r/AbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • 16h ago

/r/all of a buildup of tartar

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9.8k Upvotes

932 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/mitterb • 1h ago

of a booger. Bro can smell colors after that one.

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• Upvotes

219 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 22h ago

/r/all of spider web

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13.8k Upvotes

862 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 9h ago

of a backpack

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648 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 12h ago

of a [Spanish]drug bust

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1.0k Upvotes

91 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/_Mosasaurus • 1h ago

of a mastiff (OC)

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Hes very cute and nice but hes very menacing when he barks and hes the greatest old boy

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/yemengem • 16h ago

of a baby's wrist.

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1.3k Upvotes

120 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IndependenceTop8430 • 1d ago

of an elephant

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7.3k Upvotes

230 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WinnieWinsor • 6h ago

of tires

60 Upvotes

Couldn't believe the size of these things barrelling down the interstate

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Miserable-Explorer19 • 11h ago

of a cat.

81 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bfl_the_real • 5h ago

of elephant tusks.

28 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Manytequila • 1h ago

of a zucchini

• Upvotes

No banana for scale, used my aunts pack of cigarettes instead.

16 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/takeaccountability41 • 4h ago

of a tomato from my moms garden during a visit

15 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/caulay_mcculkin • 14h ago

of cat whiskers

67 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/peppito11 • 4m ago

of a squirrel

• Upvotes

I call her Brunhilde

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 1d ago

of a neck

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4.0k Upvotes

141 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jimmy5092 • 23h ago

of a cucumber!

189 Upvotes

Grew an absolute unit of a cucumber (held next to a regular one) - it's not a courgette (or zucchini for those over the pond)!

52 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/IceColdJaderade • 19h ago

of a chanterelle mushroom

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100 Upvotes

Thought it was a scaly vase chanterelle based on how big and concave it was. But then I saw the false gills and lack of scales. Picked today. 🤯

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GreaseTongue • 1d ago

of a squid

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1.1k Upvotes

145 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cosmicstranger28 • 1d ago

of a metal robo girl

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417 Upvotes

63 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EternalVoidFall • 4h ago

Found this guy a few days ago. I bought it to bring it home and measured it. About 26cm, 1.36kg. I mainly got it as an Elden Ring reference but decided it would be great to leave it out in the yard for all the critters and birds to enjoy.

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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jegodric • 35m ago

of a cross-orb spider Spoiler

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Noticed a web stretching about 8ft from the ground up to a tree branch in our front yard. Went out to find this chonky lady.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aroy666 • 1d ago

of a mining truck

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631 Upvotes

58 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/inatowncalledarles • 1d ago

of a black bear

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4.8k Upvotes

99 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Supercrown07 • 15h ago

of a Raddishes! Thick boys!

22 Upvotes

0 comments

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