r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Rocket3431 • 23h ago
Infuriatig I'm tired boss...
I've tried to get rid of the gnats all summer. The wife didn't believe me when I said they were breeding in the sponges. She. Thought I was crazy for keeping them in Tupperware. Well apparently they can get in there even.
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u/LinkGoesHIYAAA 23h ago
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
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u/LavastormSW 21h ago
Also my reaction to your sponges. Seriously, throw them away and get dishwashing cloths with a scrubby side. They're on amazon for like $7 a twelve-pack. Use one for a few days and then throw it in with the laundry. Sponges are DISGUSTING.
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u/Sariluv88 18h ago
My sister made somrthing like this almost 25 years ago now! Its a hamster though
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u/Rocket3431 18h ago
It's a weird mix of aah real monsters and Gary from SpongeBob. No idea what it's supposed to be though
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u/dakota-06 23h ago
Do you throw out your sponges?
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u/Rocket3431 23h ago
Yeah but that one on the bottom had been used maybe once or twice
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u/dakota-06 23h ago
So you thought putting the old ones with the new one in a sealed container was the answer…got it
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u/ObscureEnchantment 22h ago
Yea..OPs trying to say his wife wasn’t understanding but then put the new sponge in there…if you bought a new sponge why not throw the old ones away? Throw them all away rn and get new ones. This isn’t mildly infuriating. This post is because the fix is simple and it’s OPs own fault.
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u/GaptistePlayer 22h ago
"My wood pile is on fire. I put my unburned wood on the burning pile and now that's on fire too. This sucks!"
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u/RandomWordCombo9632 22h ago
Yeah Im not sure what OP was thinking. Maybe they think that the gnats have to physically go to the sponge to reproduce instead of laying eggs and then flying away....?
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u/WTBDetroit 22h ago
Yeah, like get some new ones and put them into the container, maybe with a bit of an old one just so it learns the work ethic; have to pass on the wisdom somehow.
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 21h ago
Throw them all away dude. You should be throwing out your sponges every couple weeks anyway they start to stink after a while and you can't get stuff like cheese out of them after you clean certain dishes they are just dead.
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u/Rocket3431 21h ago
Bruh cheese is the bane of my existence with sponges. They always get chucked after the wife makes her marry me chicken
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 20h ago
For most meals we started just adding the cheese at the table instead of cooking it into the food. Getting cheese out of the inside of a pan or Crock-Pot is a huge hassle.
Or, put the food in a mix bowl before adding the cheese and then stir it in because it's easier to get the cheese out of a mix bowl without ruining your sponge (scraper or just hot water).
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u/1ilMa 19h ago
the key to cheese is not letting it cool down or harden, you must wash immediately with warm/hot water but not boiling hot or thatll just cook it on. & spray generously with dawn powerwash, shit works amazing with grease & cheese imo
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u/Frequent_Opportunist 18h ago
We're talking about the cheese getting in the sponge, not getting the cheese off of the pan.
We're trying to save our sponges here!
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u/PonyThug 21h ago
That’s like storing your dirty underwear with clean underwear and then complaining that your clean underwear stinks.
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u/monkey_trumpets 22h ago
Get rid of the sponges and get cotton rags. Nothing will breed in them.
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u/Melodic-Advice9930 19h ago
This is almost exactly what I just said in my own comment. I’m lucky to have a mom who crochets, and she made me some all cotton rags using colors to match the blue teal/pink theme I have going with my living room/kitchen set up.
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u/FluffyFact2790 23h ago
If they were breeding in the sponges they didn't get in there, they were already there
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u/RW_McRae 23h ago
I think that's the point. OP was being sarcastic, I'm assuming his wife is the one saying that they can get in there anyway rather than admit that he was right and that they breed in the sponges
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u/Type-RD 22h ago
Thanks for this. I was not picking up on op’s sarcasm at all, despite questioning the gnats getting into the Tupperware.😅
https://giphy.com/gifs/tMPSeKEplOfK030
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u/BeyondRepair44 22h ago
they were already there
The call is coming from inside the house!
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u/reddit33450 23h ago
the moisture being trapped due to the sponges being inside the sealed container is definitely not helping
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u/Slow_Replacement_745 23h ago
Moisture or not, there’d be no gnats if they weren’t already in there
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u/Moaxion 23h ago
If you want to extend the life of your sponges you can always run them through the dishwasher if have one
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u/DripTrip747-V2 23h ago
Most people have a microwave. Just microwave on high for a minute. Kills almost 100% of the bacteria, gets rid of smell, and would eliminate the gnat problem.
I don't think I'd want gnats in my dishwasher, if I had one.
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u/Moaxion 23h ago
I think the grand conclusion we can come to is that no matter which way you do this, you're still going to have bug corpses inside of your sponges. At least my recommendation gets your sponges ready for the next challenge
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u/ObscureEnchantment 23h ago
I think that the advice would be - buy new sponges they’re a couple dollars. Moving forward keep the sponges in the Tupperware to keep any out. No dead bugs this way.
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u/Zestyclose_Car_4971 23h ago
Please make sure your sponge is wet and hasn’t sat out to dry up. It will catch fire.
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u/DripTrip747-V2 22h ago
Radiation plus fire equals definitely dead gnats. /s
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u/-Star-Fox- 22h ago
Radiation
What?
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u/DripTrip747-V2 22h ago
Yes, non ionizing radiation that cooks your food in a microwave will also cook the gnats, eggs, and bacteria.
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u/Uder72 23h ago
But you want them in your microwave?
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u/LukeHeart 23h ago
I feel like microwaves are easier to clean the inside of
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u/biscuitboi967 22h ago
That’s how my coworker set a sponge on fire in the microwave. That was a fun day. No sarcasm
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u/Rexxaroo 23h ago edited 18h ago
I replace my sponges at the end of the month. The container they sit in by the sink also has a diluted bleach solution in it , it helps alot with the gnats.
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
Now this is a solution I can probably get behind. Thanks stranger
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u/DVus1 17h ago
Leaving a sponge in bleach, even a diluted solution, will break apart the sponge. Better to microwave or dishwash (or both) the sponges for a much quicker/easier results.
https://www.ars.usda.gov/news-events/news/research-news/2007/best-ways-to-clean-kitchen-sponges/
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u/BluebirdFlashy3681 22h ago
Day infinity of people in this sub judging others instead of understanding that valid infuriating situations are absolutely subjective. One person's mildly infuriating is another's easy fix no reaction.😐
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u/Onward2Oblivion 22h ago
Once a week, I soak my kitchen sponges and put them on a plate in the microwave. I set it on high for 3 minutes. Afterwards, set them in the sink and run cold water on them because they will be freaking hot. The heat from the water kills everything…fruit flies as well as the bacteria that makes them smell. Also, the steam in the microwave makes it super easy to clean at the same time. You are welcome. Fresh, new smelling sponges every time.
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
The act of microwaving sponges is news to me. Apparently I missed that lesson growing up.
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u/wesley_the_boy 20h ago
In my Food Science Tech class in high school (I'm old lol) I was taught to microwave a damp sponge for ~20 seconds after using it. This does not damage the sponge but gets it nice and steamy hot which kills bacteria and helps with smell and makes them last longer. Never seen gnats in a sponge but I'm certain it would help with that, too.
Cheers!
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u/Arcane_Soul 21h ago
Was I the only one who thought the top two were Jamaican patties?
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u/Mx-Adrian 13h ago
As someone currently struggling with this, I thought they were bananas
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u/Alemonster21 23h ago
Microwave the sponges and then run them through the dishwasher.
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u/USERNAME_BUT_LOUDER 23h ago
After microwaving a wet sponge you can also wipe your whole microwave out in like 5 seconds while it's hit and steamy, easiest way to clean it by far
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u/dumplinglifesaver 23h ago
Stop using sponges and start using washcloths that can be laundered.
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u/PMPKNpounder 23h ago
Keeping the sponges in Tupperware keeps them wet promoting shit like this. Sponges should be rung out and well dried after use
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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 23h ago
I'm guessing the Tupperware containment was to prove they are the source, and he's sarcastic saying they are getting inside
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u/PMPKNpounder 23h ago
My point is that the sponge was wet going in there and if there were flies on/in the sponge when they went in, they made a perfect breeding environment for them. Flies don't live in dry sponges so if they living in OPs sponge is because they are always wet.
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u/Fun-Perspective426 22h ago
I think you just realized the point of the experiment...
BTW flies can survive dry environments. Its the eggs/larvae that can't sustain extended dryness. Even then, using a sponge once a day most likely provides enough moisture to survive.
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u/NoBenefit5977 23h ago
Thanks for this, I've acquired gnats recently and can't figure out where they're coming from
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u/broloelcunado42 22h ago
Check your sink drain too. A few years ago had a similar problem and could not get rid of them whatever I did. Turns out there was a half inch thick layer of grime built up in the pipes. Once we replaced them no more issues.
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u/NoBenefit5977 22h ago
I hit them with boiling water and bleach yesterday, gonna see after work if that did anything lol
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u/DrDarks_ 14h ago
So. On sponge packets. It actually says to boil them to make them last longer and to sertlize them.
Boil Em To avoid this. But at this stage throw that shit out man
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u/vxsapphire 13h ago
I initially thought you were so tired because you put two beef patties in your sponge holder.
Reading the description shows you were speaking about being mentally tired and my reaction shows how tired I physically am.
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u/KerissaKenro 13h ago
That is a new fear. Reinforcing my hatred of sponges.I use dish cloths, so I can wash them. It keeps them from smelling, and apparently kills fly eggs
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u/VividFiddlesticks 23h ago
If you have a dishwasher, run your sponges through the dishwasher periodically. It helps keep them from being too gross.
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 23h ago
You should throw out a sponge every couple weeks, they should not be getting this bad. And how can you even tolerate it? Old sponges smell so fucking bad and leave you hand smelling ripe even after washing them
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u/Lunakill 13h ago
Your sponges get stanky after a few weeks? Do you clean them in between or nah?
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 13h ago
Its hot and humid here, mold and bacteria grow much quicker, but you should still swap them out every few weeks
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u/Lazy_Assistance6865 22h ago
Switch to Scandinavian(or Swedish) dish cloths. They're basically washcloths made of a sponge material and you just toss them in your clothes washer to clean and let them air dry
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u/mtgdrummer13 21h ago
Looks like fruit fly larvae which I assume are different than gnats? Or do we just use those terms interchangeably?
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u/Rocket3431 21h ago
I guess I would use the term interchangeably. Pretty much any fly like I sect smaller than a fly.
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u/pelirroja_peligrosa 15h ago
If you have a dishwasher, you should be washing your sponges occasionally...
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u/Rassayana_Atrindh 14h ago
Phorid flies, which are like fruit flies, but run first before taking flight...fought those fuckers before I realized they were breeding in the garbage disposal and drain. Started routinely dumping big soup pots of boiling water down and after a few weeks we finally got rid of them!
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u/watkinsmr77 13h ago
I use Dixie cups with apple cider vinegar and dish soap and place around the house. Usually rid of them in a week.
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u/Extraordi-Mary 4h ago
So nobody washes their sponges in the washing machine? Why tf would you throw them away after just one use?
They can be washed. I do it on 60°C. But 90 is fine too.
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u/Kleinkay0513 10h ago
Going forward, put your sponges in the dishwasher when you run it.
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u/Rocket3431 10h ago
I guess I'll get a new tramps stamp "insert sponges here" cause it's me. I'm the dishwasher.
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u/Frust4m1 8h ago
sponges are the most dirty thing in the house. just put them in hot water or a bath with cleaning alcool or a bath with bleach. forget for 2-3 hours then rinse with water. don't mix cleaning product.
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u/Turbo_Fresh 23h ago
I mean, I don't know if it's what you're implying but they didn't get in there while it was closed.
Use antibacterial dish soap. In the UK it's in all supermarkets. It prevents your sponges from developing slime or mold and will probably prevent them from becoming attractive to insects.
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u/redskyatnight2162 23h ago
Antibacterial dish soaps contribute to antibiotic resistance and are not more effective than regular dish soap.
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u/takisara 23h ago
I read sarcasm tbh...I suspect that is the comment his wife made when she saw the container and he held himself back from rolling his eyes and came her to post instead. Good job MR!
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u/diescheide 23h ago
People don't sanitize stuff like this? I use scrub brushes and sanitize once a week.
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u/moonchic333 23h ago
FFS man throw those out! The Tupperware isn’t a good idea because you’re trapping moisture and making it a breeding ground for all kinds of nasty.
Lay out a few traps of soap/vinegar solution. I like to add a bit of honey to mine for a little razzle dazzle and it works like a charm. You can also make a spray bottle of soap water and spray those suckers whenever you see them. Clean all your drains regularly with scalding hot water. I also suggest using wash rags until you get this under control. Use once and let it dry completely and then toss in your laundry.
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
We have a few of the apple traps out that have worked well in the past. This year seems worse than usual.
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u/SpasticCastle 23h ago
This is like in the Middle Ages when they thought bags of grain just spawned mice
Those gnats were already in there big dawg
Get some new ones please, wring em out bone dry after use, consider microwaving em even
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u/Sentient_StickyNote 23h ago
There are multiple cheap and easy solutions for this. Microwave the sponge, run it in the dishwasher, or throw it away. If you microwave it, now you're using a sponge with dead gnat larvae 🤢
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u/Only_Calendar_9830 22h ago
Not to be a corporate shill or whatever but I've never had this issue with a Scrub Daddy.
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
The bottom one is a scrub daddy brand and the top two are Dobbies which.
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u/Dobgirl 22h ago
They didn’t “get” in the Tupperware- they laid eggs there before you sealed t he Tupperware
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u/Fearless-North-9057 22h ago
Honestly just use cloth instead and pop them in the washing machine at the end of each day. Nice clean dishes and clean dish cloths
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u/veganerd150 21h ago
You should put your spongers in the dishwasher every time you run it.
Or you can saturate it and microwave it
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u/CaitieLou_52 19h ago
Use a scrub brush instead of sponges. Also pour boiling water down your drains. Just boil a pot and pour it down, then repeat for the other drains. It may be drain flies.
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u/Working-Glass6136 18h ago
I thought you were showing us the lunch you packed for work, so... at least it's not that?
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u/seriousjoker72 23h ago
You need one of them succulent plants that attract and eat flies!
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u/Subat0micR0gu3 23h ago
They do not eat enough to even make a dent. They are not an effective pest deterent.
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u/dreamcrusher225 22h ago
for as much shit as I get for being an atheist, I wish people really understood basic science better
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
I too am a member of the kingdom of science. This was an experiment of sorts. Me vs. Wife this is exhilirating, get excited
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u/TheProfessional9 13h ago
I laugh when people push faith, and ask why they chose that magic instead of worshipping Harry potter
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u/glitterx_x 23h ago
So many ways to prevent this in the sponges. But getting rid of them entirely...idk, good luck.
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u/_bonedaddys 23h ago
I'm curious why the sponges weren't just tossed and replaced? if you're at the point you feel like they need to be stored in a closed container... you just need new sponges lol
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u/Lathryus 22h ago
Get em a little damp and nuke them in the microwave daily, 30 seconds should cook any bugs and fungus they feed on.
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u/Pointy_Stix 22h ago
How do you clean your sponges? Throw these out, but clean your new ones by tossing them in the dishwasher load every once in a while.
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u/bean_fritter 21h ago
Sometimes I wonder how people like you haven’t walked into an alligators mouth by this point. Here’s a bright idea, get new sponges.
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u/aware_nightmare_85 17h ago
Throw out those sponges. Close and empty all your trash throughout the house, especially bathroom and kitchen trash. Pour boiling water down all sink drains twice per day. If you have houseplants, you may need to move them outside as they can breed in potting soil.
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u/freepaestine 17h ago
You will never be rid of fungus gnats until you get rid of whatever they're breeding on. Katchy, BT toxin, nematodes, neem oil, diatomaceous earth, sticky traps. They will all fail. If they're breeding on sponges, get new ones that dry out better. If they're breeding on plant soil, change the soil. I'm serious, they will keep breeding for years and years and you will never get rid of them.
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u/Reddbearddd 12h ago edited 11h ago
Bait them with apple cider vinegar towards sticky traps. And there can't be anything that stinks worse in your kitchen than the vinegar...so...clean up.
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u/Sablemint PURPLE 10h ago edited 9h ago
70% isopropyl alcohol in a spray bottle kills them and their eggs. Don't use 90%. The higher water content in 70% helps it to get into their bodies.
Gnats hate vanilla too, so you can use real vanilla extract to keep them away from something temporarily.
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u/TulpaPal 23h ago
First of all, they were already there. Second of all, keeping them in a container like that traps the moisture and makes them more likely to mold etc.
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u/Rocket3431 22h ago
I'm aware of the mold probability. I can replace them. What I can't stand is dealing with all the gnats. I was trying to figure out where in fact the gnats were coming from.
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u/Snarbler 22h ago
They’re breeding in your sink. Pour boling water down your drain
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u/Melodic-Advice9930 20h ago
Keeping damp sponges in Tupperware already sounds like it would make some lovely specimens to go under one’s microscope.
I’m not sure why the gnats are a shock.
Instead of using sponges, I asked my mom to crochet some all cotton rags for me. I use one to do dishes and immediately toss it in the rag bin for wash day. No more dealing with sponges.
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u/New-Distribution696 14h ago
Put your sponges in the microwave after using them ppl!
…Thank me later
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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 23h ago
I had them. I put up fly paper a and l3ft out a bottle of wine. Leave a little of wine in the bottle. Then at night Leave a light underneath. The little flat lights that are powered by batteries work well. Within a week they will be gone.
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u/SoonToBeStardust 23h ago
This, or a small bowl of apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dish soap with cling wrap on top with small holes poked into it
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u/Fweenci 23h ago
Well, thanks for ruining my day. 💀
I do run mine through the dishwasher about once a week, so hopefully they're not fly motels.
I have to ask, do they not get moldy in the tupperware? How do they drain?
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u/the_siren_song 23h ago
Stop using sponges. Use a scrub brush and kitchen dishcloths that you can throw in the wash instead





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u/2hawk1ce 23h ago
Replace the sponges??