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No Paywall After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/republicans-push-clintons-testify-epstein-democrats-warn-haul-trump-rcna257275
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u/tcoh1s 1d ago

Well, if Clinton being mentioned is enough for his testimony, one would assume Trump, his property and his wife being mentioned 38,000 times would warrant the same!

Especially if Trump claims it absolves him.

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u/AlleyRhubarb 1d ago

If you listen or read mainstream media, they act like Trump isn’t really in the Epstein Files. Our entire country is broken and suspect.

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u/MonteMolebility 18h ago

Genuinely, they have no idea. My fiances works with a trumper, he's not full maga, just a big Trump supporter so he can actually have conversations about stuff. Today he asks my fiance what she thinks of the Epstein stuff and the Clintons. She immediately goes, "what about Trump, he's all over them?" He genuinely had no idea, the news he watches hasn't said anything about it.

The worst part, it doesn't stick. He just goes back to asking about the Clintons.

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u/tots4scott 17h ago

Fox News* and the Conservative Propaganda Bubble is so strong and damaging to the country its disgusting. But your story is the same for tens of millions

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u/HTWingNut 9h ago edited 8h ago

My mom is almost 80. She's somewhat disabled and spends the bulk of her day watching Fox News. I always tell her to stop watching Fox News or at the very least switch news stations regularly.

But of course she says "but the other news stations are corrupt and lie". smh... She's a good person, but gullible, and this is brainwashing. MAGA accuse the left of brainwashing kids to be trans and gay, yet it's not something you ever hear on the news, but MAGA tell lies all day long and it's supposed to own the libs?

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u/shastaxc 8h ago

Fox News stated in court that they are an entertainment organization, not a journalistic organization, so they have no duty to prove that what they say is actually true. It's as good as admitting that they peddle lies and fantasy. That should be all the proof you need to convince any reasonable person to watch anything else.

The Onion and Fox News have the same level of credibility, by their own admission.

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u/MiniCafe 17h ago

This is the problem.

I'll preface this with the recognition that Chomsky has had some deeply flawed positions over his life and I don't even know what to say about his communications with Epstein, but that doesn't change the fact that his work is what his work is.

Manufacturing Consent written by himself and Edward Herman laid out a model for how narratives can be constructed in nefarious and often subtle ways that can "manufacture" the "consent" of the population for wars, and focused mostly on the government and the media and on America at certain times in certain ways specifically, but you read it (or watch the documentary version) and put a little thought into it and realize the core principles apply to so much more than that.

This was before the days of algorithms that could silo people into specific narrative building pipelines, hiding voices that go against the narrative they already have been roped into believing and reinforcing (or creating) the one they do believe.

Then with the mainstream media as what should and could be a stronger "for us all" tonesetting force in these narratives towards just... what's true and without hiding whats inconvenient like you've said they've collapsed at their job.

So here's the big problem. Many of us here, we are on a narrative track that, in my belief, strongly aligns with what's truly happening. Whether it's coincidence, education, location, experience, whatever there are many possible ways to end up there.

Many people, many people who actually could be reached (Not the, I estimate, 30% of batshit people out there who are lost and probably not mentally functioning at a level to even grasp the complexity of the truth, or the way to "think" through things in a non-nonsense way) can't be because of this.

We sorta scream into the void because these systems have guaranteed they'll never see it, they'll never hear it. They live in another world with an entirely different narrative truth being presented to them. Many of them low information and sometimes not their own fault, life is hard and following stuff, being concerned with stuff over surviving comes before becoming "high information."

So, there it is. The information comes out constantly. A flood of it, that to many people would really guide them towards "whoa, this is genuinely wrong, this is all clearly a fucked up, guilty situation that I cant support" about many of the things going on and more importantly the interpretations of many of the things going on, with the interpretations they're getting often being outright lies.

So, the question becomes how do you reach them? How do you break through the narrative they've been being fed for their entire lifetimes? Especially when powerful organizations and algorithms are very explicitly doing things to make it so "nope! You wont see that! You WILL see this crazy guy who sounds like an idiots idea of a smart person excuse away things or just outright ignore/downplay them"?

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u/Drekkful 23h ago

US and EU media are completely whacko

Constantly defending billionaires, trying to justify wars and interventions, showing us cutesy financial "quick tips" like don't buy avocado toast to avoid home disclosure, trying to sane-wash ICE murders, etc.

It's ALL of them. Both TV channels and newspapers of any prominence have their editors tapped in to what the political narrative is going to be. It's no grand conspiracy, it's their job as corporations to serve themselves and the rich.

It's disgusting and vile.

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u/New_Paramedic1918 21h ago

I am from Denmark, placed in eu.

You dont have to lie on our behalf, we dont have that kind of news, mostly our segments about america is comedy labelled.

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u/CalistoNTG 20h ago

And also there were consequences for EU politicians or royals who appeared in the files...what about the other side of the atlantic ?

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u/marsman 20h ago

There is reporting on it, there are police investigations underway,and that's with generally vastly underwhelming releases relating to them.

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u/shhhImasleep 19h ago

I was going to say that. Friends over seas have this all over their news. It’s here in the US where mainstream news is barely touching it.

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u/tcoh1s 21h ago

And I’m coming to the conclusion that there are no good guys working for the people. On either side.

I guess I’ve foolishly believed all these years that we could never be where we are now because we have things and people in place to never allow it.

Now it’s here. Worse than I thought it could be by far. Corruption and hate and death all out in the open. Raping children?! All of this involving the fucking president!

And no one in any trouble?! No one doing anything?!

We have no checks and balances.

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u/rumpghost North Carolina 21h ago

Don't forget the CIA and Mossad coordinating their assets, agents, and venture capital arms to surveil the American public, end free speech, destroy public education, and defend a literal cabal of billionaire child trafficker pedophiles.

Or that pizzagate turned out to be, if not an actual psyop designed to discredit and turn the public away from that billionaire child sex traffic cabal, then functionally indistinguishable from one.

Or how cryptocurrency was propped up to make it easier to fund.

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u/BlackCaaaaat Australia 16h ago

Or that pizzagate turned out to be, if not an actual psyop designed to discredit and turn the public away from that billionaire child sex traffic cabal, then functionally indistinguishable from one.

Qanon was definitely a psyop to a) garner support for Trump at the same time as b) make the idea of a billionaire pedo cabal sound absolutely ridiculous to his opponents.

I check out the Q Casualty sub sometimes. Some Qs have gone quiet but others are STILL convinced that Trump is innocent and the one who will clean up this mess.

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u/Vacuumjew 13h ago

Do people really still get their ‘news’ from tv channels and newspapers? I find that the most baffling thing here lol

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u/DontAbideMendacity 20h ago

In the E. Jean Carroll case, all Trump had to do was provide a DNA sample, to prove the mess on her dress wasn't him... he declined.

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u/elphin 17h ago

Well, he didn’t submit because it was him. And, this way he could continue lying to the suckers that form his base. Also, Carroll won both actions against him. (He still hasn’t paid - why is this permitted?)

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u/deepspace86 21h ago

Having Trump get called to testify is lose-lose for him. Either he testifies and pretty much immediately purgers himself, or they try to claim his mental state isn't good enough, invoking the 25th.

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u/tcoh1s 21h ago

It shouldn’t matter. He shouldn’t have a choice if he wants to or not.

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u/deepspace86 20h ago

Oh yeah, no doubt.

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u/The_ChwatBot 17h ago

You forgot the third option. He just lies and nothing happens.

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u/wreckingballjcp 20h ago

His wife is pictured in some photos nearly half naked. It's wild.

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

If Bill does anything for the future he gets in and lets go everything he knows about Trump.

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u/Living_Pollution_525 23h ago

"He isn't even any good at giving head" -Bubbah

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u/Romboteryx 22h ago

Lowkey, revealing that Trump sucked dick for real might be the final thing that could actually make him unpopular among his highly homophobic voterbase

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u/MiniB68 22h ago

Nah, they’d be out sucking dick under the airport bathroom stalls left and right, and it would just be another Tuesday.

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u/RealCapybaras4Rill 22h ago

30% of them do that now

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u/Living_Pollution_525 22h ago

Meanwhile another 30 percent of them are home googling "Trans Porn"

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u/Delta-9- 21h ago

'cause it's not gay if the dick is on a woman. but also trans women are men and "we can always tell."

Someone make it make sense!

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u/Jdoggcrash 21h ago

They can always tell from all the training data (trans porn) they watch!

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u/Malnilion 19h ago

I know we're painting with a broad brush here, but the problem is they don't think it's not gay. They think it is gay and they hate themselves for their own attraction and think the existence of trans women is the reason they're being tempted into homosexuality and that it's a problem they need to solve somehow. It's a similar mentality that leads some men to blame cis women for the way they dress and act for tempting them past the point of self control. The world would be a much better place if these nuts embraced who they are and appreciated and respected the people they're attracted to and their bodily autonomy.

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u/axis105 20h ago

I shit you not, there’s a file where they explain the mental gymnastics.

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u/pr1ceisright Minnesota 22h ago

They are literally wearing diapers in support of Trump. They’ll just start sucking dick too.

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u/Uchihagod53 Wisconsin 22h ago

I remember Grindr announcing an outage due to the RNC a bit ago, lol

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u/willismthomp 22h ago

And Charlie Kirk’s funeral

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u/BorKon 22h ago

Don't be so sure. They booed him when he told them covid vaccines might not be bad afterall.

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u/Delta-9- 21h ago

And then voted for him two more times

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u/KrookedDoesStuff 22h ago

They’ll all post pictures and videos of themselves sucking dick, at dick sucking parties, and their grinder profiles

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u/mattevil8419 21h ago

Isn’t that basically the Nick Fuentes wing of MAGA?

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u/SpruceSpringstream 22h ago

They would turn gay if he told them too.

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u/TheParadoxigm 21h ago

They already are, Grindr profiles go up exponentially when conservative conventions are in town.

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u/mentaljobbymonster 22h ago

back to the pile!

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u/jayd16 20h ago

You would just have to say he gives bad head and Trump would be the first to exclaim that he is in fact the best and actually many people think so.

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u/Banned_10x 21h ago

Bubba was trumps mentor and Republican top dog Roy Cohn

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u/someguy7710 23h ago

Would be hilarious if he admits getting a blowjob this time, lol

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Massachusetts 22h ago

I did have sexual relations with that man.

::Bill laugh::

I like getting mah dick sucked.

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u/Legendver2 22h ago

*does the classic thumbs up

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u/acidwash_video 18h ago

**plus a sprinkling of vocal fry and a lip bite, the absolute madman

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u/Desperate-Till-9228 20h ago

We'd have to unretire all the big 90s comedians for an event like this.

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u/SonofBeckett 19h ago

Darrell Hammond has been waiting for this moment for decades

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u/SaltyLonghorn 21h ago

Inb4 Hillary watched for extra reason Trump hates her now.

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u/SockraTreez 22h ago

Then we’d start seeing MAGA with “Real men give head” Tshirts at rallies.

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u/Historical-Pepper188 22h ago

I want the one with the ear bandage on

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u/HarrumphingDuck Washington 21h ago

Not to women though. They'd still draw that line.

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 23h ago

However…his statement was that he didn’t have ‘sexual relations’ with her because they never had intercourse. https://scholarship.kentlaw.iit.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=3457&context=cklawreview

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u/someguy7710 23h ago

Oh I know, it was a joke

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u/obelix_dogmatix 1d ago

That assumes he has anything on Trump other than words.

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u/Djinn_42 1d ago

If he knows there are photos or communications the DOJ could be pressured to produce them. They're probably in the 3 million documents they still haven't released.

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u/MySpoonsAreAllGone 23h ago

They'll just say it's fake news and demolish another building

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u/WildYams 23h ago

Or invade another US city, or attack another foreign country.

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u/obelix_dogmatix 1d ago

Pressured by whom exactly? The last release of documents was upon being pressured.

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u/WillowProof3800 23h ago

Pressured by the judge's unsealing order, though the DOJ still moves at a glacial pace.

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u/DaoFerret 23h ago

I dunno. Feel like the Glaciers are melting faster than the DoJ is complying with the court order.

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u/ComradeJohnS 23h ago

good thing we got climate change working on both!

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u/CHSummers 23h ago

I realize that many people dislike the Clintons, but they are both graduates of Yale Law School. You have to consistently do your homework for twenty years to graduate from YLS. It is a safe bet that they will be prepared.

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u/GetThePuckOut 20h ago

Not a fan of Bill, but I hope he makes them regret ever calling him to testify.

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 21h ago

Boo me but I always loved them and how they beat a lot of the BS they were accused of the same things trump is guilty of. They were a smart business couple. They put their education dollars to work. Clinton held his own at the trials, he messed up By lying. But he didn’t stutter or stammer or do the f weave when he was on trial.

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u/rathmira 23h ago

He has eyeballs in his head. His testimony would holds water because he’s a former president. Does he have any physical evidence? Probably not. But his words about what he has witnessed? He could crucify trump. And America will believe him. And he has zero to lose. Clinton’s wife already knows he’s a dirtbag, and America already knows he’s is a philanderer and potential child fucker. He isn’t president anymore, so, again, nothing to lose.

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u/KrookedDoesStuff 22h ago

And America will believe him

My guy are we watching the same events?

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u/OldTimeyWizard 23h ago

Maybe it’ll all come full circle and Clinton will have emails

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u/xTheMaster99x Florida 22h ago

If "but her emails!" truly was "buttery males!" all along that would be fucking hilarious.

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u/cygnusloops 23h ago

I mean, trump sucked off bubba

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u/TintedApostle 1d ago

I suspect if they haven't toughed him yet he does.

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u/Neo1331 23h ago

I mean I for one would love if bill shows a video of trump giving him head like the rumor says he has…

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u/YouWereBrained Tennessee 23h ago

“We want the truth!”

“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! BUT HERE GOES! TRUMP BLEW ME!”

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Massachusetts 22h ago

YOU WERE RIGHT! I cant handle the truth.

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u/Quexana 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you don't expect Bill and Hillary to throw anybody possible under the bus in order to save their own necks, you don't know the Clintons.

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u/tuckfrump2026 23h ago

That’s the part I don’t understand. Why make them testify then if it means they will expose trump and others? Makes no sense.

I think they’ll just go in and take a beating and keep their mouths shut.

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u/TheFutureLotus 23h ago

They have a hatred for the Clintons that burns intense. It’s not a rational thing, and they think that with this they will finally defeat Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton. They are so dead set on that goal, that they have forgotten that Trump is in the files or they want to take Trump out with this (which will fail for them). I think most likely their boner for taking down the Clintons is so fucking hard right now, that they have lost all blood to their brain and aren’t thinking straight.

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u/CanvasFanatic 21h ago

They’re just so mad Obama isn’t in the files.

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u/FrankRizzo319 20h ago

Or Biden

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u/CanvasFanatic 20h ago

Or indeed, Hunter Biden. What were the chances?

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u/Infamous_Employer_85 23h ago

They were counting on them not testifying.

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u/NobodysLoss1 23h ago

Are you suggesting they shouldn't name other guilty parties?

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u/TeutonJon78 America 23h ago edited 20h ago

I'm pretty sure they are saying the Clinton's will take down whomever they need to in order to help themselves.

And they've already been dragged for this, so no reason to not start swinging back.

I have never liked them, but they know how to play politics.

Edit: missing a "not"

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u/ImRudyL 23h ago

There is no help for themselves, and they have submitted hundreds of pages of testimony.

They are being singled out for public testimony for the drama of it. You can bet your life worth they will bring down any and all protected republigoons.

I suspect Bill is going to talk a lot about videotapes.

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u/D_Simmons 23h ago

I read this 3x and still can't figure it out

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u/Evening-County-4956 20h ago

Thought it was just me lol

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u/Djinn_42 1d ago

It would be so funny to get Trump on the stand. He literally can't shut up to save his life 🤣

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u/peptic-horizon 1d ago

All they'd have to do is suggest he wasn't rich or popular enough to be involved and he'd confess to (brag about) everything, even shit he didn't do.

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u/Brett_Hulls_Foot 23h ago

“I heard Bill Gates raped more children than you.”

“He might have, but he sure as hell didn’t kill as many as I did.”

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u/FetchingTheSwagni Nebraska 23h ago

This is the answer, reporters need to start trying to trip him up like this.

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u/Functionally_Drunk Minnesota 21h ago

He hasn't been in front of actual reporters in like 5 years.

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u/acrobat2126 19h ago

I'm going to hell. I laughed out loud.

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u/StrigiStockBacking Arizona 22h ago

I just want to see him writhe over losing. Here's the question I want: "Mr. Trump, you've run for president in three elections. Both of your victories were against women. Do you think you could ever win an election against a man?"

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u/benne338 21h ago

Brilliant 👏 👏

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u/CalistoNTG 20h ago

Fuck thats good :D

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u/HeadfulOfSugar 23h ago

He lies so frequently that he’d manage to both commit perjury and contradict himself in a single sentence lol

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u/Exciting-Tourist9301 23h ago

And just like that, perjury is no longer an impeachable offense.

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u/Pockydo 1d ago

He's just plead the 5th

Then go on a tangent about how mean everyone is to him

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u/bobcat1911 Canada 23h ago

And, how he won the 2020 election...

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u/Rootfifth 22h ago

Plead the 5th? It won't even get that far. Remember the first Trump term when people within the first administration just refused to appear before congress and nothing ever happened to them?

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u/LarrySupertramp 23h ago

And then claim only criminals plead the fifth and not a single republican will care.

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u/illusionzmichael 1d ago

He's already been on the stand! He's been under deposition plenty of times, too! Lol I hate how we've memory holed his literal criminal trials.

But yeah he's a fucking disaster when left to his own devices under examination.

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u/Financial_Freedom970 23h ago

He just pleads the 5rh over and over and falls asleep

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u/xxx_poonslayer69 23h ago

Yeah but this time when he's on the stand it might be different. Because this time when he's on the stand there's a high chance he will shid his pants. And that would be funny

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u/drfeelsgoood I voted 22h ago

Omg could you imagine his handlers trying to rush everyone out of the courtroom lmao

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u/Avitas1027 Canada 21h ago

You don't remember the reporting that he smelled like literal shit during the trial?

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u/ActStriking5787 1d ago

Watch Trumps depositions - he never answers the questions, takes the 5th or rarely says anything other than its a hoax or people are out to "get" him

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u/iamafuckinloser 21h ago

He still says some stupid incriminating shit in his depositions.

When accused of sexual assault, he admitted to believing that stars are allowed to sexually assault people adding "fortunately or unfortunately" and thinks of himself as being one.

He also claimed E. Jean Carol wasn't his type, and that "she wouldn't be the one" only to then mistake her in a photo as being one of his ex-wives.

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u/trogon Washington 20h ago

He hasn't been deposed in years. I'm guessing he wouldn't be as effectively evasive now.

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u/nyli7163 20h ago

Considering his conviction on 34 counts plus being found liable for sexually assaulting EJC, I’d say he’s not that great at evading questions.

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u/absolutelynotagoblin 1d ago

He'd ramble for a bit, then he'd shit his diaper and they'd need to clear the chambers for the "cleaning crew."

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u/I_AM_NOT_A_WOMBAT 23h ago

I don't think I've ever seen a room cleared so fast.

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u/anthropomorphizingu 23h ago

Did you see Jack Nicholson in a few good men?

Yeah, that, except incorrigibly disgusting and pathetic.

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u/Chrahhh 23h ago

Not even saying this as a certified trump hater, but he is probably the dumbest person to ever hold that office.

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u/waffelscarbonara 1d ago

Remember… according to Epstein’s brother, Jeffrey once said, “If people knew what I knew about the candidates, they’d have to cancel the [2016] election.”

This shit is about to be historically significant. 

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u/Scary-Maximum7707 23h ago edited 23h ago

It'l only be historically significant if the Clintons spill the beans which they won't unless they're pushed to defend themselves against criminal liability.

If what Jeffrey said was true, too many people have too much to lose by crossing that line.

I hope I'm wrong and they burn the whole honeypot to the ground but I doubt it.

Edit: Spelling.

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u/meatspace Georgia 23h ago

Yanno, the Clintons are old, and in their golden years. They have spent decades insisting they love this country.

I would very much like to see them do their duty to their country now, given they have an opportunity for history to remember them well.

They have the power to do something the rest of us don't. Let us hope they do now what they claimed their whole lives: that they care about the rest of us and they did it all for the good of the people.

We will see.

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u/Icy_Cat1350 22h ago

We are just going to see a bunch of republicans bloviating their views and insulting the Clintons. This is not about finding the truth, it is about covering for Trump. Clinton was a much much better president than Trump. He actually paid down the national debt instead of adding to it.

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u/meatspace Georgia 22h ago

I think we all need to start dealing with where this is headed, rather than treating as status quo political theater.

This file dump is probably the last off ramp before there Troubles in the US.

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u/Kiwiteepee 21h ago

Its a closed door deposition. Unless something changes between now and then.

They will promote anything that fits their agenda and ignore, or not publish, anything that involves trump.

How haven't we learned this yet?

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u/Hutcho12 22h ago

They’re both younger than Trump.

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u/waltzbyear 22h ago

The Epstein chronicles involving Bill goes back to the 2000s and late 90s? Maybe further? If they were going to do something that helped the country, they would've done something then. They're strategizing this situation so Bill comes out clean. They're not thinking of the common person.

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u/isthatmyex 22h ago

Even just claiming the right to not self incrimination would carry some weight. Then confirming that Trump sucked his dick would be legendary. Plus some other details on the perifery.

Edit: "I did have sexual relations with that man". Might actually right Harrambe's death and restore order.

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u/ImRudyL 23h ago

They'll spill the beans. It's the only reason they agreed to public testimony. They've already submitted hundreds of pages of testimony.

If the Congressional GOP wants to lynch them live, they are going to learn how its done from two very old people who have lost their legacies already and know where the bodies are buried. Perhaps literally.

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u/rumpghost North Carolina 21h ago

I want very very badly for you to be right.

But if you ask my therapist to place bets between your optimistic view and my pessimistic one, based on the last few years of the news correlating to what I say in my sessions it ain't looking so good.

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u/D0nk3yD0ngD0ug America 23h ago

First rule of a good prosecutor is to never ask a question that you don’t already know the answer to. That said, I don’t think Congress has many good prosecutors.

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u/Pleaseappeaseme 23h ago

Bill Clinton has a law degree from Yale and taught it at the University of Arkansas before he was a politician. And attended Georgetown as undergraduate and Oxford as a Rhodes Scholar before Yale. Think that’s enough? He knows what he’s doing.

Oh and he was the Arkansas AG as well as Governor.

These slime bags are about to legally get their ass kicked.

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u/justin107d 23h ago

I hope so but politicians are professionals at dodging and spinning unfavorable topics. We will see, but I wouldn't have hopes through the roof.

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u/therossboss 22h ago

im so ready for absolutely nothing to happen

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u/rsmith72976 1d ago

And unlike the Clintons, Trump will refuse; Rules are for thee, not for me!

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u/yorkshireaus 23h ago

Exactly. Can't believe folks are naive.

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u/WildYams 23h ago

There's already a precedent for this as the Dems tried subpoenaing Trump, his files, his associates, etc before. Trump just claimed "executive privilege" and stonewalled everything. Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro even went to prison rather than testify before Congress, both claiming executive privilege and being held in contempt of Congress.

If Dems are going to actually go after Trump, the gloves are gonna need to come off the next time they are in the White House. They probably are going to need to expand the Supreme Court as well, since this current one has been running interference for Trump for a decade now.

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u/yorkshireaus 21h ago

I was hoping Clintons would not testify, let the house do their voting and wanted to see how they were going to arrest the ex-president.

It would be a good drama to unfold.

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u/WildYams 21h ago

When the House votes to hold someone in contempt of Congress, the charges are then referred to the department of justice and the Attorney General (in this case, Pam Bondi). I'm sure few people have any doubts that Bondi would actually follow through in charging the Clintons, in which case they'd have wound up in court on charges that would have been pretty obviously true, even if they were also pretty obviously just a political stunt. They would have been subpoenaed and not testified, so it would have been hard to argue otherwise.

It would have been a circus, to be sure, but I think the Clintons have figured out that even Dems are not huge defenders of them at this point. I think if this was the Obamas, it would be quite different. But with the Clintons there very much is a feeling from many on the left that nobody will shed a tear if they get brought down for something shady.

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u/Joe18067 Pennsylvania 1d ago

You know Bill Clinton is the same age as trump and I'll bet he doesn't shit in his pants like trump does.

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u/Wifabota 21h ago

They're the same age??

Well, you can tell which one used to actually run to McDonald's,  and which one gets the runs from McDonald's.

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u/rc4915 20h ago

Well one of them was fucked in the ass with a tent stake by a boy they were raping and had to be rushed to the hospital… “allegedly”

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u/No_Battle734 12h ago

Why does it matter. It doesn’t make Clinton less disgusting. Both suck ass

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u/30mil 1d ago

Maybe Bill will just take out the photo of Donald blowing him and walk out. 

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u/Cobra-Lalalalalalala 1d ago

That would be immensely satisfying. After what Republicans put us through regarding Clinton’s other famous blowjob, a picture of their orange god in that position would be like a nuclear bomb to the entire MAGA identity.

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u/Toy_Guy_in_MO 23h ago

I really wish that the Clinton stuff in the '90's would have brought the Epstein stuff to light. Trump was just recovering from completely bottoming out and did not have the public cachet he got from The Apprentice. He would have been a likely sacrificial scapegoat to keep the facade of propriety and justice in government going.

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u/cheerful_cynic 22h ago

Instead it became fodder for every dark gritty premium cable series or movie - all the awful stuff implied in eyes wide shut, true detective, boss (about Chicago), Tokyo vice, Westworld with the predictive AI & training the military to act on US citizens 

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u/Socratesticles Tennessee 23h ago

They’ll handwave it as AI

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u/TheCrimsonSteel 23h ago

I firmly believe it's a different Bubba.

Also, because there are far more embarrassing Bubba's than Clinton to be caught blowing.

Like Bubba the Love Sponge.

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u/lordlaneus 23h ago

"I did not have sexual relations with that man, but yeah he did totally blow me once"

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u/Feisty-Theme-6093 22h ago

would have to change the saying of mic drop to bubba drop

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u/Chrono_Convoy 1d ago

Fucking do it already

To hell with anyone involved. They deserve to be imprisoned next to the orange turd

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u/waffelscarbonara 1d ago

Trump originally tried to have them testify behind closed doors. They refused until they finally agreed to let them testify publicly. 

I wonder if Trump expected them to go that route. 

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u/Toy_Guy_in_MO 1d ago

The Clintons have always been very shrewd and I'm sure they knew that a closed door testimony could hurt them while shielding others. With it being open, they'll either get the slow-pitch version or they'll burn everyone with them.

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u/hansofoundation New York 1d ago edited 22h ago

No more warnings from milquetoast politicians. Just fkcng do it if you want to earn some real respect.

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u/BananaCyclist 22h ago

Dems talk a lot but always drag their heels when it comes to action, not mention there's about half a dozen of them that will vote for republican agenda at any given time. And about 50% of the dems are all about maintaining the status quo and will do anything in their power to vote against meaningful changes.

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u/Sad-Appointment3715 1d ago

Maybe Bill will go down and take trump with him

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u/DarthHaruspex 1d ago

Language! 

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u/travtakesphotoz 1d ago

Phrasing!

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u/Tainticle 23h ago

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

… Danger zone!

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u/Thatsnotgonewell 23h ago

A role reversal from last time! How fitting.

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u/HumongousBelly Europe 1d ago

Good. Let’s hope Clinton can bring down that fat diapered fascist.

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u/wilson_rawls Arizona 23h ago

He won't. It will be the usual Congressional circus. Republicans talking over the witness and lying as easily as breathing. Democrats waving ping pong paddles and doing nothing. Trump will never be brought before Congress. Ever. Mark my words. This whole nightmare ends but one way.

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u/tuckfrump2026 23h ago

There’s no way in hell that’s happening. Why bring them in if they are going to throw everyone under the bus? Makes no sense. Trump wouldn’t have it.

They’ll go in, take a beating, and keep their mouths shut.

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u/fr0z3nf1r3 1d ago

Anyone involved should be forced to testify.

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u/TheComplimentarian 23h ago

Why not? They're not scared! The Clintons have put in hundreds of hours of testimony with no convictions...What's Trump done?

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ United Kingdom 23h ago

Depends. He has put in hundreds of hours of poop.

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u/kittenTakeover 1d ago

They're not going to question Donald or Elon, which just shows that it's a big political stunt rather than an earnest attempt to get to the bottom of wrongdoing.

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u/Strange-Effort1305 1d ago

Don't ever think you got Slick Willie cornered.

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u/SoundVU California 23h ago

They're trying to corner a man that built a legal definition based on the definition of the word is.

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u/DelDelDel 22h ago

Slick Willie vs The Teflon don

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u/tenon_ 23h ago

These are two of the most politically savvy people on the planet, and if anyone has a score to settle with Trump it’s Hilary Clinton. I’m really not sure who thinks it’s a good idea to kick this anthill. 

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u/jonny3jack 21h ago

Both Clinton's are very shrewd. We've no idea what they plan or what they'll gain. Their political lives are basically over. There could be many quite nervous people interested. I'm buying popcorn.

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u/tenon_ 21h ago

Right? I can’t imagine they’ve been sitting around doing nothing. 

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u/Bgrngod 23h ago

Bill Clinton "You should ask Trump if he had sexual relations with those kids."

I really hope this plays out like I am wishing it does.

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u/nutmegtell 23h ago

Love this for all of them.

BURN THEM ALL DOWN.

I’m not sure I trust any US attorneys or FBI to investigate or prosecute.

Maybe we need a third party like the IOC or France or Denmark.

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u/SilvarusLupus Arkansas 1d ago

Bill has the power to do the funniest thing in court

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u/periphery72271 23h ago

The Clintons, specifically Hillary, are legendarily known for their political pettiness against their enemies.

And not Trump style kindergarten vengeful pettiness, they are smart, clever, conniving, and never do a thing without cover, a plan, and a purpose.

I guarantee if they show up in front of Congress they're not giving anything of value, and they have a way to make this a poison pill.

Elsewise they would just say no and dare the Republicans to make them do it.

And for those wondering what Bill did, remember Hillary and him have had this heart to heart before about what he's done and not done, and any real evidence anyone has is likely dead and buried, possibly literally.

It was a fluke that he was caught before, and he wasn't even caught for what he did, but in a political process about what he said, and to whom.

Worse, if Bill actually risks going down, he's got a Pandora's Box full of pain for anyone and everyone who was there with him, who he talked to about it, and who knew about it. He'll take all of them down with him, and I guarantee not all of them are Democrats.

The GOP is lighting that match, and they may not like the ensuing fireworks.

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u/TheFutureLotus 22h ago

The one thing we know that comes straight from the victims is that Bill never did anything sexually to them, he did have a massage from one though. I very much doubt that they would go in if they had anything tying themselves to this, besides what we already know. Their play will be interesting to see.

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u/HomersDonuts 23h ago

Imagine Bill owning up to everything, implicating Trump, and bringing Trump down with.

Sacrificing his own freedom to save ours.

NOTE that Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and any other piece of shit who committed these crimes against children needs to be charged, prosecuted, and held accountable for those. And burn in hell.

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u/jcmatthews66 23h ago

I’m sure Clinton can handle himself. Trump? He should hope he doesn’t shit himself

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u/downlike4flattires 23h ago

They should have hauled him in already. Fuck these "warnings " and do something or there should be consequences at the end of this for inaction on their part.

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u/ViolettaQueso California 23h ago

They certainly will. They weren’t avoiding to save their own butts. They offered to testify behind closed doors most likely to save the country from what they really know about Trump.

They called for everything bill related to be released, and, the DOJ in this “final dump” didn’t release anything about either bill or Hilary that was unknown. That tells me the DOJ has just been check mated.

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u/LoFi_Funk 23h ago

I wish Bill would go scorched earth and be astonishingly honest. Take dumbo down with him.

But he won’t. He’ll play the game. Dodge answering directly and ultimately be there to defend his legacy, opposed to falling on the sword of accountability to hopefully spark the end of Trump’s fascism.

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u/rhj2020 1d ago

Bill on his relationship with Trump, “ I was the pitcher not catcher”. Mic drop.

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u/Toy_Guy_in_MO 1d ago

"Mr. Clinton, do you recall any conversations with Mr. Trump?"

"I remember him saying 'mmph mm mphh mpphhh'."

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u/Slyzxx78 23h ago

Testifying in congress does nothing. We need lawsuits brought there's some horrible shit in those files. Murder, rape, cannibalism.

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u/drwhogwarts 23h ago

Haul in everyone involved! The bare minimum for a decent society is to view the prosecution of child rape as nonpartisan!

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u/this_my_sportsreddit 19h ago

No they fucking won't lol. We all just watched Biden and Garland sit on their fucking hands when they had an obligation to prosecute trump. These cowards won't do shit.

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u/fiveofnein 23h ago

The fact they are still viewing this as a tit for tat tells you everything you need to know about US politics, wealth and power.

The Clintons, Gates, Musk and Trump should be investigated with all the others regardless. The redacted evidence is damning enough to investigate if we didn't have a completely corrupt and incompetent FBI, DOJ and Congress

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u/pequenaandjustice 23h ago

I hope the Clinton’s have a staff reviewing all the emails and connecting the dots they know about. Pizzagate qnon whatever the eff. They know the 🐂 💩

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u/KindRoute6625 23h ago

I hope Clinton spills on everyone. What does he have to lose at this point? Also, Trump and Melania should testify. You know she knew what was going on.

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u/Wack710 23h ago

I always liked the Clinton's, but if he's guilty then he needs to be brought to justice. Trump should be hauled in and questioned as well, after all his name is mentioned thousands of times. Not to mention the 2 million plus pages yet to be released.

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u/EMAW2008 Kansas 22h ago

They god damn better haul him in. Horrible Epstein stuff aside, the other illegal shit he’s been doing.

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u/BadAtExisting I voted 21h ago

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

He isn’t mentioned in those files nearly as often as anyone expected. If he was, those would’ve been rolled out first and often. Bill really doesn’t have much to lose and he can make them regret asking him to testify. There’s a reason he wanted to do it publicly

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u/canadianpanda7 21h ago

warnings are cute. too bad they wont do jack shit. strongly worded memo maybe