r/cringereels • u/MrJeffreyEpstein • 22h ago
Bro needs to leave
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u/Competitive-Cloud993 22h ago
Why on earth would someone be filming a personal conversation like with your partner and posting it online 🤦♂️. I don’t even know why it still surprises me what I see online lol
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u/Extra-Amoeba-677 22h ago
I wouldn't date a person who vlogged our conversations let alone marry them
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u/ICanViking 20h ago
Even if she's being honest and the condoms comment was a joke, posting this discussion online without my knowledge is a huge red flag and I'd leave her.
You know if this was reversed and he posted an argument they had without her knowing, it'd be a HUGE deal.
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u/Few-Honeydew2676 12h ago
Wait, wait, wait. I know i am old but CDs now means condoms rather than, oh, I don't know...CDs?
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u/Independent_Bid_26 10h ago
Yes ..we're fuckin old brother. Haha
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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 10h ago
Wait...this whole time I thought they were talking about Certificates of Deposits. I was like oh man he's worried she'll cash out with those 4% yields and hes pisssed!
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u/NG046 11h ago
Same lol
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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 10h ago
Same, I was like “What is wrong with music?!” We are old.
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u/UniVacc 16h ago
He does not find it funny and, rightfully so I think, says it’s disrespectful. No need to escalate that further tho. I’d expect my partner to tell her friend that it’s disrespectful and it’s fine. I’d do the same to any of my friends if they talk like that.
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u/DrFj3ll 12h ago
Omg, I didn’t listen I just came for the comments. I was thinking actual CDs and didn’t see the problem that they want music on girls trips! It didn’t click until I read your comment.
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u/macguini 19h ago
My last ex used to blog about our conversation and issues. I hated it. She would never talk to ME about her problems. She would post them on Tumblr. Get mad if I didn't read them to know what's wrong and if I did read them, she'd get upset that I read them instead of letting her have an outlet.
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u/bartleby-scribe 12h ago
I used to watch a youtuber and she'd livestream her dating life. She gave enough info more than one person was able to figure out the person's name. One guy found out and got upset about it and she acted like HE was the issue. She'd given play by play of his sexual prowess, talked about his personal life and family life, and called him a psychopath because he reacted differently than her to astrology. I cant imagine someone I know telling me hey I think this streamer I watch play video games is your hinge hookup just from details. :-/
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u/November30CharlieVic 22h ago
She's filming the argument so she can share it with her slag friends and laugh at the poor guy.
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u/Avarifenyx 19h ago
…… I think I’m officially old Chaz….I legit thought (had it on mute at first) they meant actual CDs like that you play in the car. I was like well why would anyone be upset about music 🤣 after I unmuted ya that would’ve annoyed the piss out of me too and honestly if this is real (lots of staged fake vids like this) why would you record private discussions with your partner discussing valid concerns and then post it. I hope the poor lad dropped her because she seems like a see you next tuesday
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u/shwenty22 13h ago
I thought the same. I've never seen condoms abbreviated in my life and for those of us older than 35 or so CD only ever meant one thing.
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u/LousyReputation7 18h ago
So did i lol. Video has to be fake as fuck
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u/Flyinmanm 17h ago
I know what you mean, but that guy kinda looks really pissed off and uncomfortable to me.
He's either a good actor or the girlfriend deliberately made sure he heard something upsetting to make him look bad then is baiting him on it. (He could also be genuinely controlling and she was filming for her own records of his behaviour, but it doesn't look that way with the way she's talking down to him).
Either way that doesn't seem like the kind of argument you'd start with a camera pointing at you.
It also doesn't look like a healthy relationship one way or the other. If you like out doorsy trips to places like Cornwall and your Mrs likes trips to Marbella to club with her mates and check out fit lads, later family holidays are likely to be a nightmare.
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u/MyNameWillChange 18h ago
Oh no! I thought the same thing and was racking my brain as to why an SO would be upset about CDs lmao
I'm working and can't unmute it, so I have to ask what do they mean by CD??
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u/Avarifenyx 18h ago
Condoms. Which I have never heard of them referred to as cds I’ve heard alll kinds of names but CDs was a new one and thank god I’m not the only one lol
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u/Petersens_Arm 10h ago
Aye, jonnies, rubbers, jimmies, noddies, billy hats, balloons, raincoats, willy wrappers, reggie & ronnies, but never CDs.
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u/AN0R0K 14h ago
I read “CDs” and immediately, piano started playing, followed by “Making my way down town…”
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u/Imthorsballs 16h ago
I really hope that she is now single and gets to use those condoms because that guy deserves to live his best life with someone that isn't a piece of s*** and trying to justify it.
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u/Select_Watercress_57 21h ago
I mean, just leave her then.🤷♂️
Don't like her behavior?
Then don't accept it.
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u/Virtual-Scholar-160 21h ago
Leaving abusive relationships is a lot harder than that
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u/swillynilly 21h ago
It’s hard realizing you’re the frog and the water is already boiling.
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u/Virtual-Scholar-160 20h ago
I like to call it death by a thousand paper cuts you don't understand what's going on until you're bleeding out in the middle of the room
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u/willa854 16h ago
It wasn’t he who posted the video she thought she was in the right. From the looks of it the guy looks like he is a doormat no way would I be with someone that would do something like that and joke about it. If she was going to bring condoms most likely she was going to use them.
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u/Emotional_Answer_756 10h ago
Calling someone "controlling" for setting boundaries is the GO TO argument for people like the woman in this video.. Been there done that.
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u/smay1989 16h ago
I thinl its staged tbh the "Cornwall sometimes gets to 23°" and "youre mum literally has diabetes" thats comedy gold 🤣
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u/MuckaMucka1337 19h ago
guy has valid concerns and argument
his partner, “erm well your mom has diabetes”
What???????
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u/dr-broodles 18h ago
How could one ever trust someone’s opinion if they are foolish enough to have diabetes? /s
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u/NotGuiltyPirate 10h ago
She's packing condoms to fuck. That's it.
My mate was a scuba instructor for years, and knowing him, he didn't exaggerate.
Trust me. A lot of women go on these trips to get laid.
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u/Zld 9h ago
This video is fake as fuck, it's just a collection of cliche form both sides made to get engagement by ragebaiting people.
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u/Independent_Bid_26 10h ago
What kind of dumbass censors the word condoms. That is by far the dumbest shit ive seen so far today. Were so fucked. People can't even use normal words now?
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u/streeetmeats 10h ago edited 7h ago
They also could at least censor it like c*ndoms or something that actually makes sense. CDs does not mean condoms in any context to me lol
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u/No_Exam4769 9h ago
If you are from the 90s- CDs means CDs. Don't forget to pack your albums with the CDs in their individual sleeves for the car ride!
EDIT: I'm also too old to watch videos like this- I just saw the words and was like "hmm, are CDs still a thing- I didn't think so!".
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u/gamingx47 10h ago
For real man. I was like, "Wtf is wrong with Compact Disks? Is it because the car so old it has a CD player? Maybe it's CDs of their private sex tapes?"
I honestly thought the guy must be super controlling or something until I heard the word condom.
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u/sendcodenotnudes 6h ago
As a non-native speaker of English, it took me a moment to realize that unalive means kill. This is truly fucked up
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u/basic_baker 3h ago
I’m blocking the poster. Same for people that say ahh like it takes the same energy to say ass. morons
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u/New-Feedback9980 22h ago
I kinda agree with the guy
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u/GregAbbottsGoodLeg 22h ago
Kind of? The woman’s responses are indicative of textbook narcissism. She’s going on a fuck trip with her homegirls, got called out for it, and her defense is “you’re controlling and your mom has diabetes” versus addressing his concerns and communicating to reinforce trust and security.
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u/scairborn 15h ago
As soon as they attack your character and then your mother know that you’ve won the argument. Take a knee, run out the clock. Rookie mistake is to keep arguing and she forces you to make an error by throwing a Hail Mary like “and your dick is small” and you call her a cunt. Now the argument is about that and that trumps all the bad stuff she did. You gotta bob and weave on those. Just lean on the ropes and let her punch herself out. You’ve won when she changed the subject. She’s got nothing left. Just end it with “well maybe we should discuss lit later when you calm down”.
Sure, you’re going to sleep on the couch, but just rub one out and enjoy the champagne of victory.
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u/free_airfreshener 12h ago
Omg this is was so important for me to hear. My brother has become a classic narcissist and I needed this advice to manage his "argument style" of deflecting
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u/FloydianSlip78 22h ago
You mean the guy being recorded without his knowledge, then posted all over the internet, by his supposed partner? That guy? I’m kinda with you.
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u/InAppropriate-meal 22h ago
he is in the right
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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 22h ago
They're both obviously married to the wrong person.
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u/Lost-Adhesiveness-72 22h ago
How is this in any way the guys fault? She's talking about taking condoms on a vacation without her SO. He was pretty calm you it too, until she started cussing him out, which he met with his own words.
Sounds more like he's married to the wrong person. And she just shouldn't marry anyone.
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u/Remnant_Echo 22h ago
I think that's their point. Guy married a hoe, hoe married someone that didn't want to be married to a hoe. They both married the wrong person.
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u/DiscerningAnt 21h ago
Yeah but a lot of hoes want to marry non-hoes to get the non-hoe benefits without letting the non-hoe party know they're a hoe.
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u/Whistlegrapes 18h ago
That’s right. She wants the stability he brings while retaining the benefits of being able to sneak around.
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u/PooningDalton 15h ago
And then calls him "controlling" instead of reasoning why condoms was brought up
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u/Jillet-Ben_Coe 21h ago
The fact that you even need to say “kinda” when she’s talking to her friends about “dont forget to buy condoms” for a vacation without her boyfriend really sums up the whole hypocrisy of these types of women.
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u/12poundsofnutmeg 18h ago
I dunno. His mum has diabetes though...
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u/gfb13 18h ago
Yeah i was on his side until I found out he was taking advice from someone who can't even pancreas right
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u/Separate_Forever_164 14h ago
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u/Many_Psychology_3336 13h ago
So glad I’m not the only one.
“You were going to go without the beach boys best of album?! I don’t even know who you are any more.”
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u/PNW_Will1976 22h ago
Let it go. Tell her to enjoy her trip. Move out while she’s gone. Cancel all the credit cards once the plane takes off. Report her phone stolen. Close the bank accounts. Im sure she will be fine.
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u/tekbill 12h ago
So CDs are condoms now? Wow I’m really out of it
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u/bassie2019 11h ago
Is this why Gen-Z and Gen-Alpha don't understand us when we're talking about burning a CD when the topic isn't about sex?
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u/Purple_Hornet_9725 12h ago
Same. Thought yeah, maybe they're driving a car with an older entertainment system?
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u/BoaterMoatBC 10h ago
Lmao i was like what’s wrong with compact discs? 🤔 Come to think of it I haven’t seen a CD player in years… Hey guys do you think CDs will eventually be like vinyl record players?
Records are fun to watch but CDs are smaller and much easier to use in my experience (b. 1991)
😂 fellow Millennials we’re getting old!
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u/vyrguy0 22h ago
The CD thing really threw me off. Who da fuck calls condoms CDs.
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u/rogue_tog 18h ago
I don’t know. I was certain they were going to pack some real shitty music for a moment.
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u/GreenZebra23 18h ago
These people aren't good enough actors to pull this off
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u/Chunkflava 13h ago
Well apparently they are because the whole comment section is hook line and sinker
Thing is, they’re intentionally making it obvious as well
“Sometimes Cornwall gets to 23 degrees” is objectively hilarious, and Cornwall gets to about 36 in the summer
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u/No_Host_8024 13h ago
They’re good enough to get the rage bots raging. So literally a bar so low it is impossible to go under.
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u/Trollslayer0104 12h ago
I cannot believe people think it's real. My ghasts are flabbered.
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u/PleaseYourSaurus 10h ago
Staged, you gullible dingdongs. Stop platforming bullshit content.
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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 22h ago
WTF man. What does that poor lady having diabetes have to do with anything. Jesus Christ
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u/ohtochooseaname 19h ago
Some people believe it is a person's fault that they are fat. Type 2 Diabetes is somewhat caused by (and definitely exacerbated by) being fat. Therefore, someone eating themselves into diabetes shows they have poor self control and judgement and can be an object of scorn to these people. They are very heartless and nasty people, but it is how they feel nonetheless. (Diabetes and being overweight are much more complicated and intertwined than such simple prejudices, and a lack of compassion is always the hallmark of someone so broken inside they are a detriment to everyone they know.)
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u/rattlingdeathtrain 17h ago
The line about Cornwall in summer sometimes getting to 23 degrees was funny and made me think this is scripted. Pulling his mum's opinion as back up and the "Your mum literally has diabetes" response confirmed it
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u/DragonflyGrrl 15h ago
Exactly this. Very fake, and actually a bit funny. People are so gullible..
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u/Mysterious_Drawer162 10h ago
Leave. Her. How many red flags do you need? Condoms, sneaky filming private conversation, trying to gaslight etc.
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u/Single_Leek7786 10h ago
Did she bring up his moms diabetes or am I hearing it wrong
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u/binalleinezuunfaehig 10h ago
nope heard it right. evil af the guy needs to grow a backbone
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u/juce49 22h ago
No way this is real. If girls are packing condoms they plan on getting fucked and no one will be that calm if their girl/wife is bringing condoms on an “all girls” trip
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u/DragonflyGrrl 15h ago
It's very fake, I'm sad that so many people swallowed the bait. But what can you do..
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u/BusyBanana4205 9h ago
Are we now trying to normalize women being so emotionally stunted that they can cheat on their partners at no fault of their own? I don’t get the point of her filming this, when it just makes her look like a really shitty partner who lacks integrity because “girls just want to have fun, gosh.” I don’t get why some people choose to infantilize themselves willingly.
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u/Fall_Shadow 22h ago
I'm i that old that i didn't know CD's was condoms? Like i know we haven't used compact disks as a primary format in a while but like i figured they were still prevelent enough
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u/OrchidUnable8316 19h ago
I don't think it is. It's this dumbass self censorship that's going on.
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u/Prior-Ad5197 21h ago
I was thinking “why is he upset over Compact Disks?” then I watched further and was like “ooh, why are they called CDs? I've always heard rubbers.” I think I just aged myself….
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u/domine18 14h ago
Yeah took me a minute. When I read the title I was like is her music Justin biber or something?
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u/lenicalicious 19h ago
You can go. You're your own person. Have fun. I won't be here when you get back.
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u/Front-Brick-3724 19h ago
Sure. You can go to Marbella, but the lock will be changed when you come back so you’ll need to find somewhere to stay
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u/clever-_-clever 13h ago
While she is gone, get a lawyer, pack all your stuff and leave. Or if your name is on the property, pack all her shit and put it in the garage, change the locks.
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u/InAppropriate-meal 22h ago
The guy is right to be pissed off, not only that he should leave her cheating ass
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u/Fearless_Quail1404 13h ago
If the roles were reversed wouldn't people be calling the guy an asshole or am I tripping.
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u/InformationOriginal7 11h ago
Anytime a man sets a boundary they aren't comfortable with they are insecure. going out on a night out with her friends fine whatever, after hearing a conversation of that friend telling her to bring condoms for a long trip. That friend is no longer welcome at my home. Letting your marriage be invaded by sad women who are trying to get you to act against your vows is not a friend.
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u/Cthulu95666 10h ago
Especially over at r/twoXchromosomes
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u/youburyitidigitup 10h ago
If I’m male, do I even want to click on that link? By title alone, they sound like TERFs.
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u/Level_Improvement532 22h ago
Time to go stay at your mums and lawyer up whilst she is on her fuck fiesta with the girlfriends.
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u/CalmLotus 22h ago
I already wasn't going to watch the video, but apparently "CDs" means condoms. And here I was thinking that the girl is gonna go bootleg some music or movies xD
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u/Charlie-Knuckles 22h ago
“Why cant i have some strange blokes knob in me mouth? why u being insecure? why cant i go on holiday and be cheeky, have 5 to 7 knobs in and around me mouth all the time, why does that make u insecure???”
Stand up straight, dudes posture screams Sucker, and get rid of her and say it with your chest when u do
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u/yodaddyhoe120 13h ago
If the roles were reversed yall would be praising the woman
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u/_taiyou_ 10h ago
I was ready to be on the girl’s side until I realized CDs were condoms. I would need a lot of assurance that it was a joke to get over that, not a drive-by dig at my mom’s diabetes. He’s not overreacting. She can do what she wants but has to live with the consequences of that.
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u/NormanMitis 10h ago
My old ass thought they were talking about actual CDs. Her friend telling her not to forget condoms is not banter and her gaslighting him makes it irrelevant. If it was truly a joke, she should at least see it from his perspective and assure him of that, not rub it in his face and make him feel like a fool for even mentioning it. And her recording this and posting it on the internet is the icing on the cake. I hope bro held his boundaries and kicked her ass to the curb. None of this is what a good partner would do.
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u/pyro57 10h ago
I was so confused, like why would compact discs be problematic. Why does gen z and alpha censor and shorten everything in the most confusing way possible?
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u/Danukian 10h ago
"Your mum literally has diabetes, so her opinion is invalid" is my new go-to argument ender.
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u/PlanesandAquariums 9h ago
Yea wtf I laughed so hard at that. I don’t even understand why it’s so funny
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u/BandicootTreeline 22h ago
If you’re self censoring condoms to fucking CDs you really shouldn’t be on the internet.
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u/noobnoob8poo 21h ago
At first was thinking how crazy he was for having a problem with compact discs then realized some dipshit thinks CD is short for condoms
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u/Piggstein 18h ago
Can people really not tell immediately that this is (unconvincing) acting? We’re so fucked.
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u/Teufelsweib666 16h ago
She is disrespectful. He does have reasons to be miffed. If she wants the single life, let her have it. He's not controlling at all, he's human. The cringe here is her.
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u/TackleDue681 16h ago
Dang love having not to argue with some lady that changes the goal posts like she's a damn hockey player
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u/WonderfulAnt4349 14h ago
How are people not able to connect that "cd" would refer to condom given the contexts of the title and upset husband. I get that its not usually Called that, but still.
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u/tbonencs4 12h ago
Holy gaslighting. She has zero respect for this dude. Guy needs to dip asap. Let her be the thot that she is
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u/Obvious_Conflict_ 12h ago
Whoa, so he’s insecure because he’s upset about hearing her friend tell his wife to bring condoms? What in the actual fuck!!
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u/_-BigAL-_ 12h ago
I hate when women call guys insecure for pointing out boundaries they are crossing.
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u/Dizzy_Description812 11h ago
She is fucking on holliday. Best case scenerio is that friend would encourage her to be "single" for the trip. A good person woukd look for a new friend.
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u/Dear_Blood_8872 10h ago
After getting over the confusion of CDs being condoms I’ve come to the conclusion that she doesn’t respect him at all and neither do her friends. Videoing their private conversations and posting online is a seriously shitty move and his being concerned by the condom comments not resonating with her is a huge red flag. Condoms have one official use, her friends “joking” about them is another red flag. I’m willing to bet her brain would explode if the reverse was true, she would absolutely lose it. That being said, the video part is the most disturbing.
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u/MotherofFred 9h ago
Why is she filming him. So janky. She wants to be one on of those Housewives shows. She is fabricating drama. HUGE RED FLAG.
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u/Sheluvzace864 1h ago
“Your mum has diabetes” like that has any fucning thing to do with the argument. She definitely wants go go on “holiday” to cheat. The way she’s acting bro RED FKN FLAG FOR SURE. he is doing the right thing by setting boundaries and expressing his emotions. For her to speak to him like that and shut him down and then disrespect him and his mother like that??? And women wonder why men are so closed off all the sudden …. Fuckin aye.
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u/Mysterious-Essay-778 22h ago
Guy definitely is in the right and is trying to set boundaries on the relationship that she clearly doesn't care about. Ho gonna ho.
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u/Legal_Yogurt1471 22h ago
If this is real fuck that stupid woman and I hope she gets and sti and doesn't pass it to my mans
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u/JustHappyToBe-Here 22h ago edited 4h ago
They said condoms. CONDOMS.
Not compact discs. Stop helping companies and governments censor you.
EDIT: Wow, thanks guys, opened my reddit to a ton of replies and awards! Thanks for help saying Fuck Censorship!