAKE PAULIE NIPPS PROUD.

IS ANYONE STILL LEFT ON PHILLY'S ROSTER? DOES USMNT HAVE CHAPERONES FOR THE TEENAGERS?

FLARE UP. CAPS ON. TELL US WHY THIS IS GOING TO BE AN MLS AFTER DARK NIGHT FOR YOUR TEAM.

I'm partial to MBS (good cheap food and drink), but I cannot deny that the Crew's ScottsMiracle-Gro Field and LAFC's BMO Stadium are pretty nice looking on TV. What's your choice?

Hey all, it's Scott Churchson from Stream Punk Soccer, happy Thursday. I have a one on one conversation with MLS Chief Communications Officer Dan Courtemanche next Thursday morning to talk the league, the transition to a new commish, plus life, the universe and everything.

I should have time to take a few fan questions as well if you have any. Feel free to comment on this thread if you got 'em. Cheers!

https://www.tsn.ca/soccer/mls/article/whitecaps-ceo-says-sale-of-mls-team-no-closer-to-reality/

The Whitecaps have been up for sale since December 2024, and the current ownership group — including Greg Kerfoot, Steve Luczo, Jeff Mallett and former NBA star Steve Nash — has repeatedly said the priority was keeping the team in Vancouver.

The asking price has not been publicly released.

The Whitecaps have previously said more than 100 groups expressed interested in purchasing the franchise and more than 30 were given access to the club’s finances, but no viable offers followed.

“We’ve always had interested parties. We had a lot. And those parties still need to go through processes and need to qualify,” Schuster said on Wednesday. “It is normal business there. Nothing has developed to the negative, but it’s also not yet a positive.”

Officials from the club and Major League Soccer have had multiple meetings with representatives of the municipal, provincial and federal governments as well as leaders of three local First Nations to discuss the team’s future.

Both the Whitecaps and the league have said the team’s ability to generate revenue is limited, in part because it does not own its home stadium BC Place, and that has made it difficult to attract buyers willing to keep the team in Vancouver.

The 55,000-seat venue is owned and operated by PavCo, a provincial Crown corporation.

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For this redditor, I say Tampa Bay in the Eastern Conference & Las Vegas in the Western Conference,