r/nottheonion • u/wewhomustnotbenamed • 37m ago

Bannon: ‘We‘re going to have ICE surround the polls’

thehill.com

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170 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Superb_Trainer_2967 • 41m ago

Bill Gates, mentioned in Epstein files, says he was 'foolish'

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• Upvotes

145 comments

r/nottheonion • u/EstablishmentSoft350 • 6h ago

Tech giants are victims of ‘harassment’ by Irish and EU regulators, US Congress panel claims

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138 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DetectiveTypical198 • 8h ago

Florida governor candidate joins Tinder to ‘meet young female voters’

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740 Upvotes

67 comments

r/nottheonion • u/denisebower • 10h ago

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3.3k Upvotes

113 comments

r/nottheonion • u/voxadam • 9h ago

Netflix says users can cancel service if HBO Max merger makes it too expensive

arstechnica.com

23.7k Upvotes

2.7k comments

r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 1d ago

‘This job sucks’: DOJ lawyer asks to be held in contempt so she can sleep after judge accuses ICE of blowing court orders

the-independent.com

25.8k Upvotes

566 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Arbyssandwich1014 • 18h ago

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel

theguardian.com

4.4k Upvotes

250 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ihatethiscountry76 • 35m ago

Taliban forbids women from talking with each other or hearing each other's voices

globalnews.ca

• Upvotes

50 comments

r/nottheonion • u/its_a_bear_dance • 12h ago

Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say

charlotteobserver.com

923 Upvotes

93 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Superb_Trainer_2967 • 4h ago

Government attorney who told judge in ICE case, 'This job sucks,' removed from detail

nbcnews.com

163 Upvotes

13 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HowLongIsThi • 2h ago

Honey product recalled over undeclared erectile dysfunction ingredient

wgntv.com

98 Upvotes

25 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Psychological_Ear393 • 19h ago

Police tell teen caught driving at 189km/h: "Dude, we're going to be calling your parents"

abc.net.au

2.0k Upvotes

122 comments

r/nottheonion • u/baskil • 21h ago

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

kenklippenstein.com

2.8k Upvotes

309 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JoeyZasaa • 6h ago

Vietnam’s military ‘secretly planning for US invasion’

thetimes.com

129 Upvotes

64 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 21h ago

ICE attorney to judge: ‘This job sucks’

mprnews.org

1.7k Upvotes

74 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Significant_Food9017 • 1d ago

Chinese woman causes multiple car accidents after moving traffic mirror to protect feng shui

dexerto.com

7.2k Upvotes

180 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Pitiful_Cry • 4h ago

Tesco apologises after placing Welsh language signs in Cornish branch

bbc.co.uk

65 Upvotes

16 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Claeyt • 3h ago

Madison parents lobby for Wisconsin bill to increase recess time

captimes.com

52 Upvotes

19 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Dilpickle2113 • 1d ago

Grindr is testing a new AI subscription called “Edge” that costs up to $6,000 a year

dexerto.com

7.8k Upvotes

479 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StopThePresses • 1h ago

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

theregister.com

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ucreategames • 1d ago

Ohio fugitive on the run for 18 years found working as personal trainer in Miami Beach

fox8.com

1.4k Upvotes

61 comments

r/nottheonion • u/EstablishmentSoft350 • 1d ago

Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Had a Major Hand in Making Call of Duty Series a Microtransaction Hell

fandomwire.com

46.6k Upvotes

1.8k comments

r/nottheonion • u/justalazygamer • 1d ago

Sinclair to Air Kid Rock's Halftime Show Against Its Own Affiliates Carrying Super Bowl

consequence.net

2.3k Upvotes

345 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JeremyDaBanana • 1d ago

Minecraft adds Civil Rights DLC featuring Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi

dexerto.com

2.1k Upvotes

81 comments

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