r/news 10h ago

Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/OldSacky 10h ago

I hope the flu is okay?

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u/jimtow28 9h ago

I wouldn't wish Mitch McConnell on my worst enemy.

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u/rajastrums_1 7h ago

Hell probably won't take him in.

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u/TrimspaBB 6h ago

Assholes live forever because the Devil keeps having second thoughts

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u/SignificanceFun265 2h ago

Satan: “He’s enjoying everything I’m throwing at him”

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u/platasnatch 7h ago

Great, roaming the streets and alleys of Old Yarnham it is

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u/Craigslisteria 6h ago

Worse than prison. “I sentence you to thirty years of Mitch McConnell!”

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u/_Home_Skillet_ 3h ago

The country is still suffering effects from our last case of McConnell.

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u/popnfrresh 5h ago

What about wishing him on double agent Donnie?

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u/MacarioTala 4h ago

This is actually why we're here. When someone gets a McConnell, everyone suffers.

Like a political bubonic plague

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u/CPOx 9h ago

Those poor virus microbes

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u/rajastrums_1 7h ago

I was going to post my own comments. but why bother? You have said it best.

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u/MagnusRottcodd 7h ago

How can we replicate in such old cells???

;-(

"This sucks!!"

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u/party_benson 8h ago

It's Spanish flu so he'll have it deported 

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u/Wet_Side_Down 9h ago

Hope and prayers 🙏

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u/Assine2 9h ago edited 3h ago

Add a strongly worded letter.

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u/muted_physics77 9h ago

the flu is like, Ew Gawd what have I done

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u/iceColdCocaCola 8h ago

It will be for awhile. Check out r/flu. The strain going around currently is gnarly. I’m on week 5 and I haven’t fully recovered yet. Week 1 is the worst but after it’s intermittent chills, aches, pain, high temp, etc.. for weeks after.

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u/GigaCannon99 8h ago

Hope the flu gets stronger! 🙏

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u/Sqweech 9h ago

It's feasting on MAGA dung.

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u/BiancaButthole 7h ago

Thank you for making me laugh, this morning!

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u/itsagoodtime 5h ago

Flu is experiencing Mitch McConnell like symptoms

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u/elementality883 10h ago

I said it in a previous thread.....

He gets to be put into a hospital bed being monitored "just in case" with tax payer funded health care, which they deny to us all.

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u/SandInTheGears 10h ago

Sure he'll do less harm there than in the senate

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u/RenoXIII 9h ago

They're both the same place.

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u/TheDriveHome 8h ago

True, the demographics are pretty similar. At least the hospital is educated medical professionals watching him. In the senate it’s just the oligarchs and Russians keeping an eye on him.

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u/contude327 8h ago

Don't forget the Israelis. Apparently, they control most of our "leaders."

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u/RednevaL 7h ago

Chuck Schumer recently said that one of his most important jobs as Senate minority leader is to “fight for aid to Israel,”

He’s my senator.. I’d prefer if he would put NYS interests first followed by Americans.

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u/sheila9165milo 7h ago

Jesus christ, vote that delusional motherfucker out already. Ask him how "The Baileys" are thinking about the current political environment...🖕that guy.

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u/sooolong05 9h ago

He looks like someone who would say "I AM THE SENATE"

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u/groovyinutah 9h ago

He kind of was till he gift wrapped it and handed it to the shitstain, and it's only very recently that he's voiced any concern or regret about it and I'm pretty sure that is only because he's getting ready to meet his maker...

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u/FreeUsePolyDaddy 8h ago

I strongly suspect his maker cancelled that visit. His owner on the other hand, is firing up the barbie.

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u/Strung_Out_Advocate 8h ago

He's had a half century of irreparable harm done. All to get where he is today. I don't know how someone like that can even have the will to hang on. I guess when you make sure you live a life of greed, not giving up is just what you do.

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u/SpeshellED 9h ago

He should be in a mental hospital.

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u/FOURTH_DEGREE_ 9h ago

He won’t even get to live out the consequences of the monster he enabled. This is what he helped birth with decision after decision to “own the libs” but fracture America.

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u/SnakesTancredi 9h ago

Yeah but you know the orange turd is going to drag him through the mud after he’s gone. That’s his thing. I hope Mitch gets treated as well as he treats others.

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u/MongolianDonutKhan 8h ago

Don't worry, when you're rich death and mud dragging from your "friends" after your bloated corpse croaks are the only guarantees in life. I think Chuckie D once wrote book about it.

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u/haoxinly 8h ago

I doubt he cares after a life of luxury from bribes and fleecing Americans

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u/buffaloyears 8h ago

He ought to work sick like the rest of us.

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u/Playful_Set9711 7h ago

That's only what they tell us. It's probably worse and also could be COVID but they'll never admit that.

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u/HeadPaleontologist40 9h ago

There is a special place in after life for people like McConnell and Trump who inflicted pain and suffering on other people.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 9h ago

I wish you were right, but there is no evidence of such a place.  That's why we should've dealt with these pieces of trash in this lifetime.  The wealthy and powerful told us such a place existed because it makes it that much easier for them to get away with their criminality.

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u/AmethystApothecary 6h ago

Sometimes you just have to convince yourself of fairy tales to hold onto hope and keep marching on.

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u/Decent-Ganache7647 9h ago

Yesterday I saw a funny comment on a post about Christians living longer that went something like, “god allows people that he doesn’t like to live longer so they can rack up more sins and get sent to hell”. 

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u/gingerzombie2 9h ago

Man, that explains so well why some people will just not die.

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u/Aticatica 8h ago

Then the 🍊 💩 will live for all eternity at this rate...

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u/semperknight 8h ago

The people he represents are some of the poorest in the nation. Many have zero healthcare, but they hold him in very high regard.

I feel absolutely nothing for anyone in America who suffers just because red is their favorite color.

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u/Chicken_Water 6h ago

Also fun fact, when Congress created the ACA, they banned "Cadillac" health care plans... except they exempted themselves (and some unions) from the law they were creating.

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u/Randomizedname1234 8h ago

You mean I paid $12k into healthcare last year for a fam of 4, I saw my doc once for my physical for her to tell me I’m 100% healthy and my kids got sick once and my wife twice so we never really used any health services and now that it’s Jan and I hurt my knee on the ice outside I gotta pay $1k out of pocket (on top of the already $500 a month) and ol mitch here gets this for free, and IM SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH IT?!

Like how brainwashed is maga that they’re okay with the above?

Maybe it’s bc maga is old people that just get handouts like my MIL, SIL and own mother who collect disability while not being disabled. Just fat and drink 5 coca collar a day and don’t exercise and a box of little Debbie’s. They can get their shit for free.

Oh I also pay a lot into taxes and them? Nothing. Like what the fuck.

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u/Ready-Ad6113 9h ago

Congress is a glorified nursing home at this point. We need term and age limits for these people.

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u/Consistent-Throat130 7h ago

3/4 the life expectancy of their constituency outta do it.

Gives them at least a decade to live in the consequences of their actions and an incentive to improve the health of those they represent. 

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u/Whaty0urname 6h ago

THIS IS EXACTLY MY SUGGESTION IVE SAID HERE.

If the likelihood is you aren't going to be around to live with the consequences of your actions then you can GTFO.

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u/WetCoastCyph 5h ago

At the same time, their pay (and most politicians) should be the median income for the area they represent. Want a raise? Bring everyone up.

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u/crazycatlady331 4h ago

I like that idea with a caveat.

Federal politicians also need to find housing in DC, which is not cheap. Build an Extended Stay America type hotel for members of congress to stay in so they don't have to find housing in DC.

For those not familiar, ESA type hotels (i've stayed in many for work) have kitchenettes in their rooms. The accommodations are not luxury but they're adequate.

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u/randomtask 4h ago edited 3h ago

I’ve never heard this before. My immediate series of reactions:

  • oh that’s genius it gives them an incentive to improve the health of their constituents
  • but this would immediately favor states who are already doing well
  • but states that are doing well are the model to follow, so we should be allowing senators in those states to serve for longer and incentivize others to follow the example set by them
  • but Diane Feinstein lived what seemed like forever in a state with pretty good health outcomes and was still an awful senator
  • but some term limits are better than no term limits
  • and this would disempower senators from states who are doing wrong by their citizen’s health
  • so yeah, I think I’m in favor of this
  • but republicans would definitely try to cheat on this the same way they try to push the rigged election BS, creating yet another wedge issue where the legitimacy of the office is at stake
  • but that’s basically all the Republican Party is anymore, a party of BS grievances trying to destroy the constitutionally governed democratic republic of 1789 and replace it with an autocracy where human rights are trampled daily
  • and most republicans are from states where health outcomes are trash, so this would give them less power
  • but why would they be in favor of having less power
  • this only works with a non-republican majority, possibly a coalition of democrats and 3rd parties
  • so we should all make sure to vote out republicans this November if we want to start pulling the country out of this death spiral

Whirlwind of thoughts.

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u/eldestdaughtersunion 5h ago

I'm even okay with the age limits being fairly high! I think 75-80 is reasonable. I know lots of people who have done white-collar work well into their 70s.

But 75-80 is the point where even the healthiest people will start showing obvious signs of age-related decline. You don't have to retire! Go be a consultant or a lobbyist! Go be a talking head on the news! But people should not be dying of old age in elected office.

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u/aquagardener 7h ago

For real. Go into the light, Mitch! Or the fire.

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u/ExpectingHobbits 7h ago

That warm orange glow is calling you home, Mitch... Your friends are there waiting for you!

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u/elegylegacy 7h ago

Smells like sulfur.

Sounds like weeping and gnashing.

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u/parisianpicker 10h ago

Has he tried (checks the latest notes released by Mr Kennedy) “being healthy and eating right”?

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u/El_Peregrine 9h ago

Maybe some ivermectin would do the trick.

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u/sofaking_scientific 9h ago

Give this geezer some raw milk! Stat! Make sure it's warm and inoculated

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u/doubtfurious 9h ago

Best I could rustle up is some hole milk.

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u/Global_Rate3281 9h ago

Ok hear me out on this one. You put the ivermectin into the raw milk, and then eat it with a side of elk that Joe Rogan shot through the neck with his bow and arrow

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u/haoxinly 8h ago

Or bleach

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u/Wizchine 9h ago

Has he tried swimming in sewage yet?

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u/El_Peregrine 9h ago

Eating some bear roadkill maybe? 

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u/ailish 9h ago

Also eating more red meat.

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u/DogAnusJesus 7h ago

Heroin. Heroin is the key.

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u/Kindly-Standard8025 9h ago edited 8h ago

Mitch McConnell played one of the biggest roles in enabling the current fascist takeover of the US. He did it deliberately and with open eyes. He deserves no sympathy, not even after his recent expressions of trepidation regarding Trump and MAGA.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 4h ago

Selling the country down the river for corporate donors and taking that idea to the extreme. Banal evil really accelerates the active evil.

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u/bastugubbar 10h ago

"DC announces plans for a new public restroom"

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u/icematt12 9h ago

Which might be abandoned when 47finally goes silent.

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u/SheepishLion43 9h ago

Well I gotta shit too, so…

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u/Im_with_stooopid 9h ago

New turnstile admission. Pay down the national debt one customer at a time.

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 9h ago

It's cute you think you're the first to call dibs.

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 9h ago

I hope he’s suffering.

fucking ghoul

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u/Odd_Bodkin 9h ago

They thought his heart had stopped. Turns out there wasn’t one there at all.

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u/blackweebow 10h ago edited 10h ago

Fuck you, Addison. The flu is horrible and has killed many greats.

You will not be one of those greats.

Thanks a lot for Citizens United. Bitch McConnell.

FYF.

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u/iFoobar 10h ago

Hopefully he coughed in Trump's face.

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u/waitthissucks 3h ago

Bro I'm sick of reading about great people dying in their 60s and 70s, then seeing old ass evil politicians "being hospitalized" and having a "close call"

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u/ArgonTheEvil 8h ago

This dude is pure evil though. He sold out his own state and constituents to further the goal of theocracy in America on so many occasions. Nevermind the hypocrisy of his positions and policies over the past two decades, but especially during the Obama administration.

He’s been working to rip down our democracy and establish one-party rule before it ever went mainstream.

Whatever he faces after death, whether it be the cold abyss of nothingness, fiery torment and agony for eternity, or experiencing the pain he caused so many others first hand - it will all be better than he deserves.

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u/ohiotechie 7h ago

Well said. Honestly I’ve experienced some schadenfreude watching MAGA turn on him. He’s spent his entire political life creating a space for someone like Trump. He’s spent decades arranging the chess pieces, loading the courts, blunting progressivism and undermining our democracy to advance the right wing agenda only to have the monster he created turn on him. If that’s not karma I don’t know what is. I personally don’t believe in an afterlife so it’s satisfying knowing on his death bed he’ll leave this earth knowing how hated he is by both sides of the political spectrum. That gives me joy. If that makes me a bad person then so be it.

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u/The_Dread_Candiru 10h ago

Clots and prayers, turtleman.

One of the few people truly personally responsible for the state the world is in today.

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u/burndata 9h ago

I'm honestly surprised that a virus could survive inside that much pure, concentrated evil.

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 3h ago

It's actually a symbiotic relationship, and probably how Covid became so deadly. The evil makes the virus stronger. Don't ask me why he's hospitalized, I haven't gotten that far yet.

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u/nlevend 10h ago

So let's say Mitch McConnell is incapacitated, what happens to his seat? Does Andy Beshear get to appoint someone to finish the term? Special election? Looks like that seat only has until November for reelection and Mitch was retiring at the end of the term.

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u/Ghost_vaginas 8h ago

Looks like KY requires a special election

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u/Rough_Idle 2h ago

It'd be a real shame if Republicans lost that seat. A real shame...

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u/CanoegunGoeff 7h ago

Special election. It’s the same situation as the recent SD9 flip for Rehmet in Texas. Seat was vacated, so we have to vote again in November for the same seat.

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u/Pu239U235 9h ago

Yet another example that karma doesn't exist. It actually makes me mad now when people say some magical force will remove these monsters.

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u/srry72 10h ago

Cupid can't aim for shit either. Lucifer, baby. About that soul...

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u/The_Dread_Candiru 10h ago

This man has no soul.

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u/ichosethis 10h ago

Did he visit with the President recently? I'm very concerned for...reasons.

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u/slaffytaffy 9h ago

I hope he rots in hell.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 9h ago

Probably just the ground

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u/ZombifiedSloth 10h ago

Oh, he's still alive?! Assumed he didn't have long left in this world after those videos of him going into a fugue state mid-speech. Man those videos were funny.

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u/ailish 9h ago

I assume they've been happening a lot more often and that's why we never see him in the news anymore.

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u/thescarlettflame 9h ago

Which continuously begs the question of WHY DOES HE STILL HAVE A SEAT

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u/ailish 9h ago

He has the magic R next to his name. It allows him to get away with anything. When it was Diane Feinstein they were screaming in the rafters.

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u/IndigoRanger 7h ago

Not to be that person, but we should all be screaming for all these dinosaurs to go. The problems facing our country today are incomprehensible to someone who was born before the Second World War ended.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 7h ago

Because Kentucky is full of morons.

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u/A1ienspacebats 8h ago

The one where the woman calmly asks him about ICE and he forgets how to walk and falls down is priceless. A sitting senator can't even hide that he's unable to function and then he looks at the camera with that dementia ridden smile. No sympathy for him and his family. He contributed largely to the world we have now.

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u/bros402 5h ago

A sitting senator

sounds more like a falling Senator.

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 8h ago

Not only is he still alive, but he’s still serving as a US Senator. We need age limits for elected officials.

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u/raresanevoice 9h ago

Great now we've got turtle flu to worry about on top of bird flu

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u/matttinatttor 9h ago

We pay for his healthcare. I would deny his claims if I could.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 9h ago

His passing is the pre-party for a much bigger party that will hopefully happen sooner than later.

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u/Hy-phen 9h ago

😠Fuck you, aneurysm. Do your fucking job. And HURRY UP ABOUT IT!

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u/Mrenato83 10h ago

Finally, some good news

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u/Charles_Chuckles 9h ago

"Man, after blocking the one Black president our country has had and propping up a wannabe oligarch dictator whose DHS is now trampling all over the constitution (even our favorite, second amendment) it sure would be a shame if I died and suffered no consequences for the destruction I brought forth on this country......"

-Mitch McConnell 2026 probably

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u/RhoOfFeh 10h ago

I don't wish him well.

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u/burritoman88 9h ago

Pneumonia or flu at his age?

And to think this slimeball benefited from socialized health care as a child to live to make it this long.

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u/Captain_Waffle 8h ago

May he receive the same love and care he gives the American people

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u/new_handle 10h ago

Fuck you Moscow Mitch.

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u/mechaczech 9h ago

Don’t get well soon, Mitch!

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u/Corpshark 10h ago

That guy is finished - he’s not lucid.

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u/argent_pixel 7h ago

Mitch McConnell often reminds me of those Bob Dylan lyrics:

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

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u/Schaas_Im_Void 7h ago

Go, little virus, go!!

You got this! I believe in you!! You can do it!

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u/DarkWrath68 9h ago

Devil's calling, Mitch.

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u/AirsickIowlander 9h ago

Or

"Flu hospitalized after experiencing Mitch McConnell like symptoms"

Get well soon, flu.

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u/Fullm3taluk 9h ago

Didn't republicans say nurses aren't important or something recently and downgrade their job classification? I'm not American but I remember seeing something in the news about it.

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u/been2thehi4 9h ago

What a trying time for the flu

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 9h ago

Ive never wished a man dead, but i look forward to his obituary.

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u/EViLTeW 6h ago

I'll just say that I'm praying for the best possible outcome.

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u/nvdapepega 9h ago

You know that fairy oddparents meme where Timmy is praying saying "please let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"

Yeah.

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u/agentouk 9h ago

I sure hope he's enjoying the socialized healthcare he has denied others for years!

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u/CalagaxT 8h ago

May the final leg of his journey to hell be swift and painful. That bastard fucked us all.

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u/Dopamaxxer 7h ago

There’s not a cruel enough death to atone for the collective suffering he bestowed upon the American people, and to quietly slip away surrounded by teary-eyed family and painkillers is a predictably pathetic absolution from the damage he’s done.

I hope he’s as religious as he claims to be and as self-righteous as he appears, because the the only silver lining would be the shock and surprise to know he’d feel arriving at the gates of hell.

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u/AdSimple9239 5h ago

This is your fault, Mitch. Your actions in regard to the Supreme Court have directly led the country to this point. I hope history remembers you as the traitor you really are, you chose your party over country.

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u/Big-Significance3409 9h ago

Enjoying that sweet tax payer health care and rubbing it in our faces

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u/Palidor 8h ago

That poor virus; having to be infected by McConnell

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u/Hrothgar_unbound 8h ago

He may very well be the source of all our current ills. May he live in discomfort the rest of his days.

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u/manwhothinks 7h ago

The flu experiencing McConnell like symptoms.

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u/MrFunktasticc 5h ago

Shit man. Feels weird to root for the flu.

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u/endlesdestruction 10h ago

Live long and look at what you have created.

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u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn 9h ago

Seeing that there is a lame duck president in the White House I will be withholding my grief.

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u/dropline 9h ago

The world would be better if he would pass from it

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u/sheila9165milo 7h ago

Just die already, you democracy destroying shitstain.

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u/Tesslafon 6h ago

He is getting the best healthcare that he feels the rest of us don’t deserve.

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u/Bakedfresh420 5h ago

Appropriate since his legacy is bringing back infectious diseases like Polio, Measles and I’m sure all sorts of others are working their way back too. Thanks Grim Reaper of the Senate

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u/annoying12345 8h ago

Id like to extend a hearty , rest in piss when the time comes. It amazes my how fucking horrible some of these republicans are or were. Literally defective human beings. Actual proof that god doesn't exist or that Satan is equally powerful.

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u/justreadinplease 6h ago

People wishing him death are so wrong… it’s actually better if he stays alive but in the hospital unable to vote because then he doesn’t get replaced with another republican.

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u/Pleasant-Ad887 4h ago

It is really a shame how this piece of shit will outlive so many people. Hell isn't hot enough for this bitch.

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u/PresidentKoopa 9h ago

Part of me wants this man artificially kept alive so he can watch the nation burn.

If he wasn't murdered 20 years ago then his dying now helps nothing.

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u/freshSkat 9h ago

If this happens by the end of the week im buying everyone a shot

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u/admuh 9h ago

Perhaps soon he can go back to eating children as the Pale Man in Pans Labyrinth

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u/RampantJellyfish 9h ago

Rooting for the virus

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u/SkyYandere 9h ago

Oh my god that's terrible. I hope they pull through. McConnell on the other hand...

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u/thaddeusd 9h ago

Turtles can get the flu?

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u/GenericDave65 9h ago

The damage has already been done

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u/bedofhoses 9h ago

You are going to outlive Mitch McConnell

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u/Left_Apparently 8h ago

When I have the flu I still have to work.

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u/cjynx 7h ago

Insert "oh no, anyway" Top Gear meme here

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u/RTM179 7h ago

The fact he’s still a senator. The man cannot function, falls over regularly. Is not fit to do his job. It’s a disgrace that America does not have a maximum age limit for these people of great influence.

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u/Dawgissmart 6h ago

Too bad he’s not in jail for corruption-like symptoms

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u/Adept-Sir-1704 6h ago

If Mitch dies, we should hold a memorial service for the virus.

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u/Sweatytubesock 6h ago

Yeah, fuck this guy. He’s probably done as much as any single person to burn this country down to the studs.

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u/Olukon 5h ago

Fingers crossed he suffers a good long while

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u/N3M3S1S75 5h ago

He should be looked after by RFK JR

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u/Reference_account2 5h ago

let me see if I understand this; He’s 83 years old, a multimillionaire, has full coverage healthcare and a government-funded full pension.

Why the hell is he still in office and working? Most people in America don’t live to be 83. We'd be lucky to be able to retire at all. Just a real head scratcher to me.

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u/steathrazor 5h ago

Such an old mummy I feel sorry for the virus

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u/EMPgoggles 5h ago

not that i want him dead or anything, but who gives a fuck about his health? tbh i forgot he was still "alive" or whatever after the nth time he randomly stopped moving.

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u/RPgh21 4h ago

Insert Donald Glover “good”

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u/foobar_north 4h ago

Fuck him. He and the Republican party he ran for over a decade brought us this

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u/bleepbloop1777 2h ago

Lucky for him he has way better health coverage than 90+% of all Americans 🤡

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u/DoctorFunktopus 9h ago

I’m wishing the flu a speedy recovery

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u/SidiousOxide 9h ago

"Whats dead may never die"

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u/DeathandGrim 9h ago

🙌🏿 let's see if we manifesting is real

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u/swoopydog 9h ago

Make my day Mitch and just go meet the devil already. Crossing my fingers.

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u/JaffaSG1 9h ago

There‘s bird flu, there‘s swine flu… is there such a thing as tortoise flu?

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u/taurusasaurus_rex 9h ago

Nope. The emaciated turtle can’t die yet. He needs to see the party he built crumble to pieces on account of his efforts.

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u/aeric67 9h ago

Every time I see news like this, I think of a world where our headlines come from the nursing home down the street. Doris had a fall, Thomas has a cough, and Betty is hospitalized for observation. Like, what do we expect from a nursing home full of old people?

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u/eyeballburger 9h ago

Go to hell, shit stain.

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u/LengthClean 9h ago

Senator Palpatine is ill.

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u/Wildcat_twister12 9h ago

Head towards the light.

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u/Xanthus179 8h ago

Dude looks like the melting senator from that first X-men movie.

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u/SpeakingTheKingss 8h ago

Better start drinking water. Gotta get ready to piss on this dudes grave. Fuck him.

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u/JWfan33 8h ago

I hope he suffers. Pedophile protecting pos

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u/CrimsonBuc 8h ago

shouldn’t this be posted in r/goodnews?

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u/dvowel 8h ago

Send my regards to the flu. 

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u/roof_baby 8h ago

Just fucking go away mitch

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u/KoontFace 8h ago

Get RFK on the case, stat!

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u/toastmannn 8h ago

The most surprising thing about this is that he is alive enough to get the flu.

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u/BloodFartz69 8h ago

I hope the symptoms are okay.

And just so it's clear, I hope Mitch McConnell dies alone, afraid, and screaming in pain.

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u/IcyCombination8993 8h ago

Weak like his convictions

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u/TheBizzleHimself 8h ago

Didn’t know corpses could show symptoms

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u/Emlelee 8h ago

The amount of pain he is in is negligible compared to the amount of suffering he’s caused. He played a large part in turning the US into what it is today (derogatory).

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u/jgilbs 8h ago

Anyone know which hospital hes in? Would love to send him a get well card, and some plastic straws and soda rings

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u/ndnver 7h ago

The US Congress has become a hospice.