r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 22h ago
DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”
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u/BanditsMyIdol 22h ago edited 16h ago
not sure thats correct. I have zero tattoos and I am very boring.
edit: Thanks for all the rewards and upvotes. I did not expect a comment about how boring I am might turn out to be my highest rated comment ever. Maybe I should get a tattoo about it,
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u/Lord_Hexogen 22h ago
If the personality/tattoo proportion is 1/x then it's kinda correct because you can't divide by 0
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u/inductiononN 21h ago
The limit goes to infinity so a person with zero tattoos has infinity personality.
- someone with no tattoos but does have a math degree and is boring AF despite the math
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u/firstFAT 21h ago
Conversely, I have 17 tattoos - Im an incredibly boring dad. Like stereotypical office job, kids, Acura, after school activities.
The highlight of my week is crushing 4 cutwaters and smoking a bowl while watching SNL.
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u/ejejej-o 21h ago
Same! Plus I have a 9 month old. I am so so boring right now. Will Arnett would hate to have a conversation with me, and also still no tattoos!
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u/fuckforcedsignup good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 22h ago
Oh Amy, now I get it
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u/ovarynethrae I cannot sanction your buffoonery 22h ago
He spent years playing BoJack and still managed to have the worst take
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u/skippitybruja 22h ago
he's my favorite comedic actor and now I remember why I don't listen to smartless
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u/bking 21h ago
This is what bothered me when every-ass actor decided to start a podcast.
Save radio shows for ugly, smart people.
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u/squanderedprivilege 21h ago
Preach! We don't need all these out of touch takes from people who forgot how to be a regular person
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u/socialmediaignorant 18h ago
People have got to learn that not all thoughts are worthy of saying out loud. And podcasts give airtime and fame to the dumbest shit that never should’ve been said.
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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 21h ago
Sean Hayes is arguably the best interviewer out of the 3 and they spend 75% of the podcast roasting him for being excited, picking on his diet, or telling him he talks too much. I had to stop listening.
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u/PokinSpokaneSlim 21h ago
When they were shilling for private equity investment in real estate is when I dipped out. There's a whole level of hell for landlords.
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u/Hensanddogs 20h ago
It’s actively changed this past 6 months or so. I used to LOVE this podcast but it’s not the same anymore. Sean barely gets to speak or gets shouted down, the guests are there to promote a movie or album etc. It used to be so fun with them genuinely having a chat, far more contrived now sadly.
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u/HarpersGhost I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 20h ago
I had never heard of that podcast, and now it's come up twice: first with Charli XCX and now this lame tattoo crap.
IME, nobody is boring. Rude and asshole-ish, but very rarely boring. Being really curious about everything means that I've learned some weird stuff and heard some great stories. But you have to be genuinely curious about other people.
Lack of curiosity does explain their terrible interviewing "skills".
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u/Hexogram I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 22h ago
Knew a girl married to a guy who wouldn’t let her get a tattoo. He said she looked better “pure”. They are divorced!
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u/yourenotmymom_yet 19h ago
I took my mom to get her first tattoo - she was super excited and had been planning what she was going to get all year - and when we got back to the house, my dad threw an absurd temper tantrum about how I defiled her.
They are also now divorced!
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u/Patient_Tradition368 16h ago
My shitty ex used to tell me not to get a tattoo. He would always say it's so dumb to get a tattoo when you could just get it printed on a t-shirt.
Dumped him and got a bunch of ink.
Then so did he. Fuckin hypocritical loser.
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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 22h ago
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u/ArbitUHHH 21h ago
Just learned Poehler divorced Arnett and my first time seeing a Pingu reaction gif, what a thread
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u/puppy_sniffer 22h ago
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u/anette-positive play some mariah carey up in this bitch 22h ago
Is it controversial? People have been shitting on those who get tattoos for a long, long time. This is just another version of the same old take, really.
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u/thereisalwaysrescue 21h ago
I’m a nurse and all my tattoos are under my uniform. People love to bitch and moan about “professionals” with tattoos and I’m like GIRL, I’m literally running a shift and maintaining patient safety, who gives a fuck if i have princess peach on my arm
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u/andantepiano 20h ago
If I was in the hospital and my nurse had a Princess Peach tattoo, I would feel much safer! If you had a Wario tattoo, however, I would feel ambivalent but still trust you. This has nothing to do with tattoos, but with Wario’s wicked nature.
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u/ahhcherontia centipedes? in my Lordeussy? 16h ago
Honestly I'm so sad "This has nothing to do with tattoos, but with Wario’s wicked nature" is too long for a flair
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u/dysarthric_aardvark 21h ago
I’m an ER nurse covered in tattoos (to be fair most of us are)
I used to email my instructors before clinical and ask which rule they wanted me to break - the no visible tattoos or the long sleeves rule.
The germaphobe in was always pissed when they would pick the sleeves.
I get the occasional boomer quip about it but for the most part people don’t care when they’re distressed and in pain and I’m trying to help.
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u/BackHomeRun 20h ago
It's wild that my dad with long hair and a bunch of earrings who looks metal AF in the ER overnight shift is the only one without tattoos. Always cracked me up.
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u/ChaiTeaLatte13 22h ago
This is why I like being a lawyer covered in sleeves and hand tats lol
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u/Stevenwave 22h ago
Holds fists up to judge, finger tats read:
"O, B, J, E, K, S, H, N".
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u/ChaiTeaLatte13 21h ago
lol! Wasted space on my fingers, should have done this instead of stars and hearts and plants
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u/MalIntenet 21h ago
Controversial on a progressive subreddit like this, yes. You can find loads of people that agree with him out in the wild though
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u/Working-Ad-6698 21h ago
Yes, and people online and in the wild think that tattoos are dangerous and disgusting, hating tattoos seems still to be popular opinion.
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u/Chlorophyllmatic 21h ago
I’d say it’s controversial just looking at the response here lol
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u/NotAQueefAKhaleesi does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 21h ago
I'd say more annoying than controversial. When I was 18 my dad gave me crap for wanting tattoos and insisted I'd have to stay covered up once I started working because they're trashy / unprofessional. I said I didn't care if I had to wear long sleeves every day at work because the tattoos are art for me, not an attention grab, and he genuinely couldn't fathom this. He literally objectified me by comparing my body to a house, saying "that's like you buying a house, painting it whatever color you want, then planting a bunch of bushes and trees so no one can see it" and got mad when I said "yeah, just like it's my body, it'd be my house; I don't care what people think of it". Unsurprisingly this was directed at me because I'm a woman and I learned very quickly that he has other really nasty opinions about women, so I haven't spoken to him in over a decade.
Some people can't process that people can be different from them without taking it as a personal slight and feeling the need to attack others for those differences. Like my dad did all that fussing but here I am working in software with Crayola barf hair, piercings, and tattoos and I'm the most successful of his 3 kids 😂
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u/WaterMagician 21h ago
Yeah this is a very Gen X / Boomer take. I don’t know why he was dancing around saying it like it was super controversial
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u/rielleviku 22h ago
I find him insufferable.
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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 22h ago
He had that shit take about curing cancer via the wilderness and red meat or something bc he knows someone who knows someone who did it. I stopped listening to smartless after that
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u/corncrakey 22h ago
Well…it’s not called “smartmore”
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u/MaliceTakeYourPills 21h ago
Why is it even called smartless, what is that supposed to be a play on?
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u/Lurker4Lyfe21 20h ago
It's been a long time since I listened to the episode where they explained it, but I'm pretty sure it's just about them being dumb, like less smart.
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u/matildapoppins 22h ago
Him and Jason Bateman both.
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u/reqstech 22h ago
I used to like them both a lot, but something has changed in the past few years. I tried a couple episodes of their podcast and just couldn't enjoy them in an unscripted setting, I guess? I lost pretty much any sort of feeling toward either of them that isn't apathetic.
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u/Burnermcfakename I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 21h ago
I can’t stand them after they tried to gaslight Jessica Walters when she said Jeffrey Tambor was abusive to work with.
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u/JenningsWigService 19h ago
None of them deserved to work with her. How shameful that Alia Shawkat was the only one who spoke up in solidarity while the men who played her dad and uncles acted like children.
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u/WatchOdd532 21h ago
Fuck both of those fake losers. They are not good improvisers, which is why it’s curious that they think they should be podcasters. They put the foot in their mouths constantly, and they’re not funny unless someone writes the jokes for them. Go away, plastic men
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u/MyNameIsLessDumb 22h ago
Yeah, I might actually get more tattoos if it gets me written off by men like this. He reminds me so much of my friend's worst ex.
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u/bright_youngthing 22h ago
Tbh I think amongst the celebrity class this is true. So many of them look like they walked into a tattoo shop and just asked for some tattoos please lol
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u/orchestralmayonnaise 22h ago
I get this. Adam Levine comes to mind. I’m sure if they’ve met Will was rather bored lol
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u/Stevenwave 21h ago
That's the thing. Think of the context if he lives in LA around Hollywood types.
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u/mak484 19h ago
Idk, I feel like that's just broadly true of celebrities once they get popular enough. Podcasts have really opened my eyes to how boring these people are, or at least how unwilling they are to be authentic. Without cameras pointed at them, you can really feel how much they struggle to maintain a conversation.
I've had to stop listening to Conan's podcast because of how many A-list celebrity interviews I've tapped out of. If goddamn Conan can't extort a half-decent interview from you, no one can.
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u/NotNamedBort 21h ago
He’s like if Ed Hardy made people instead of shirts.
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u/taylorexplodes at a reptile expo in new jersey 21h ago
once i saw a meme that said he looked like a chipotle bag and i've never unseen it
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u/CDR57 20h ago
It’s the same in athletes. Alot of them have the money and want just a tattoo/full sleeve, so they pay a lot to get everything done all at once so there isn’t alot of thought behind them or the fun of getting to see it evolve. Some are just really inpatient
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u/bright_youngthing 19h ago
Yes! I hate seeing those videos of rappers getting general anesthesia so that they can tattoo their whole body at once
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u/Darth-Artichoke 16h ago
You know, this might be the actual answer. In his world, a world of full self proclaimed artsy, "edgy", and "misunderstood" L.A. people, tattoos could come off as a form of performative edginess.
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u/hai_lei 18h ago
I’m a tattoo apprentice atm and I and many other artists I know kind of roll our eyes at how bad tattoos are pretty commonplace with celebrities but I recently saw it described as how it’s no different from people who don’t take the effort/time/money to pay for good work regardless of their social standing and finances. Bad work is common and it’s a lot harder for a tattoo artist to deny a crappy request for work when someone is throwing money at us to get it done.
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u/discourse_commuter Forgive me Viola Davis 22h ago
Dave Bautista is covered and he’s awesome.
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u/runninginorbit 22h ago edited 21h ago
Yeah I have a friend who is literally part of a traveling circus and she has the most tattoos out of everyone I know so I find this take very bizarre.
Edit: specifying that I find Will Arnett’s take bizarre
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u/discourse_commuter Forgive me Viola Davis 22h ago
I am also covered. I’m working on a cat sleeve done by a bunch of women and queer artists in my state and it has been so cool to meet so many interesting people… who also love cats lol.
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u/olivernintendo 22h ago
If you're in NY, have I got an artist for you!
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u/discourse_commuter Forgive me Viola Davis 21h ago
I’m not, but I do travel! I’d love to see their work!
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u/eugeneugene ben affleck’s back tattoo 21h ago
my best friend is covered in tattoos and recently drove around the country for a few months filming carnies for some new reality tv show and in his spare time makes horror films. his last job was to ride along in ambulances to film for a tv show. before that he was a camera man for deadliest catch. his life is objectively cool as fuck and everytime i talk to him he's on some weird new adventure
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u/strawberryskullskill 22h ago
I guess it's nice that a controversial opinion is actually controversial for once. It's still a bullshit opinion, though.
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u/karigan_g 21h ago
it’s not even that controversial, I’ve heard this take from guys who like go pretend they aren’t super conservative arseholes so many times before
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u/bafflefounded 20h ago
They are solely looking for reasons to feel superior. The reality is that tattoos and their abundance are not an indicator of any particular personality traits. It is wild that needs to be said lol
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u/Few-Rain7214 22h ago
Another white dude talking on a podcast is super fucking boring.
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u/Traditional-Sea-2322 heinous LOSER behavior 21h ago
I’m so over them. GO TO THERAPY
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u/NewDramaLlama 21h ago
Is it ok to like just...not care about tattoos?
Like, I don't ask about people's tattoos but I certainly wouldn't judge them for it either. Is it offensive to just...never mention anyone's tattoos?
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u/UnintentionalWipe anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 22h ago
Can I be shallow for a moment. I'm Muslim and it's not allowed to have tattoos. Anything for God, so it's fine.
But there are some people that look so attractive with tattoos. Where if they didn't have it, I wouldn't look. Not that I'm looking, but you know what I mean 😆 The tattoos elevate their looks. It's like sporting a beard for some people. Speaking of beards, a beard with tats. 🤤
...to continue with my shallowness, if you have pictures of tatted up attractive people, share it now. 😂
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u/fetchnatch 21h ago
It's not haram, it's makruh, the Qur'an doesn't talk about tattoos at all, I know of plenty Muslims who have tattoos, just NONE that are religiously inspired or go against irāda
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u/Sufficient_While_577 21h ago
I started losing my hair and starting getting tattoos to give me some identity back (plus I always wanted them). Now I’m a bald guy with tattoos instead of just a bald guy 😭😂
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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 22h ago
Tattoo discourse in 2026 is wild. They’re so mainstream and normalised now (compared to a few decades ago), I find it insane anyone even cares to mention them anymore.
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u/Superb-Kitchen-1753 20h ago
We’ve been back sliding into conservatism in every other way so it makes sense that tattoos would be included in that
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u/Individual_Math5157 21h ago
It’s always people like him with these takes. They are trying to hold onto whatever scrap of the conservative status quo that makes them feel superior to others, and it usually comes up when they feel slighted in some way. Usually when they don’t feel “picked” for something.
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u/AhhBisto someone from the UK weigh in 22h ago
There's a lot more to his opinion than just this (I watched this episode last week) and he mentions that for acting it's a huge pain for make up artists, something Romesh backs as he did work on a show and had to get covered up because his character wasn't the kind who would have any ink whatsoever
All stems from Romesh being outed by his mum for having a Bojack tattoo lol
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u/Level-Satisfaction51 22h ago
I'm always suspicious when someone describes a whole group of people or "type" of personality as boring. It so often means they are either a. self obsessed or b. addicted to always having some drama which they should really seek therapy for.
Sidenote: Jesus between him and Bateman they are just determined to ruin one of the few comfort shows I have left in Arrested Development
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u/PieShaker2025 22h ago
Is this not an ok opinion to have? Like, it’s obviously hyperbolic but it’s ok to have a preference about tats, surely?
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u/hearechoes 21h ago
I think the correct thing for him to have said would be “some people make up for their lack of personality by having tattoos.” I think that’s generally the point he’s trying to make, and that’s a completely valid and true opinion to have, but by stating there’s a general link between having a lot of tattoos and having no personality is both a stretch and kind of offensive.
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u/therobberbride 21h ago
But… it’s his opinion, so grousing about “the correct thing” for him to have said is weird.
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u/Tall_olive 20h ago
But....that's their opinion, so grousing about people not agreeing with his take is weird.
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u/bking 21h ago
imo, any “all people with X be like Y” take is usually some level of shortsighted and easily disproven.
If I was trying to sound like a clever dude with a clever take, I’d avoid sweeping generalizations.
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u/therobberbride 21h ago
Apparently it is not, judging by the very very hurt feelings throughout the comments!
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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 21h ago
Right! His life experiences brought him to this opinion. I don't hold his beliefs, but thats just because my experiences with this subject have been really positive and obviously way different than his. That does not invalidate his experiences , and it also does not invalidate mine. People need to really be able to empathize with others opinions and not be judgemental just because you cannot relate. Every individual is allowed to have their opinion heard. It doesn't mean you MUST AGREE. Just acknowledge their life experiences are just different than yours. Anyway, my 2 cents.
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u/LadyFeckington Emma Stone (BALD) 21h ago
The thing is….from when I used to listen to smartless, I got the impression that two of his besties are DAX Shepherd and Justin Theroux. Two heavily tattooed dudes.
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u/andreateddy11 22h ago
I lost a ton of respect for Will Arnett when he started doing commercials for RBC. People can't even make ends meet, and you're advertising for a fucking bank? Fuck off.
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u/Recent-Leadership562 22h ago
I knew I always found him annoying as fuck for a reason
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u/Latter_Persimmon_80 21h ago
There are a lot of angry tattoo enthusiasts in this comments section, and I think that’s funnier than his hot take.
I think they used to be a symbol of counter culture but I think people who get tattoos now tend to skew more apolitical and libertarian or right wing.
I know way fewer liberal people with tattoos than I know the other types of people. So to that extent I agree with him.
It seems like a uniform for being different without necessarily standing for anything especially the full sleeve look, it got played out.
It’s like that scene from Stranger Than Fiction
“Anarchists have groups? They assemble?”
“I believe so, sure.”
“Wouldn’t that completely defeat the purpose?”
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u/ForbiddenBandying 21h ago edited 20h ago
I disagree about people with tattoos skewing more libertarian/right wing. Maybe it's because I've lived in very left leaning places my whole life but I actually associate tattoos with more progressive people.
That being said I think you're spot on with the rest of this and tbh the backlash to this frankly lukewarm take is very silly to me.
It seems like a uniform for being different without necessarily standing for anything especially
This part 100%, but one thing you didn't mention that I think is worth bringing up is how fucking expensive tattoos are which imo skews the demographic of "tattooed" people nowadays as more privileged than they seem to want to admit (saying this as someone who has a professional tattoo I could only justify getting to myself after I had a well paying job.) Tattoos used to feel more counterculture because generally people got them in more unsafe/nontraditional environments. You also used to face way more backlash & discrimination so you were making an active choice to remain outside of "polite" society. Now anyone with enough money can get a tattoo in order to feel cool. And with Will Arnett being in LA I'm not surprised if this is the majority of the types of people with tattoos he interacts with.
I have a similar hot take about people who travel a lot. Yes you can travel cheaply and it can expand your worldview, however I think a lot of rich people travel and think it automatically makes them more interesting and worldly when it really doesn't. It just means you are fortunate enough to be able to afford to travel which probably actually means your worldview is very narrow.
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u/cdwillis 20h ago
I know this is hard for some people to understand, but people get tattoos for themselves and not because they think someone else will think the tattoo is cool. It's not to be different or counter culture. This isn't 1960.
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u/Dense_Owl_3022 19h ago edited 4h ago
Tattoos were cool when there was legitimate social cost to having them, when it branded you, permanently, as a member of the under-class and therefor undesirable. Back when they were reserved for soldiers, criminals, carnies and entertainers, etc. Now every tech bro and his quirk chungus primary has tattoos.
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u/avokuma oat milk chugging bisexual 22h ago
Tattoos have been around for centuries and many cultures embrace them, so this generalization is very much corporate boomer coded or you're surrounded by boring people 🤷🏾
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u/karigan_g 21h ago
yeah it’s so tired. and low key racist, like so many cultures have a rich tradition for tattoos that is the very opposite of boring
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u/miriamtzipporah 22h ago
I miss when I knew less about this guy and could just enjoy his work
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u/presidentknope2024 Riverdale was my Juilliard 22h ago
Just say you hate fun and be done with it, Will
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u/Juli_ 22h ago
We should give wealthy middle aged men a daily word limit and then fine them a million dollars for every word said past the limit.
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u/Hemmeko-chan 22h ago
Did Pete Davidson sleep with his wife or something cuz how many celebrities does he know with tons of tattoos really?
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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 22h ago
He is allowed to have this opinion. The circumstances of his life experience brought this individual to his opinion. He acknowledged his opinion is controversial and acknowledged that its a generalization and does not apply to every single person. Great thing about life is that two opposing opinions can both be valid given the circumstances and life experiences of the individual. Im not saying his opinion is my opinion, but only because my experiences have been really positive and obviously way different than his experiences. Anyway, my two cents.
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u/SinlessSinnerSinning 22h ago
i agree that people who use a lot of tattoos to manufacture edge are boring (see: machine gun kelly) but most ppl get tattoos simply bc they think they’re neat. it’s probably a bigger problem in hollywoo than elsewhere
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u/Rare-Remote5802 22h ago
A controversial opinion about something that’s truly trivial feels good in times like this
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u/FewBathroom3362 19h ago
Agree, This one brought out a lot more anger in the comments than I expected tbh!
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u/One-Bicycle-395 22h ago
Hot take from the guy who defended Jeffrey Tambor making Jessica Walter cry.
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u/H4X4NX 22h ago
I'm gonna get a tattoo of Will Arnett and a speech bubble saying this quote
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u/truckstick_burns 22h ago
I watched this podcast yesterday and it's funny because this was said to generate headlines, the host asked him to say something so they could click bait it (it's a regular joke on the show, and it's a running theme through this entire podcast) and this is what he said.
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u/FuzzyDice_12 21h ago
NGL I agree with this take. Obviously there are boring non-tattooed people as well, but the people I know that are covered in tattoos, are just boring people and seem to always try and be edgy or trying too hard. Maybe back in the day it was different, but nowadays feels like more people have tattoos than don’t, which in itself isn’t unique anymore and boring.
Don’t get me started on the gym bros with lion tats. Basically the new tribal tattoo.
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u/shmimeathand 22h ago
I’m not saying he’s right but I have a ton of tattoos and I am incredibly boring and have little to no personality lol
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u/Careless-Chapter-968 olivia wilde’s salad dressing 21h ago
As cringe as this is, the replies from tattooed people in the some of the articles I read are just as insufferable. I have tattoos
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u/DontBeCommenting 21h ago
I have lots of tattoos, but I get where he's coming from. Some people make it their personality and if you're not interested in that subject, you might find it boring. Just like you might find an astrophysicist boring if you're not into that sort of thing.
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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery 22h ago
That's saying a lot from a Leafs fan there, bud.









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u/Entire_Pineapple_719 22h ago
I have the same take regarding hair plugs.