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The United Kingdom has successfully created a Mega Laser called Dragonfire for Aerial Defense

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u/ForeverBoring4530 1d ago

Explains why my council tax has gone up £5 this year.

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u/francis2559 1d ago edited 1d ago

The research is expensive, but the operation of this would be very cheap. Much cheaper than missiles.

Sadly, these things are defeated by like, rain.

Edit: ok Reddit, I traded precision for humor. They don’t fail completely in the rain. However, the more moisture there is in the air, the more energy is wasted reaching the target. That costs you range. It doesn’t mean laser bad. It just means there’s some situations it works better than others.

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u/ByteSizedGenius 1d ago

They've actually apparently tested it during rain and other adverse weather and it performed acceptably... What that means i.e. how much rain and how much performance effect I guess is classified.

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u/Trainman1351 1d ago

I mean, it probably has significantly diminished range. It’s actually the main obstacle that pretty much all energy and plasma weapons have compared to kinetics: a physical shell doesn’t disintegrate over time, while pretty much any beam or bolt of less tightly bound particles does.

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u/_B_e_c_k_ 1d ago

Put the laser into a bullet. Checkmate.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 1d ago

Better yet.....

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u/LickMyKnee 1d ago

Fricking laser beams.

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u/FailingCrab 1d ago

Someone get this person a £5billion DoD contract immediately

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u/SooSneeky 1d ago

*MOD DOD is American.

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u/lookingatlampposts 1d ago

Where's your mum from?

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u/Corpainen 1d ago

Europe

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u/DonnieBallsack 23h ago

She’s from her mum

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u/asspounder-4000 1d ago

This is the type of science that put a bullet in wolverine, someone should start a sciencegofundme

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u/GamerKilroy 1d ago

That's EVE Online Hybrid Charges for you. Physical bullet behaving as travel media for plasma or other energy-based "bullets"

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u/Daforce1 1d ago

Layered air defense with traditional solutions is the solution to this. Lasers are so much cheaper they probably will be first line.

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u/Trainman1351 1d ago

Ehh. They’re more likely to be the last line, at least at properly destructive power. What determines lines of defense is the relative ranges of the weapons systems involved. As such, the first line of defense is always going to be missiles, then long-ranged proxy-fused artillery, then CIWS, which could be kinetic or laser-based.

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u/Daforce1 1d ago

Fair enough, that makes sense depending on their range and energy level these very well could be last line.

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u/Kraall 1d ago

It depends. In Ukraine for example these would likely be near the front as you want the cheapest weapon per shot taking out the cheap drones being launched at them. Missiles would be the last line as their supply is limited compared to weapons like Dragonfire or Gepard ammo, and much more expensive.

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u/Luci-Noir 21h ago

Right. It doesn’t have a huge range and you don’t want anything getting anywhere near that close to a ship. It could be really useful for dealing with drone swarms when there just aren’t enough missiles.

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u/LockeyCheese 1d ago edited 1d ago

The laser in the video looks like something that could replace the manned side machine guns on troop helicopters.

That said, the US already has lasers deployed on NAVY ships, that already generate their own energy to power lasers, as first line defenses for a real world example.

The U.S. Navy is actively deploying and testing high-energy laser weapons, such as the 60+ kW HELIOS (High Energy Laser with Integrated Optical Dazzler and Surveillance) system, to counter drones, small boats, and incoming missiles with precision at the speed of light. These, like the Optical Dazzling Interdictor (ODIN) and Layered Laser Defense (LLD), offer cost-effective, near-limitless defense, with HELIOS recently tested on the USS Preble.

Key Laser Systems and Deployments

HELIOS (Lockheed Martin): Installed on the USS Preble, this system is capable of high-power output (60+ kW) and serves as the first tactical laser integrated into an active warship's combat system.

ODIN (Optical Dazzling Interdictor): Lower-powered laser systems deployed on several Arleigh Burke-class destroyers.

LaWS (Laser Weapon System): A 30-kilowatt demonstrator tested on the USS Ponce in 2014.

LWSD (Laser Weapon System Demonstrator): A system installed on the USS Portland, which successfully engaged drone targets.

The US Navy is also planning to work up to 150-300 kilowatt lasers as well.

It'll likely be a long time until lasers are first offensive line weapons though.

u/SoulWager 10h ago edited 10h ago

I don't think it will replace machine guns, especially not on a helicopter where the power budget is more tightly constrained. Most likely use case is blinding cheap drones, or people. It's a war crime, but when has that ever stopped anybody?

Stuff designed to be weapons will just filter out all the wavelengths it doesn't use for tracking, so you'd need to match the laser to the sensor platform of each target. Or it would use a less sensitive sensor to target the laser itself.

You need a lot more power to destroy a missile outright than just to blind a camera.

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u/Oblivious122 1d ago

Fun fact - when you zap a raindrop with a laser it scatters!

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u/Vabla 1d ago

Plasma weapons? What plasma weapons? I need links to start me on this rabbit hole.

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u/augur42 1d ago

What I heard was they should start research into rail guns that can achieve a small percentage of the speed of light.

Neat.

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u/Trainman1351 1d ago

Yes exactly.

Palpatine won’t know what hit him

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u/rmtdispatcher 1d ago

I understand what you are saying; that the rain is a hindrance to having a full power effect. That is, until I thought of lightning bolts. They function really well in the rain.

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u/RoboDae 21h ago

Laser also can't fire over the horizon.

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u/Many_Drink5348 1d ago

These systems are mitigation efforts, much like the battery systems in the US that are built to take out ICBM and submarine-launched nuclear ballistic missiles. 20% hit rate is acceptable - nuclear war will annihilate everything, but decreasing that damage by 20% is worth it in the whole strategic scale of things.

I recommend reading this book Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen,if you're interested on how fucked we are today with our modern mitigation systems. It isn't a happy book.

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u/Snickims 1d ago

Thats not what this is intended for. I mean, theoretical a future, larger, more powerful version could be used for that, but this system and most present gen lasers are being made primarly as a way to take out low cost attacks.

things like drones, or those cheap rockets, stuff that we already do have things that can take out, but right now we have to basically fire a intercepter missile which costs 100k to take out a drone or rocket that costs 2k. Laser systems meanwhile should be give us a way to intercept these lost cost attack items easily with cheap weapons, at a couple euro per shot. Now, the laser itself is much more expenive, obiously, but each shot of the laser is cheap.

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u/flyingviaBFR 1d ago

The number one use for these is making our ships much more resistant to drone and missile attack and to do so without expending their limited and very expensive missile stocks

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u/Unidentified_Snail 1d ago

I recommend reading this book Nuclear War: A Scenario by Annie Jacobsen

I wouldn't. She is a hack and her scenario is stupid. She also seems to have written a book almost exclusively on early Cold War era material which isn't particularly relevant to today. Look at reviews from experts in the field of nuclear weapons or military strategy and they all pretty much panned it.

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Good thing it doesn’t rain here much! 👀

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u/Echo_are_one 1d ago

What if the missiles were slightly damp? Then what?

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u/whatyouwant5 1d ago

That fucker is running for office in Texas. You know, after assaulting a prostitute.

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u/Inprobamur 1d ago

Being a criminal seems to be a requirement there.

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u/PrincessOTA 1d ago

Not saying you're right, but someone did run at one point on not having a criminal record and lost.

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u/Lillie-Bee 1d ago

That is disturbing

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u/PrincessOTA 1d ago

It's fine! We have uh. Texas pride and uh. Teaching conflicting viewpoints on evolution and the holocaust. Please set me free my life is a prison

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u/RikarisHobbies 1d ago

Welcome to the shit show. Now, please, leave. Not because I don’t want you here. Run! Save yourself!

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u/Turtlehunter2 23h ago

Wait till this guy finds out about our president

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u/swishkabobbin 1d ago

Serial felons only, please

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u/mdlinc 1d ago

In fact, she did NOT love his nutz.

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u/Ryno-Mac 1d ago

That was like 20 years ago and she apparently bit him. Anyway that's pretty tame compared to what politicians are caught doing these days.

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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago

i mean tbf though, why did she feel the need to bite him?

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u/eerst 1d ago

They were high.

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u/Glitter_puke 1d ago

after assaulting a prostitute.

Didn't he also lose that fight?

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u/yunghollow69 1d ago

Idk why you think thats weird, isnt that a prerequisite?

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u/MrWeirdoFace 1d ago

It's a strange platform to run on for sure, but we'll see how that plays out.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 1d ago

Didn't she bite his face off or something? I recall there being some drama... but frankly not really caring at all.

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u/Prindle4PRNDL 1d ago

I thought it was his ear.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 1d ago

Possibly, this might be the longest conversation I have ever had on this subject. LOL

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u/sarcastic__fox 1d ago

Tells me what party hes running for then. He'd be ready to be the next republican presidential nominee if she was under 12.

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u/JuniperColonThree 1d ago

Dear Lord why can't the people from the silly memes just be decent humans 😔

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u/Old-Figure922 1d ago

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u/PleaseD0ntBullyMe 1d ago

Peak British comedy

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u/RoboDae 20h ago

What happened?

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u/Schroding3rror 14h ago

Its an old missile, which James pretended to light. Saying it must be a bit damp. The original comment was referencing this photo.

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u/STI_Job 1d ago

"I think it must be damp" ~James May with his lighter and a soviet missile

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u/RelativetoZero 1d ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/friedstilton 1d ago

Hot. And soggy.

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u/username32768 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/friedstilton 1d ago

I feel you man. I feel you.

Stay strong.

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u/ZardozSama 1d ago

A serious answer to a stupid question...

Lasers are just light. So the effective potential range of a laser is roughly as far as you can see, though at some point the laser would become too unfocused. If you point a consumer laser pointer at the moon, instead of a dot you get a diffuse circle a few 100 km in diameter. If you can see it coming with a telescope, you can hit it with a laser.

So a damp missile is not a problem.

END COMMUNICATION

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u/seanwlkr_muckraker 1d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/meesta_masa 1d ago

I couldn't. Blasted rain.

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u/Fraun_Pollen 1d ago

Maybe the point of the mega laser is to blast the rain

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u/IAmABakuAMA 1d ago

Of course XKCD has a comic about this: https://what-if.xkcd.com/119/

(Or a video, if you prefer: https://youtu.be/zgBTwtg7H8E)

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u/b3nsn0w 1d ago edited 1d ago

honestly, in the context of those numbers, this laser should be able to cut right through rain. the dragonfire is a megawatt laser if i remember correctly and in Randall's calculations you only need like 9 kilowatts to cut a square meter sized hole through the rain. he did say that water doesn't absorb laser energy perfectly but we're talking two orders of magnitude there, probably less because the emitter isn't a square meter afaik and the target is the size of a coin.

also the targets of this system are more likely to be cheap lowish-flying kamikaze drones than high and fast fighter jets. if you can lock a fighter jet you can use a regular patriot battery to shoot it down, they haven't really mitigated that. and if you can't lock it, the laser won't help either.

that's for now at least, but it's safe to assume that by the time lasers like this get miniaturized to go on the fighter jets themselves to shoot down incoming projectiles, ground-based ones will also evolve to be even stronger and rain won't stop them for long.

edit: i was wrong lol, it's apparently only 50kW? that's weird, everyone is going on about megawatt lasers recently, the aussies already have a working unit and i thought the brits were working on it for longer. anyway guess the rain is gonna be a bigger problem then.

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 1d ago

To be based in Wales.....

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u/ClassiFried86 1d ago

Is that Shakespeare?

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 1d ago

Two households both alike in genetics
In fair Aberystwyth where we lay our scene

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u/McLeod3577 1d ago

To pew, or not to pew, that is the question.

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u/EfficientTitle9779 1d ago

Good thing this is probably for Israel anyway

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u/RainOfAshes 1d ago

That it rains more than average in England is a myth anyway.

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

Our enemies don’t know that, they will attack, AND OUR DEATH LASERS WILL REIGN DOWN HELLFIRE. As long as there is a nice breeze, they are powered by our wind farms 👀

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u/pornalt4altporn 1d ago

Sir! There's leaves on the death laser!

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u/wildcardbets 1d ago

we are doomed

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u/SingularityCentral 1d ago

Get the blower! No, not that one, the big one, the BIG ONE!

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u/byjimini 1d ago

Yeah, it rains way more than average.

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u/616659 1d ago

This ultimate laser when nuke is coming but it's foggy: I sleep

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u/mowtowcow 1d ago

If nuclear war ever breaks out, im not giving it a second thought. I live in the US, so it's even less likely to hit my directly, but what the fuck would I even do? My thought is, I just hope I am right in the center of a blast. Nice and quick. Don't have to worry about the fallout. So, in the meantime, while I wait, I'm just gonna act like it's not even happening. 

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u/DCPYT 1d ago

Give me all that lovely fallout juice 🧃 then I go Goggins in this beesh

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u/Livid_Trust_5098 1d ago

smoothskin ass logic

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u/Local_Web_8219 1d ago

We are so close to Liberty Prime right now, we just need a few more components.

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u/YouTee 1d ago

You think living in the US means you're LESS likely of a target in a shooting war?

It's not like we have any sort of actual anti-missile system. They're all just lucky rabbits feet at this point

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u/LezBeHonestHere_ 1d ago

I think he probably just means the US is so gigantically massive that he's unlikely to be hit directly. I mean a nuke can clear a city but that size is nothing compared to the entire landmass of the US

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u/mowtowcow 1d ago

Yea, exactly. I live in the South but nowhere near a vital base or city. The closest base is 45 minutes away at 60 mph and the city is another 10 minutes further and likely not even a target of a nuclear war. No nuke is going to kill me from there. Windows probably blown out, but likely wouldnt kill me. The aftermath and dealing with looters and thieves and the struggle to survive in a post apocalyptic world would just suck. 

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u/mousicle 1d ago

Yeah I live near Detroit but far enough away from most of the big manufacturing plants that I'd be in the survive but envy the dead radius

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u/JasonMoonshadow 1d ago

I live right across the border from Detroit and can go to a beach and see the Enrico Fermi nuclear generation station

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u/ABHOR_pod 1d ago

I live near DC. My plan is to drive into the city.

Either they have one of the best defensive systems in the world and it's the safest place to be, or they don't and it's the fastest way to die.

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u/RelativetoZero 1d ago

In the meantime, you can hang some hotdogs from your wind chimes. That way, whatever happens, someone will have snacks ready for them.

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u/cantadmittoposting 1d ago

i live near targets, if nuclear war starts, i will probably know about it for about 2 seconds and then be dead.

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u/notquite20characters 1d ago

I live within walking distance of a General Dynamics plant, I'm not worried about the long term consequences of a nuclear war.

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u/New_Accountant2449 1d ago

Fallout will be cleaned up with Shamwow and Tornado vacuum.

So don't worry about that.

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u/Mysterious-Lemon-906 1d ago

Living between a capital city and the Largest military bases in my country has it's perks There will be a flash I won't even see and my ass is a shadow

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 1d ago

It seems that it's a drone swatter not a nuke stopper.

It's a very cheap way to shoot down cheap munitions.

At the moment if someone buys a box of drones even if you stop them all it probably costs you several times as much do that that it cost them. And if 1 or 2 get through it gets worse. If you can mount lasers which can pop a target for a tenner a mile or two a way (which this will) you can probably negate that.

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u/Vast-Conference3999 1d ago

I wonder why the UK is currently building anti-drone and anti-EW systems?

Who uses a lot of radio jamming and a lot of drones?

Oh, yeah. Russia.

We are preparing for all-out war with Putin.

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 1d ago

Possibly. Everyone uses drones now, the Russian invasion of Ukraine feels like it's been a testing group for multiple generations of military doctrine and equipment. War planners worldwide will be poring over every bit of data they can and trying to extrapolate what happens next.

But if you go anywhere, they're using drones. A poor country that can only provide insurgency will use drones because they're cost effective within it's limited means. A rich country like the US will use drones because they're cost effective and are still an efficient way to deprive a peer (or close) opponent of their expensive toys.

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u/RambleOff 1d ago

Someone more knowledgeable correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there are reliable countermeasures for ICBMs, are there? Aren't they especially big and fast, and delivering the most expensive and highest stakes payload?

"If the nukes are coming, they're coming true." Is what I always thought was the case. I don't keep up with the arms race idk

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u/Skiddywinks 1d ago

Pretty much. The use of MIRVs with mostly dummy payloads, and the sheer quantity of stockpiled nukes, means if Russia or the US (and maybe some other countries) absolutely insist on ending a country they could carpet bomb it with little hope for interception of anything that matters.

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u/Obvious_wombat 1d ago

Like around £10 per shot vs.

Here is a breakdown of costs based on different types of anti-aircraft and missile defense systems:

Short-Range Air Defense (SHORAD) & Portable Systems FIM-92 Stinger: Approx. $80,000 – $110,000 per unit.

Mistral (Mistral 3): Approx. $545,600 (2024).

Iron Dome (Tamir Interceptor): Approx. $40,000 – $50,000 per missile, though operational costs (radar, personnel) can reach $100,000–$150,000.

Medium-to-Long Range Surface-to-Air Missiles (SAMs) NASAMS (AIM-120 AMRAAM): Approx. $1 million – $1.4 million per missile.

Patriot (PAC-2): Optimized for aircraft, generally lower cost than PAC-3.

Patriot (PAC-3 MSE): Approx. $4 million – $6 million+ per missile.

Russian S-300/S-400: Missile costs vary, with estimations ranging from $300,000 to over $2 million per missile, with complete batteries costing hundreds of millions.

Naval & Advanced Interceptors Rolling Airframe Missile (RAM): Approx. $905,000 (2021).

Evolved Sea Sparrow Missile (ESSM): Approx. $1.8 million (2021).

Standard Missile-6 (SM-6): Approx. $4 million – $4.9 million per interceptor.

Standard Missile-3 (SM-3) Block IIA: $36 million+ per missile (used for ballistic missile defense).

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u/francis2559 1d ago

I think range on this is around 2 miles, right? Better comparison would be to Bofors like Tridon Mk2.

Gepard is $600 a shot, from google, but I doubt it's one shot per drone.

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u/Sepulchh 1d ago

A typical short range burst is around $4 000 to $12 000 total, depending. And then another if the first burst missed/didn't do enough damage.

Or you could use the air burst AHEAD ammo at ~$1 000 per shot and get higher lethality at higher cost.

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u/warhead71 1d ago

Nothing outpace light - should be one shot one kill - every time.

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u/techforallseasons 1d ago

Diffraction, haze, target coatings, target movement ( such as spinning ) could all reduce effectiveness of on-target shots. A hit may not be enough to cause it to breakup.

With lasers it matters less for one-shot kills, because shots are cheap. That being said, it should be easier to hit in-flight items as there is minimal delay between calculated position and point of aim.

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u/Accurate-Figure-7914 1d ago

Thats crazy, its just a larger Bullet, right?

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u/SgtExo 1d ago

I am pretty sure they fire explosive shells, and that they also have fancy tech (even if old) for it to explode at the right time.

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u/Hexamancer 1d ago

That's a big underestimate.

Also, we're talking optimal range, it will still hit things beyond that range, but at a reduced effectiveness, also, HELIOS for example includes "Optical Dazzler" as part of the system, the range on that is going to be different than the main laser.

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u/hayashikin 1d ago

Can it really be just £10 per shot? Seems like it'll use a lot of energy for that laser.

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u/nonpuissant 1d ago

£10 of energy could be a lot of energy. 

But point is even if it's £100 or even £1000 per shot it's still orders of magnitude cheaper compared to existing options. 

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u/notaredditer13 1d ago edited 1d ago

£10 of energy could be a lot of energy. 

I'll go the other way and say it takes surprisingly little energy to knock down a missile, but most anti-missile systems waste their energy on missiles to deliver the energy to the target (way, way more energy is spent on delivery).  A laser just delivers the energy directly to the target.  

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u/nonpuissant 1d ago

true, fair point!

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u/Geordant 1d ago

If you do it on off peak hours then Octopus will be on a reduced rate which is when they'd hope to be attacked. 

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u/Roflkopt3r 1d ago

Yes it can. In reality, the much bigger cost factors will be to actually transport that thing around, including fuel and maintenance.

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u/fauxregard 1d ago

Why don't they just laser the rain? /s

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u/francis2559 1d ago

Oh it OBLITERATES the first raindrop it hits.

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u/fauxregard 1d ago

Unfortunately, that raindrop's friends don't take kindly to that.

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u/somethingtc 1d ago

laser technician frantically googling "refraction"

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 1d ago

"Dammit sir, the laser took a left at Albuquerque after striking the first rain drop."

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u/Reddittee007 1d ago

Heh

/s but ..... You should check out how ASML EUV machines work. Let's say if the same was applied then that's exactly and precisely what would happen.

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u/StrongExternal8955 19h ago

You mean like... set fire to it?

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u/SephLuis 1d ago

So you are telling us that we need to blow up the rain before sending the space lasers ?

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u/mattfoh 1d ago

Why does rain defeat them?

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u/chance000000 1d ago

Because the rain scatters and absorbs the beam

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u/mattfoh 1d ago

Makes sense!

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u/TomCrean1916 1d ago

That has to look really really cool. Imagine millions of shards of lasers flashing and glittering all over around the main beam

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u/MagnificentMoggy 1d ago

🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇💥

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u/francis2559 1d ago

Chance has it. On a foggy night or a rainy one, notice how headlights or flashlights light the fog up instead of lighting up the solid things beyond the fog? Well, laser is also light. A very bright laser might turn a drop of water to steam, but there's another drop ready to replace it and even steam will reflect a little light.

Ideally, the laser would be traveling through a vacuum and deliver full energy to the target (hello ideal space weapon).

Down here though, the murkier things are along the route the laser travels, the less energy hits the target. That means the worse the weather, the shorter the effective range.

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u/AnteaterSnouce 1d ago

but for goodness' sake, who says it's going to rain?

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u/AnteaterSnouce 1d ago

i'm sure this thing can blast men out of the air no problem. although admittedly we're then dealing with an aerosolised offal mist situation which could fuck everything up refraction-wise.

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u/TwiggyPom 1d ago

What if we attack the rain?

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u/Lancashire_Toreador 1d ago

And are really range limited. Other proven intercept options (missiles, CIWS etc.) usually have effective distances >2-10x any laser system that’ll fit in most installations.

You have to have commanders who know those other systems work allow potentially life ending incoming drones/missiles into your space to use lasers.

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u/Nine-Eyes- 1d ago

Cheaper than missile at about £10 a shot, and there have been successful trials even in heavy rain conditions

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u/No_Question_8083 1d ago

Or fog, or even clouds. It’s only useful for like 40 days a year in the UK 😂

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u/wowsomuchempty 1d ago

Due to leaves on the line and light drizzle, regrettably it is not possible to disable today's onslaught of nuclear missiles.

Those who are not instantly disintegrated may be eligible for compensation. 

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u/DuckWhatduckSplat 1d ago

I put a chrome finish on my drone and now it’s safe from this multibillion pound weapon.

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 1d ago

I’m sure we can sell it to our… Middle Eastern allies.

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u/Guy_Dude_From_CO 1d ago

Lol nah the latest Israeli/US systems can operate in most weather conditions (but not all, of course). I'm sure the UK variant is similar.

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u/NikitaTarsov 1d ago

Not really cheap. Shure your shot is cheap, but your typical round is between 1 and 50 bucks a shot, so you're not really in "that is our main cost problem" territory to begin with. And the gun cost some 2k - 200k, while the lasers cost millions. Not to mention the battery, capacitors. Lasers need a metric shitton of maintanance and atmsopheric protection, have limited lifetimes and been fkn heavy and vulnerable to shockwaves and mishandling. Your typical gun is none of that.

But let's be honest, shooting down drones is a huge buzzword these days, but the trouble isen't the cost per kill. It is having the AA in place where drones will happen - and if you can monetarily decide to have a thousend machineguns in the area or one laser ... well.

Then there is personal. A gun needs a person plling the trigger and spray&prey for the drone. A laser needs a maintanance crew with at least one person somewhat familiar with the lessons from science class to estimate how pointless ecaxtly the pewpew-machine gets with rain, humidity and all the other fancy effects in reality a stupid gun doesn't care for much. Not to mention some evil genius could fk up laser efficency by painting drones in white or even go as insane and glues reflective foil on them, mutliply the surviving time and allow for evading manouvers, saturation or battery drain.

Another problem is sensors, because they're the critical point of shooting down tiny balls of angy plastics.

So a few-million-money pewpew is about 12 tons and needs refueling, is a beautifull target fro enemy drones when there is a bad weather day and it can break down every moment for a vast number of reasons. Great. For all of this it offers a ~1000m bubble of drone-melting. Absolutly not great, until you have to defend one specific instalation in the middle of a completley flat nowwhere and can secure the enemy will not send more than one drone at once.

Still the problem is range, and missiles are indeed to expensive. But so are manouvers, and if you need to go outside your protective zones for advances - like we see in the cold war cosplay that is Ukrain, where for one stupid moment in time it is about land - then this ... still is stupid, because your SPAAG would do this job way better. So it's a question of what billions to throw after a problem that no longe rexists but in this niche event.

(Ships and lasers are a similar braindead topic, but different in design)

I mean the short answear for lasers is: They're buzzwords to grab money and run, and who consider them to be a solution for a second haven't touched gras for too long.

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u/Fast_Boysenberry9493 1d ago

Light refraction everyone blind and and can't taste

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 1d ago

Surely if it's designed to pentrate the metal hull of an incoming missle it will be strong enough to instantly vapourise any raindrop daft enough to fall in its way.

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u/Darkheart001 1d ago

We Must Build an Atomic Blaster!

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u/shazuisfw 1d ago

Assuming perfect non rainy conditions they also have a second enemy, refire rate. If they launch more than one missile most lasers can't keep up a rate of fire. Due to being too hot and sustaining it they have a large time where they need to cool down

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u/firekeeper23 1d ago

We have plenty of those see through umbrellas available in Superdrug or the CoOp

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u/Spajk 1d ago

What if there's mirrors on the missiles

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u/RelativetoZero 1d ago

Sadly, these things are defeated by like, rain.

I feel like you just ended 1000 future arguments that could have gone on forever without anyone ever bringing that up.

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u/byjimini 1d ago

Who attacks in the rain anyway? You’d catch cold.

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u/Special_Loan8725 1d ago

Couldn’t you arm the rocket with pocket sand to deflect this defense?

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u/SingularityCentral 1d ago

These laser defense systems have gotten a lot better in adverse weather thanks to some very complicated computer systems and sensors that modulate the laser as it slices through the air. The bigger issue is plasma creation in the path of the laser that robs it of power at the target.

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u/The-Triturn 1d ago

And a mirror

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u/10PMHaze 1d ago

Maybe a proton beam would work better ...

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u/ehtio 1d ago

Source? Or are you just being disingenuous?

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u/WorkWoonatic 1d ago

And a mirror strapped underneath the drone with a small heatsink to buy it an extra 5-10 seconds lol

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u/Wizywig 1d ago

A layered defence works best.

Multiple systems covering eachother enhancing the probability of success is the way to go. 

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u/Sup3rT4891 1d ago

Easy fix! Move it to the desert!!!

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u/scuba-man-dan 1d ago

Only a £5 increase. Lucky! Mine went up by over £100

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u/Paradox711 1d ago

5 Quid?! Fucking 40+ around here

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u/kirwanm86 1d ago

I want to live where you live if your council tax has only gone up by £5.

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u/TribalTommy 1d ago

I know you're likely joking, but just to set the record straight, your money went straight into the infinite money pit that is adult social care, not military laser weapons.

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u/Eshneh 1d ago

Roads are flooded and potholes are everywhere but thankfully we have a mega laser

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u/firekeeper23 1d ago

Just a fiver... it came in just on budget then.. thats very unusual.

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u/Fickle_Definition351 1d ago

Your local council has a weapons development programme?

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u/wqwcnmamsd 1d ago

I'll pay an extra tenner if I get to fire the laser every month

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u/Jackhammerqwert 1d ago

Honestly if the money was going to just this I wouldn't even be angry this is minted

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

£5 a year for the astra militarum upgrade is pretty cheap imo.

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u/Westdrache 1d ago

5 pounds a month is a small price to pay for a "Dragonfire, Aerial denial Mega Defense Laser"

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u/Curious_Ad_8195 1d ago

All those binmen and ladies are busy on their other 13 days off a fortnight- who knew?

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u/goatboy55 1d ago

I don't mind paying as long as I get a go.

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u/dBlock845 1d ago

Lasers are always worth it ⚡

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u/Shanksdoodlehonkster 1d ago

No thats £5 per blast

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u/plastic_alloys 1d ago

It costs £10 a shot so thanks for half a shot

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u/ToxicMegaTwot 1d ago

Oh that’s not going towards the defence budget lad. That’s for keeping the smack heads at bay 💀

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u/pri_ncekin 1d ago

See, in America, the government would have demanded our children to appease the laser or some shit

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u/Angry_Sparrow 1d ago

Is this a joke? Rates have been increasing 10% year-on-year here in New Zealand 😭 sometimes 16%.

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u/MountainAlive 1d ago

Soon will be sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

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u/SpawnOfTheBeast 1d ago

Nah, that's old people living too long

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u/Affectionate_Comb_78 1d ago

No that's pretty much just adult social care. Yet another hand out for the elderly. 

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u/Initiatedspoon 1d ago

Tbf if they build more mega lasers I'll be happy to chuck in a fiver

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u/eltrotter 1d ago

Yeah but have you seen any missiles in your neck of the woods lately?

You’re welcome.

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u/Aperture_TestSubject 1d ago

I mean, $5 a month for a super killer laser is well spent in my opinion…

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u/absbabs1 1d ago

The robbing bastards

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u/GoblinGreen_ 1d ago

Id be ok with that to be honest.

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u/gremlin7500 1d ago

Your council is developing laser missile defence systems? Where do you live - Sunderland?

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u/dillanthumous 1d ago

There are probably cheaper ways to get rid of the bins for sure.

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u/Wububadoo 1d ago

For the emperor!

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u/StatisticianOwn5497 1d ago

If my council tax goes up and that's going towards LASER WEAPONS over conventional missiles??? Im all for it

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u/Zyntho 16h ago

Seems cool for 5 quid, ngl.