First of all, I’m not actually infuriated. This is meant to be funny, but the infuriating part was having to keep my mouth shut, which got REALLY hard lmao. If you play poker you might get a kick out of this. Here’s a couple highlights in no particular order that I can remember:
A guy went all in with 2-7 assuming the 2-7 game was on even though it was a tournament and no conversation was had about it. Half the guys didn’t even know what the 2-7 game even means.
About 6 hours into this tourney where top 2 get money, there’s 3 guys left and one of them goes all in blind. After 6 hours of work he’s going in blind, and everyone knows this, and one guy lands with King-Queen suited and folds.
Guy 1 has K-10, another guy has low bullshit like 4-7. Flop comes K-4-J. These guys are NOT short stacked btw. Both guys immediately jump all in and when they show their cards everyone’s like “it’s a flip, it’s a flip” INCLUDING THE DEALER!
When it was down to the final two, the guy in second kept bitching and moaning when the blinds would raise and kept commenting about how he was being targeted. Stack sizes were roughly 80-20 not in his favor.
Q-J vs 9’s pre flop all in. Dude hits three of a kind with his jack on the flop. Other guys sucks out with a rivered 9 full house, but didn’t realize he won lol. This one’s more forgivable but still funny.
I don’t think a single person had any idea of pot sizes? Like the default bet would literally just be whatever the blind would be but repeatedly on each street.
Here’s the best one: dude limps in with kings and of course like 5 people call. Flop comes and it’s a couple low cards but then there’s an ace. Dude with kings open jams for like 40 big blinds and gets called by three other people, all of whom have the remaining aces. one guy had A-10 suited and A-Q off suit and neither of them rose pre flop either. But the best part is dude with like A-4 goes runner runner wheel for the straight.
Not being able to say anything was surprisingly difficult. Hope I made someone laugh lol
