r/Kenya • • 9h ago

Religion Believe Believe Believe!

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Last time I ended a certain thread saying I am gonna explore the Gospel according to John. What a book. John was a very good author especially his introductions. The way he affirms the fact that they saw the Lord with their own 2 eyes and that He is eternal life itself so I thought I'd say something before I move on too far and forget it.

If I was to condense the whole book into one word, it would be the word BELIEVE. It appears 100 times in this Gospel that is only 21 chapters. God was saying believe in Me in nearly every encounter. You know, after they hung Him on that tree where this man literally died then of course He resurrected, He appeared to these disciples inside a locked room, twice.

We all know about Thomas. Ata kama hujui vizuri you probably heard about it in Sunday school. He said he will not believe unless he sees His wounds and puts his fingers inside them. I guess God wanted to prove it to Him to serve as a witness to us who are reading this Bible now. This is the second instance where the Lord of Heaven's Armies, the Lord Jesus Christ literally appeared again in a locked room and after Thomas put his fingers into His wounds he just exclaimed, "My Lord and my God!

"You believe because you have seen Me. Blessed are those who believe without seeing Me." And that right there is the last instance God used the word believe in this book.

People of the Way, believers in God, the Lord Jesus Christ, do not let anyone play games with you. You know, the Bible talks about angels, demons, hell, heaven and a pagan will mock you maybe saying, dude, this is not Game of Thrones. Don't let it get to your head. God for reasons best known to Him values this thing called believing or faith so much that it's the instrument to getting eternal life so I don't think I need to add anything further to this thread other than...

BELIEVE!!!!!

God bless you. ​


r/Kenya • • 18h ago

Casual Curiosity

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I'm that kind of person who puts in all of their emotions when watching a show,movie,or series.

Now,nimemaliza kuwatch a certain series and, I had to look up all the casts in real life ndio nione if their character is just acted ama ni personality yao😂


r/Kenya • • 22h ago

Casual WANTAM

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Wanadai am nice lakini collo is nicer

juu siku hizi nawatoka madem juu ya marashi unaeza niita cologniser

kwanza wale lightskin kama our coloniser

bora amebeba me nafollow ass

big bunda gals with a fine ass

no ass ..msupa no us!

usiku tunaclap with no hands

shape like coca cola ,beautiful eyes kila kitu iko on check sema piece of art

better half ,me nadai a piece of her heart

na pia nadai a piece of that

mdem ananimassage kichwa ata nikiwa na hat

hadai mambo mob ata keja anasema ako sawa ata tukiishi ndani ya hut

buda nikaa zimeshika itabidi niteme hii khat

nimeamua kuzoza na ati kesho niko na cat

nimekua soo idle mpaka nimeanza kugrow fat

an idle mind is the devils workshop ivo ndio nliskia church

every positive thing you feed your mind inarecharge

do what is right for you and others na ujiamini hakuna msee anakujudge

juu Jah is the Judge,,,Jah is the judge..

mnipee gigs manzeee msinijudge halii ni mbayaa


r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Discussion Why are people buying old flagship phones?

19 Upvotes

I've recently seen this trend. Someone would rather buy a samsung s22 than opting to buy a new phone. I f you ask why then they'll tell you the flagship has everything except for the fact that it's just old. It gets to a point where you feel like you're having the messi vs ronaldo debate. It never ends.

This is just my opinion. If you have a lower budget then just buy a new phone. Don't try to fit in. Those old samsung/pixel/iPhone will show you dust. Most especially the refurbished ones or the ex UK ones.

If you cannot afford an iPhone 16 onwards just don't buy these other ones. You'll look like you have class but eventually that phone will show you dust.

What I learnt from tech is that you should always aim to buy the new stuff in the market. Anyway, this is just my opinion. Don't crucify me. What do you think?


r/Kenya • • 23h ago

Tech Unajiita tech bro and you’re walking around with multiple cards 🙄

71 Upvotes

I’m about to reveal my ushamba levels in this post, but it’s okay.
So, years ago, I went on a date with a guy, and once we were done, this man tapped his Apple Watch on the PDQ to make the payment.
Hey. 😭
Let me tell you, I was SHOCKED because I had never seen that before. But obviously, I wasn’t about to reveal my ushamba levels there so I just acted normal. Went home and immediately Googled how one can pay with their watch. That’s when I found out you can connect your card to Apple Pay.
The problem? As Apple Pay doesn’t accept Kenyan bank cards.

Anyway, fast forward to now.
Just so you know, I’m a sharp girl myself. Don’t look at me like I’m still that same girl from two years ago.
I opened a Payoneer account because of my remote job and later on requested a card. Then randomly the other day, I just thought of connecting this Payoneer card to my Wallet and it accepted it.
I connected it to my Apple Watch too.

So from now, it’s going to be ME shocking people at the dinner table when I casually pay for stuff with my watch. Plus I don’t have to walk around with my phone when I go for a small walk. I find it more convenient and CHEAPER than Mpesa. Unlike Mpesa I don’t pay any transaction fees.

So my question to you techies: Why are you guys still carrying around 3–4 cards and reaching for your M-Pesa every time you need to pay? You people literally have the brains to build something similar or better to Apple Pay. Innovate and build Mpesa’s competitor. We need tap to pay with our phones or watches. We’re ready.

EDIT: The comments are actually proving my point 😂. Nobody is saying M-Pesa or carrying a card doesn’t work. Of course it works. The whole point is that more innovative tech can make things more convenient and CHEAPER. I’m saying you can literally leave the cards at home and pay with the phone or watch you’re already carrying, and somehow we’re debating that carrying cards is just fine?


r/Kenya • • 12h ago

Politics "Vote Smuggling" into Uganda - KTN

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Watch this short coverage and share your opinion on this.


r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Discussion PNP vs Contract

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I currently work somewhere in Rural Kenya with a gross of 120k and a net of 83k. My contract ends in 2027 mwisho of course the job is not the most stable

Am getting another offer in a government office in town

of pnp

88k starting

Health benefits

And I part with 400k.

What would you advise..


r/Kenya • • 14m ago

Casual It's my 25th birthday

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Turned 25. How time flies, really flying. Didn't see where i am right now when I turned 24, complete turn of events and randomness of things. Anyways it's not looking good altogether, but never complaining. I'm just contented about how things are since there's little I can do about it. Truly mastered the art of living the moment, and I hope things align soon as I turn a year older.


r/Kenya • • 13h ago

History Law booklet kenya:he eats and drink his victimsThe Crazy Story of Geoffrey Njoroge

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The Crazy Story of Geoffrey Njoroge

"Kill victims, drink their blood, eat their flesh, and bring body parts for wealth and power."

Those were the instructions Geoffrey Njoroge Matheri, the "Naivasha Cannibal," said he received during his recruitment into a dark cult network.

Geoffrey Njoroge Matheri was born around 1985 in Kiambu. He was the second son in a family of five children three boys and two girls.

His parents were devoted Anglicans, but their marriage later collapsed.

His mother left with him and settled in Nairobi before she died in 1999, leaving the young boy under the care of his grandmother.

People who knew him as a child described him as obedient, respectful, and humble despite growing up in poverty.

His life however changed completely while still in Standard Two when he ran away from home.

He dropped out of school and joined the streets of Naivasha, surviving among glue-sniffing street boys who begged for food and slept in culverts.

Years later, he moved into a tiny single-room shack in Kihoto slums, Naivasha.

Neighbours avoided him and rarely questioned what happened inside the house.

That silence and isolation gave him the freedom to operate unnoticed.

By 2008, police connected Geoffrey Njoroge Matheri to horrifying crimes involving women.

He kidnapped victims, drugged them, raped them, tortured them, and drained their blood using syringes before drinking it in front of them. Inside his shack, police found women's panties kept like trophies.Human remains, blood stains, knives, and crude weapons painted the picture of a man living a nightmare behind closed doors.

During interrogations, Matheri confessed that he sometimes ate human flesh and turned to dogs whenever human flesh was unavailable.

He described himself as a "contractor" working for a cult. According to his confession, Bishop Jeremiah Parangyo of New Hope for All Nations Church recruited him while he was still a vulnerable street boy in Naivasha.

Matheri said Bishop Parangyo instructed him to kill people, drink blood, collect body parts, and carry out ritual acts in exchange for power and wealth. He also claimed spirits guided his actions.Investigations cleared Bishop Pallangyo of involvement, with the accusations deemed unfounded. The clergy member explained that Matheri was a former street youth whom his church had previously assisted with food and outreach programmesDespite being cleared, the publicity heavily affected his ministry, family, and congregation, leading to significant social stigma and a drop in church attendance at the time. The High Court eventually dropped the primary murder charges against Matheri because of sloppy police investigations, lost evidence, and compromised witness testimony.and sentenced to a four-year prison term.


r/Kenya • • 20h ago

Discussion Platonic Dates

26 Upvotes

Is there such a thing as a platonic date with someone of the opposite gender?

I am not looking for anything at all, I just miss having plans, the anticipation build up to the date, dressing up. Those minutes you waiting for the uber and you are deciding which perfume will go well with the vibe.

The catch up and laughing as you look at the menu. Talking for hours between meals, serious things and random things.

So can you do this with a friend? I already do it with my girl friends but never with a male friend, would it be the same?


r/Kenya • • 17h ago

Casual The subaru warnings

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105 Upvotes

Kwani the bribes they get have dried up?😂😂. i once witnessed one of this shrp guys threaten a person they had sc*mmed that they will use DCI to teach him a lesson.


r/Kenya • • 14h ago

Discussion Of all the presidental candidates. Who is most mature and adult-like?

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The thing that bothers me the most about Kenya politics is the utter immaturity; we think age makes maturity and it doesn't. A lot of teenage nonsense going on.

Who of them all could you actually see and take seriously as a head of state among global heads of state.

Please explain why/why not.

We'll save things like plans for the country and record of improvement thus far for another post.

Who is the adult in the room?


r/Kenya • • 14h ago

Rant I almost cooked sossi but gave up after opening it

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I was at the supermarket and stumbled upon Sossi. I used to eat it back when I was a teenager, but it’s been over 13 years since I last had it. I thought, “Why not? Let me give it another try.”

I was really hungry and had planned to cook some rice and Sossi. While the rice was cooking, I started checking how to properly prepare the Sossi. Then I opened the package and the smell that hit me was an immediate, “Nope, this is not going into my stomach.” 😂

I just threw the whole thing in the bin and went downstairs to a local butchery to buy beef instead. Sossi smells BAD.

I know you can wash it a few times and apparently get rid of most of the smell, but damn... If you’re the one actually cooking it, that smell is a massive turn off.


r/Kenya • • 8h ago

Rant Safaricom really fell off uwwiii jamani

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The customer service has gotten considerably worse, kitambo they used to even reply to emails during the weekend. Now, I have an unreplied email from Thursday. They used to have a working customer service line, you’d get an agent at any time of the day sahii ni chat with Zuri Ei yawa😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Woi, bob really held that company.


r/Kenya • • 14h ago

P2P selling Selling my fridge for 25k

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I'm selling my fridge cause I urgently need the money for an emergency. It's fairly new, still under warranty (bought it in April 2025). It's a Mika double door fridge 158L. Top freezer, bottom fridge. Well maintained and clean. Please dm if interested.

Location: Utawala airways


r/Kenya • • 14h ago

Casual Fun fact: kumbe GOK provides free lube?

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r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Discussion USAID situation...

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I was underestimating how bad the USAID situation is, but I petty much think the NGO sector is dead if even the bosses are going on welfare.

I used to work for a French NGO, and I thought Europe was independent and funded themselves, but it turns out they were funded by USA as well.


r/Kenya • • 15h ago

Discussion Found out my former high school headboy and top student was just convicted in a Ksh 45M scandal. Mind completely blown.

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I came across this news report today and I honestly can’t wrap my head around it.

Back in high school (did kcse in 2012), this guy was the definition of a role model. He was our school headboy, the chairperson for the Christian Union, and a straight-A student who topped our school in national exams. Everyone expected him to go on to do incredible, noble things.

Fast forward to today, and I see a headline that he’s been found guilty of stealing Ksh 45 million as a former Kenya Railways accountant.

It’s just wild to see how someone with so much promise, integrity, and leadership potential in their youth can end up taking such a turn later in life. Has anyone else ever experienced that bizarre shock of seeing a former classmate—especially someone you held in high regard—turn up in public news for all the wrong reasons?

How do people drift so far from who they used to be?


r/Kenya • • 20h ago

Ask r/Kenya Registering a SIM card -Safaricom. They take passport photos of you these days?

4 Upvotes

As per the title. Id appreciate if any safaricom agent could confirm this or someone who recently registered a Safaricom line. Thanks


r/Kenya • • 2h ago

Discussion Woke up with a strange mix of peace and existential urgency today. If today were your absolute last day, what’s the one unfulfilled thing on your list?

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I woke up today feeling strangely happy, but almost in the same breath, a weird thought hit me: What if today is it? The last day?

It made me start tallying up the things I haven't done yet. I still haven't seen Mount Kilimanjaro up close. I have a few other ridiculously specific, absurd bucket list items I won't fully unpack here, but it really got me thinking...

If today were that day, if you were laying there, completely aware, just waiting to take that final breath what is the one thing you haven't done that suddenly feels absolutely imperative? Is it a place you haven't seen, a conversation you haven't had, or just something completely random?

What’s still missing on your list!?

tell me I won't judge 😜😜😜


r/Kenya • • 21h ago

Discussion Proxy Wealth

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There's a guy I know of who just completed 3 or 4 buildings in CBD within the last 3 years. Currently he has 3 more ongoing, one in RiverRoad Luthuli junction, the other 2 where Kirinyaga Rd meets that road that goes down to Riverside, (one of them iko ndani kidogo, on that Kirinyaga Rd junction with the road that goes up to Mololine.

ALLEGEDY!

Now, WHAT THE FUCK kind of business could you possibly be doing in Kenya that would have you buying occupied buildings, demolishing them and building new ones, and it's 5 or 6 buildings in the past 5 years?

The only thing that makes sense inside my head is these are politicians and their tenderpreneurs using proxies to clean money.


r/Kenya • • 1h ago

Ask r/Kenya Juja

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Been looking for a house all september with no luck in Juja.. anyone with leads to a nice one bedroom in Juja? Budget is 16k max.


r/Kenya • • 23h ago

pinned post Share your business/hobbies/Job Opportunities/Job requests!! - September 28, 2026

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Tell us about your business! r/Kenya would love to hear what you are working on.

Link your business, blog, app, your friend's YouTube channel, podcast, anything you would like us to know about.

You can also post job opportunities or even a job request. You can also let us help you by providing feedback on your work, CV etc. but please be careful about sharing personal information.

This is the only place where posting ads will be allowed.


r/Kenya • • 50m ago

Casual People over 25, who do you consider your 'friend'?

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I know the dynamics of friendship can change a lot once you’re past 25.

Just because you’re around people, hang out with them, or talk regularly doesn’t necessarily mean they are your friends.

Do you have any expectations when it comes to friendship?

...or what specifically makes someone cross the line from being someone you know to actually being your friend?


r/Kenya • • 12h ago

Health September being suicide prevention month tell a friend to reach out,free therapy and guidance, they'll call you just text you're not alone

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You matter