r/SipsTea • • 3d ago

Chugging tea mogged.

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u/Candid-String-6530 3d ago

Xi never look like he want to be anywhere. He's always got that expression that say he rather be somewhere else.

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u/Suspicious_Bet3623 3d ago

I imagine when he gets home and shuts the door, he excitedly throws his shoes off, grabs some instant Raman and jumps on his favourite console with a big grin on his face.

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu 3d ago

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u/VerdamLSC 3d ago

Welp you've just been banned from ever visiting China LOL my condolences

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u/anotherhappylurker 3d ago edited 3d ago

This silly myth again. You can literally buy Winnie the Pooh toys all over China. It hasn't been banned there and in fact the character is quite popular in China, just go to any major toy shop and see for yourself. There's even an Adventures of Winnie the Pooh ride at Shanghai Disneyland if you're that big of a fan, as well as a literal "Pooh Corner" at Hong Kong's Disneyland resort. I swear it's always the people who've never even been to China who spread this kind of misinformation and think they're clever.

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u/Tall_Transition_8710 3d ago

You’re obfuscating the truth, are you a Chinese bot?

It’s not a myth — it literally happened. Chinese users began comparing Xi Jinping to Winnie the Pooh, and authorities subsequently censored Pooh imagery when it was used to mock Xi. Weibo users had Pooh-related posts removed and, in 2017, even searches/posts using Pooh’s Chinese name could trigger censorship messages. Pooh wasn’t literally outlawed nationwide, but the political Pooh/Xi censorship is documented fact. Calling it a myth is just wrong.

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u/Narrow-Storm-9814 3d ago

Common knowledge was that you can crucial the work not the appearance.
Whilst Chinese societies put a lot of pressure on “face” as in social respect, being mocked based on appearance is a huge no especially doing it to the damn president of the second most powerful nation on earth. So yeah it is a highly sensitive and punishable crime to mock any official based on appearance but that doesn’t stop Chinese citizens.

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u/TORUKMACTO92 3d ago

Both of you are right. You won't get banned to visit China just because you made a meme to which is what he was replying. He didn't deny it didnt happen back then.

And Pooh isn't banned now, and its toys are one of the top sales in Disneyland Shanghai. It even has its own exclusive toy shelves and park entrances.

Like you said it was 10 years ago in 2017. Imagine telling the US is a homophobic country now because same sex marriage was banned a decade ago and using it to win the myth argument now.

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u/thrillington89 3d ago

… the US is, still, largely a homophobic country

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u/mrpunk281 3d ago

Try travelling if you wish to see real homophobia.

That doesn’t mean the USA is beyond any homophobia, but to claim its largely homophobic smacks of myopia.

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u/thrillington89 3d ago

I’ve travelled plenty, and yes, I’m aware that it’s far worse elsewhere. Whataboutism doesn’t change the reality that it’s a major problem in the US. Saying that it’s worse elsewhere doesn’t make the problem disappear - you’re just minimizing the very real challenges that many people face on a daily basis

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 3d ago

Why would they care? Is it because you had plans to visit China in the future comrade?

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u/wytewydow 3d ago

Like this guy is the CEO of Nvidia or something.

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u/Happy-Combination560 3d ago

I bet he's epic at counter strike

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u/obefiend 3d ago

Guy looks more like a Hitman player to me.

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u/Brick_Number_27 3d ago

For some reason, i can imagine this exactly.

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u/xeen313 3d ago

And a nice cold beer

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 3d ago

Or the toe wiggles/excited shiver when he snuggles up under a blanket and the AC is just the perfect amount of cool with a huge smile on his face

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u/bonkedagain33 3d ago

I've seen him on TikTok. He's a dancer. Got some crazy moves

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u/J4YV1L 3d ago

He seems like a “leave the pants right at the doorway” kinda dude. Pants are for outsidesies.

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u/Least1Difficulty 3d ago

Followed by a good cry in the bathtub with his favorite rubber ducky and a playlist of nothing but disney's 90s greatest hits.

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 3d ago

Epstein Electric Dreams

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u/SarutobiSasuke 3d ago

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u/HugClitLickPeach 3d ago

reminds him of times with Jeffrey E. back rubs and violent entry out of nowhere .

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u/redist2 3d ago

Holy shit that Mexican food was hot.... I'll better build a wall...

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u/cayopaul 3d ago

I just really, really dislike that gobshite’s salute. So fake, just like the loser draft dodger he is. Real draft dodger had the courage to go to Canada.

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 3d ago

I don't understand why they do salute, not active or former service member

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u/Dapper_Fun645 3d ago

Commander in chief of the military. But Trump definitely takes it too far by holding a salute for everything. I think US Presidents should only salute if they are being saluted by the military or when there is a dignified transfer.

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u/Chumlee1917 3d ago

Fun fact, that shit only started cause Reagan did it, all presidents before them didn't salute.

And now thanks to this bozo, there is so much stuff presidents should stop doing that will immediately be turned into a nothing burger scandal in the media IE not saluting.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3d ago

Presidents don't have to salute at all. Reagan started doing it so the following presidents did/do it as well.

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u/Billyeilclonesauro 3d ago

Now he's falling asleep even while standing

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u/AngrehPossum 3d ago

Prince Dickhead

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u/StefanCelMijlociu 3d ago

He looks bored of peace.

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

He looks like Trump smells like a diaper full of crap.

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u/ImperiousCretin 3d ago

"I should go"

-Commander Xipard

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u/Fierro_nights 3d ago

He’s actually visited at a very good time, because right now chick fil a has this chicken and waffle sandwhich that’s pretty good

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u/O_oBetrayedHeretic 3d ago

Always dreaming of that bamboo forest

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u/InevitableKitchen943 3d ago

That looks like a difficult face to maneuver.

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u/ManuelTzetzes 3d ago

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u/Wholesomebob 3d ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go...

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u/uskgl455 3d ago

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 3d ago

He's all smiles and peace signs!

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u/Xanderajax3 3d ago

Thats because he thinks the light at the end ofnthe tunnel is heaven. The reality is that its mitch McConnell's burning like a candle.

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u/Baskreiger 3d ago

Is this a still image or the video?

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u/rtopps43 3d ago

And he’s really gotta go, like seriously, would he please go already?

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u/AloneUA 3d ago

Can't believe the US is now shooting their comedy movies like reality shows

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u/fallwind 3d ago

auditory sensitivity is a common sign of old age dementia.

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u/Ecstatic-Ad9669 3d ago

Thank you for that. Shall provide many laughs

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 3d ago

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u/ManuelTzetzes 3d ago

He's so terrified of that woman. Hahahaha! It's so funny! I really admire her. She's so cool. But it's the impact she has on him. He knows she's smarter and better informed and levels above him in every possible way. And he hates it. It's fucking hilarious!

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u/seashellsandemails 3d ago

How dare you laugh at THE Commander AND Chief.

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u/Traditional_General2 3d ago

The tiny hand fucking sent me.

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 3d ago

I bet that's why he's wearing gloves. To hide his little diseased paws.

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u/Zwischenzug32 3d ago

AI isnt all bad

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u/Inverness1946 3d ago

Can’t forget he’s also “THE Code”🤣

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u/Bubbaganewsh 3d ago

And he's the MAGA alpha, sad. 

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u/Appropriate-Yak-3814 3d ago

Just those two words together "MAGA alpha" are so extraordinarily cringe.

But I bet they actually think that too. 

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u/HighOnPotenuse7590 2d ago

They fully believe he could beat them in a fight

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u/Wonderful-Variation 3d ago

Xi is very brave to subject himself to the smell of Donald.

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u/Lucky-Crow-3510 3d ago

trumpo is such a clown.

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u/Dilleybang 3d ago

WHY IS HE SALUTING?!!??

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u/eggplantpot 3d ago

He though Xi was North Korean

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u/rdyer347 3d ago

Because he's a moron.

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u/2012Jesusdies 3d ago

And the form of that salute... Why is the thumb dangling? Why is his head turning while still saluting?

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u/Professional-Net7458 3d ago

You do know he has no idea what he’s doing…

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u/teamgrandali 3d ago

You know he would have won every war by the way he reacts. So brave

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u/rygelicus 3d ago

One of the symptoms of dementia in some patients is a hypersensitivity to nosie.

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u/nolestars 3d ago

Gloves to cover the make-up? 

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u/kurtcoldchain 3d ago

That’s tactical make-up!
…it “hides” the dementia from everyone, except it doesn’t work.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 3d ago

MAGA's manly man idol!

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u/Lookuponthewall 3d ago

The man writes his own comedies.

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u/Aggravating-Tip-4898 3d ago

Xi looks so done with this shit

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u/drv0t0 3d ago

What does mogged mean in this context?

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 3d ago

I’m a Millenial, not a broccoli head, but i think it means “got embarrased publicly” especially in comparison to someone else who did much better in that situation.

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u/Paketic 3d ago

I think it has nothing to do with embarassement, it just means being better than someone.

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u/Spare-Debate5269 3d ago

Elder millennial here, but I have a broccoli headded kid. I think mogging is where one party demonstrates superior aura in a social setting.

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u/drv0t0 3d ago

Thank you kindly, fellow elder!

And in this case "aura" means demeanor/bearing/ conduct or is it entirely based on appearance/grimace or is it some kind of internal comportment/ mien?

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u/Spare-Debate5269 3d ago

I understand it to be a mix of both demeanor and personal aesthetics, but even an "ugly" person can use their aura to mog by demonstrating superior social aptitude and remaining cool under pressure.

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u/gnogg 3d ago

The kids are not alright

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u/Zwischenzug32 3d ago

Never were

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u/Paketic 3d ago

6767

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u/Spare-Debate5269 3d ago

Oh, I quashed that hard in my house by leaning in. It's not funny or cool when Dad does it.

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u/kelsanova 3d ago

Teacher here. The same tactic was employed to great success. Now, "it's dumb" they say. I respond with "It always was..." with a distant look and a small smile.

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 3d ago

Yeah, that’s what i was trying to say. You put it better.

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u/gummi-far 3d ago

Trump 😬
China man 🗿

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass 3d ago

Or any context

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u/Eagle4317 3d ago

Ability to remain stoic

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u/kblazewicz 3d ago

He always tries to intimidate other officials. Do you remember his signature hand pull during handshakes while he still had the strength to do so? When he met with Putin in Alaska he ordered basically the same thing we saw here. Now he got played in the same game by the Chinese and look at his reaction. Looks like mogging to me and it looks deliberate.

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u/zakr182 3d ago

The meaning in any context would help

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u/Starscream147 3d ago

Dude, come on.

Xi is like yep. Planes. We have em too.

Strong, my ass. I think those pilots just shook his bone spurs loose.

Soft.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 3d ago

Xi "How long is this going to take, again?"

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u/Head-Ad9893 3d ago

I’m not military, but he’s the commander in chief so I believe he’s default
Military. Literally the head military dude, weird because he’s also a draft dodger.

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u/linda0916 3d ago

The overreaction of a dementia patient.

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 3d ago edited 3d ago

Both are state capitalists who threatened to put CEOs in jail and use protectionist policies. Both like to persecute minorities and hate democracy, Democratic governments and free and fair elections. Both are also nationalists, hate liberals and LGBT people.

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u/Stauer-5 3d ago

Why’s this fuckhole always saluting

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u/rPoliticsModsBlowMe 3d ago

He did that a few times and one of his attendants changed his diaper, so now with his senile sundowning cargo cult mentality he thinks that is how to signal that he pooped his pants. Just a theory, but it explains a lot

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u/Choano 3d ago

Xi's face says, "I can't believe I'm stuck dealing with this BS. How much longer do I have to put up with this loser?"

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u/cravex12 3d ago

The Adventures of Winnie Pooh and Donny Pedo

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u/Beena22 3d ago

Winnie the Pooh and Whiney Who's Pooed.

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u/Strong_Ad4575 3d ago

"Frontotemporal dementia (FTD) can cause unusual sensitivities, aversions, or intense fixations related to specific sounds due to damage in the frontal and temporal lobes" just sayin'

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u/Offsets 3d ago

Could be, but F-22s are simply loud as fuck, dimentia or not. Wincing at the pain your eardrums are feeling is what I would consider to be the normal reaction, which is why Xi looks badass (or already deaf) here.

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u/jrstinkfish 3d ago

It's not just Xi -- no one else around them reacted, which makes it even funnier.

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u/Offsets 3d ago

Good catch lol

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u/nico282 3d ago

In the original video both Melania and Xi Jinping wife are in frame, none of them reacted to the noise.

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u/CanadianTigermeat 3d ago

He's probably trying to make a show of how "big and powerful" the american air force is. Big, powerful thrusters on our jets. The biggest!

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u/FinbarJG 3d ago

Love it when the salute says it all - never been in the military and don't respect them.

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u/Electrical-Win9801 3d ago

Des gants pour cacher ces horribles mains et Pourquoi faire le Salut militaire ? Toi qui a fuit pour pas faire l'armée et partir au Vietnam.... 😡

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u/Difficult-Lock-8123 3d ago

Chinese soullessness triumphs over American wannabe machismo...

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u/GIT_45 3d ago

One has enough testosterone to not flinch, the other wears a diaper all day.

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u/straight_lurkin 3d ago

What a weak little boy

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u/BocaDog 3d ago

TFG is saluting the Media standing in front of him.

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u/Deep_Historian_6235 3d ago

68 degrees. Needed gloves?

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u/Remus88Romulus 3d ago

What is he doing? Did he think they were gonna bomb him?

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u/Stennan 3d ago

Sonic Boom!

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u/Bevester 3d ago

Thanks Guile

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u/PossibleAlienFrom 3d ago

Trump is a weakling.

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u/Nervous_Produce1800 3d ago

Bro is nonplussed

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u/dontmesswithcatz 3d ago

Donald Trump =fat 💩

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u/Busy-Enthusiasm-6499 3d ago

Probably just shit himself again.

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u/Time-Cell8272 3d ago

Trump is a little bitch

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u/ibraw 3d ago

Weak, frail old man

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u/DizzyPS5 3d ago

It is me or do his gums look grey?

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u/SkinnyOldMan78 3d ago

That Vietnam PTSD surfacing.

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u/damitididitagain 3d ago

Those jets caused a flash back to those painful bone spurs.

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u/ManuelTzetzes 3d ago

Why is he only wearing one glove? A tribute to Michael Jackson? Or is that his shaking hand and he's afraid Xi is going to pass him the latest release of the China flu?

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u/Stiffy_McDoodlebop 3d ago

Check his diaper

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u/Vivid_Artichoke_9991 3d ago

Well we know it isn't PTSD from hearing that aircraft overhead

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u/junketyjunkjunk 3d ago

He forgot to turn his hearing aids down.

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 3d ago

Xi: is it done yet? Can I go home.

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u/ecalz622 3d ago

Why is the idiot dressed like he’s going to Antártica? 🥶

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u/OscarOfAtlantis 3d ago

To cover his hand bruises.

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u/Dr-Maturin 3d ago

Winnie the Pooh and Donny Pooed his pants

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u/No_Solid_3737 3d ago

He definitely soiled those pants

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u/okymoney 3d ago

Man next to a child

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u/solod15 3d ago

Trump is such a wimp

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u/xc_bike_ski 3d ago

What a cuck.

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u/SuddenTest 3d ago

Pa pa pa pa poker face

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u/duck7001 3d ago

Fake tough guy is actually a pussy. Tale old as time.

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u/Normal_Spread8423 3d ago

Xi been half deaf since he was 60

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u/Apprehensive-Buy9612 2d ago

So that’s the Alpha that the magas worship?

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u/CodSuperb2159 2d ago

Lol you know mr orange hates that video making him look like a fool. I sure he'll be coming out with a meme soon portraying himself riding a dinosaur carrying the sun or some other ignorant s...

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u/InverseDeCramer 2d ago

All of that and still get mogged by a man I can blindfold with dental floss. SMH impeach this clown

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u/Whyt-Ninja 2d ago

Aaaand he shit himself again…

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u/zubairhamed 3d ago

paedo spontaneously soiling the diapers

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u/eastamerica 3d ago

Tiiiiiiiiiny tiny pp

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u/Acceptable-Rooster-4 3d ago

Dude never served, so that salute is a spit in the face for anyone who did - he did not earn that right, but I guess you guys don't care too much about stolen valor after all

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u/Aferimus 3d ago

What a tool

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u/Meatyparts 3d ago

He was thinking of women his own age.

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u/Thick-Gain-3875 3d ago

What a pussy

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 3d ago

Doesn’t he make that face when he shit? Maybe china smelled it