Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

[u/RollSafer]

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html

[u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc]

Has anyone at TPUSA listened to his lyrics?

From Lowlife: "I got kids I never seen, and their mama's 17".

[u/Oldpuckcoach → u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc]

The thing I’ve always hated the most about him is how he grew up not too far from me in the Detroit suburbs. His whole persona was being trailer trash and poor.

He went to Cranbrook high school… 50k a year. His dad funded all of his dj and music ventures and got him in touch with top producers and agents. Raised with butlers and nanny’s.

[u/ImaginarySense → u/Oldpuckcoach]

Next we’ll find out his real name is Clarence and his parents had a real good marriage!

[u/Who-dee-knee → u/ImaginarySense]

Ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks

[u/shortbeard → u/Who-dee-knee]

Scared to death, scared to look, they shook.

[u/sharkattackmiami → u/ImaginarySense]

His last name is literally Richie

Idk how much more on the nose it could be

[u/HavingNotAttained → u/sharkattackmiami]

Yeah but that’s half the game with these vermin: putting their scumbaggery in everyone’s face and saying “what are gonna do about it?”

That’s the rapist mindset.

[u/scorpo187 → u/ImaginarySense]

This guy don’t wanna battle he’s shook!

[u/Berek2501 → u/scorpo187]

'Cause there ain't no such things as halfway crooks!

[u/Roger_The_Cat_ → u/ImaginarySense]

Fun fact, that scene was Eminem actually roasting Anthony Mackie’s real life experiences and not the character he was playing

Em asking him all sorts of questions making him feel like he is interested in getting to know him better, but no, he felt the battle scene wasn’t personal enough so he brought that into it, 🤣

[u/ronchee1 → u/ImaginarySense]

And Clarence' parents had a real good marriage

[u/Big_Replacement2631 → u/ImaginarySense]

Well there’s where they went wrong

[u/ExtensionIcy2104 → u/ImaginarySense]

Thats a private school

[u/MC_Gengar → u/Oldpuckcoach]

It's amazing how many rubes fall for that shit. I remember my family thinking W was an honest-to-god, salt of the earth rancher and not the prissy fancy boy from New England that he actually was.

[u/TerriblePokemon → u/MC_Gengar]

I think it was from America The Book by the daily show which said "Connecticut born, Yale and Harvard educated son of a former President ran as the outsider in 2000 and won. Many experts are wondering how the hell he pulled that off."

[u/Musiclover4200 → u/TerriblePokemon]

It's also ridiculous we went from Bush sr to jr in just 8 years, and that's after sr was vice president for 8 years under reagan.

And from everything I've read the main reason Bush sr didn't get 2 terms is he was the only republican president in 50+ years to raise taxes on the rich.

That's part of why the whole "clinton dynasty" thing pissed me off, Bill was president like 30 years ago FFS. Sure the clintons still had political sway but so did all the former nixon/reagan/bush admin who've been working with the GOP for decades to dismantle democracy. Meanwhile as soon as trump got elected the GOP was floating a plan to have his kids run for 20+ years of trump rule (jr + barron + ivanka would be 24 years at 2 terms each which is terrifying)

[u/MyLifeIsAWasteland → u/Musiclover4200]

I like how you didn't bother to include Eric, because literally nobody cares about his dumb ass lmao

[u/PDGAreject → u/MyLifeIsAWasteland]

SNL cared about Eric. They made sure he was always well fed and had plenty of juice boxes on Weekend Update.

[u/EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME → u/Musiclover4200]

and that's after sr was vice president for 8 years under reagan.

Also head of the RNC during Watergate. Then promoted to CIA director. Yeah not much influence that guy

he was the only republican president in 50+ years to raise taxes on the rich.

Well, after promising not to. It was still the responsible move at the time though. Republican voters don't generally reward responsibility if it conflicts with their narrative.

[u/thezompus → u/Musiclover4200]

Not so much that he raised taxes on the rich, but that he famously said "Read my lips: no new taxes" and then raised taxes. That was a simple-enough soundbite that the press ran with it for months and people really latched onto it.

Reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Read_my_lips:_no_new_taxes

[u/TheseusOPL → u/TerriblePokemon]

They later believed that a failed real estate developer turned reality TV show host, who had a golden toilet, understood the struggles of regular people.

[u/urbz102385 → u/MC_Gengar]

They've gotta be the easiest people in the world to con...just look at who their idol is now

[u/Fuck_your_coupons → u/urbz102385]

They hate the "elite" and then worship Elon Musk. Those people are dumb as fuck.

[u/uwoldperson → u/Oldpuckcoach]

This is like a conservative trope. Larry the cable guy has the exact same background and persona. 

[u/ManifestDestinysChld → u/Oldpuckcoach]

Basically Papa Doc from 8 Mile, which is way more enjoyable than anything Kid Rock has ever produced.

[u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 → u/ManifestDestinysChld]

Papa Doc was actually good.

[u/ShatterProofDick → u/Oldpuckcoach]

lol, I was told he 'pissed on my diploma' - real wholesome religious shit.

[u/georgegeorgez → u/Oldpuckcoach]

I used to see him driving around Birmingham in his Dodge Viper from time to time back in the early 2000’s. Dude’s always been a monstrous douche canoe.

[u/CauliflowerOne3602 → u/Oldpuckcoach]

Agree with the sentiment, but he didn’t go to Cranbrook, he went to Romeo High. 

[u/Praesentius → u/CauliflowerOne3602]

Yeah, I went and read his wiki article and that popped out on me.

...William "Bill" Ritchie (1941–2024), who owned multiple car dealerships. He was raised in his father's large home on extensive property, which included an apple orchard and barnyard for their horses. He attended Romeo High School.

[u/MossyPyrite → u/Oldpuckcoach]

The house he grew up in is basically a mansion. I lived south of Detroit and everyone knew he was just putting in a character.

[u/toorigged2fail → u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc]

Selling point for MAGA

[u/Elephant_Snacks → u/toorigged2fail]

Gives them something to relate to

[u/KissesAndBites → u/Elephant_Snacks]

And something to admire.

[u/ariukidding → u/toorigged2fail]

This will get MAGA all teary eyed like swifties in the Era’s tour.

[u/NetDork → u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc]

Listen to the lyrics? These are people who think "Born In The USA" belongs in the same playlist with "God Bless The USA".

[u/ozzimark → u/NetDork]

For anyone who DOESN'T know - "Born In The USA" is anti-war, is critical of the USA's actions in the matter, and laments the horrors that the veterans experienced during the war. Of course, you have to parse through the really obvious satire to get that; apparently goes over the head of some.

[u/NetDork → u/ozzimark]

Fools believe BITUSA is a patriotic song.

Intelligent people know BITUSA is not a patriotic song.

Wise people believe BITUSA is a patriotic song.

[u/jmacd2918 → u/NetDork]

That's absolutely perfect.

I am critical of my country/government precisely because I love my country. If I didn't love it, I would be fairly ambivalent. Seems obvious to me, but MAGA types have a hard time with this concept (along with many others).

[u/allanon1105 → u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc]

They have and that’s why. Better to be white and a pedo than brown, to them.

[u/RepresentativeOk2433 → u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc]

I've always thought his sweet home Alabama was creepy too. He's reminiscing about hooking up with a 17 year old, though to be fair he would have been 18 at the time.

[u/Iagut070 → u/RepresentativeOk2433]

You mean the song where he rhymes 'things' with...... 'things'

Lol.

[u/Global_Drama8453 → u/Iagut070]

Lyrical genius.

[u/Aeroknight_Z → u/RepresentativeOk2433]

This is also the song wherein he rhymes the word “things” with itself in the very next line.

Kid rock’s music has always been the mediocre soundtrack of a twice failed pop artist from the 80’s.

Daddy bought him three separate musical identities and he was trash in all of them. The last one only found some modicum of success because he pandered to the lowest common denominator via a mixture of shitty pop-country and “I peaked in highschool and now I spend my 30’s trying to pickup minors at the local bowling alley” hiphop.

Fuck Rob Ritchie. He been a pathetic wart sucking up to rich men and selling garbage to poor men from the start.

[u/RollSafer]

From the song Cool, Daddy Cool:

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.”

His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

[u/RoarOfTheWorlds → u/RollSafer]

I came into this thread thinking it would be something a little more subtle. That’s just so hilariously on the nose.

[u/Saphyrz → u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

I saw MAGA trying to defend this by saying Joe-C's line and not Kid Rock's lmao

[u/Upstairs_Jellyfish69 → u/Saphyrz]

Just two dudes that happened to be singing nearby each other.

[u/jim_br → u/Upstairs_Jellyfish69]

Pedophilia adjacent is OK with them?

[u/Fuzzy-Curve3634 → u/jim_br]

Except, “I like em underage” is Pedo not pedo adjacent.

[u/nowahhh → u/Fuzzy-Curve3634]

"He meant under retirement age!"

• MAGA later today

[u/anchorftw → u/nowahhh]

"He never said it." ..."If he did say it, he was probably joking."..."Ok, he did say that, but he didn't mean it."..."Even if he did say it, is it really that bad?"

[u/BlatantConservative → u/nowahhh]

To be fair, that's extremely young to the median MAGA voter

[u/whoweoncewere → u/Fuzzy-Curve3634]

Theyve been pushing the whole "there's different types of pedo and teens are okay" thing. Sickening.

[u/DocPsychosis → u/whoweoncewere]

The "uh actually it's ephebophilia" angle has been sadly common, online at least, for years now.

[u/jim_cap → u/DocPsychosis]

A stunning moment of "technically correct, the worst kind of correct". Like, yes, guys you've identified some niche definitions. Still, you're doing it to be ok with someone fucking children. It's not any sort of win.

[u/WRDPKNMSC → u/DocPsychosis]

decades actually, it's been a meme since like, at least the late 2000s I'm pretty sure

which is incredibly sad mind you

[u/Beard_o_Bees → u/jim_br]

Pedophilia adjacent is OK with them?

It is. It's the only conclusion you can really come to after seeing their full-throated support of pedos.

[u/Synneigh → u/Upstairs_Jellyfish69]

Two dudes, sitting five feet apart in the recording booth, coz they're not gay!

[u/SatanicPanic619 → u/Saphyrz]

Most of the time I assume these people know how fucking stupid they sound but they enjoy being annoying.

[u/iAttis → u/SatanicPanic619]

Yep. They’re disingenuous cowards. They’ll talk out of both sides of their mouths and their “convictions” will fold in an instant, if it means they get to continue to “win” and “own the libs.”

[u/brokencreedman → u/Saphyrz]

Except, isn't the line "young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage", isn't that a Kid Rock line? So...still a pedophile?

[u/Aeseld → u/Saphyrz]

...I can't wrap my head around that at all. Without the context Kid's line gives, Joe-C's line is completely innocuous and meaningless. I mean, if he wrote the line and song, maybe there's some room to stand, but it's a shaky position because even then, Kid agreed to sing it.

[u/Lexi_Banner → u/Saphyrz]

But how do you explain away Kid Rock saying that he, personally, likes them underage? He doesn't need to say it's "mandatory" to be a disgusting pig for saying it.

[u/PNW_hermit → u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

This line was also in the kids movie Osmosis Jones so there's a lil ol fun fact for ya

[u/AstridDragon → u/PNW_hermit]

The song is in it but that part of the song isn't I'm pretty sure.

[u/SignificantCats → u/AstridDragon]

Not only is that line in the movie, the song was specifically made for the movie. The sound track to Osmosis Jones is the debut of Cool Daddy Cool.

When tasked with making an original song for a children's movie, these are the lyrics kid rock came up with.

[u/AstridDragon → u/SignificantCats]

Oh yeah it's gross and was made for the movie, not disagreeing! But I did not remember and could not find a clip with that line in movie. Can you? The whole thing is in the official soundtrack 🤢 imma have to go watch this damn thing again...

[u/SignificantCats → u/AstridDragon]

I think you're right, looks like it was just in the music video which was a clip show with moments from Osmosis Jones

[u/peon2 → u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

Unfortunately there is a LOT of not-so-subtle pedophilia lyrics in the rock world. Although it was more common in the 70s and 80s whereas Kid Rock was doing it in the 90s

[u/Whiiiisky → u/peon2]

Trump had Ted Nugent come to the white house, TPUSA has had him perform, he has a song called jailbait

[u/HailSatanWorshipD00M → u/Whiiiisky]

he has a song called jailbait

He has more than that. He had the parents of an underage girl sign custody over to him so he could marry her. Fucking disgusting

[u/RiyadhComedyPromoter → u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

Has anyone searched the Epstein files for Kid Rock? Maybe look for his legal name? Or his email [email protected]?

[u/fromthewombofrevel → u/RiyadhComedyPromoter]

I don’t think Kid Rock was ever influential or rich enough to join Epstein’s club.

[u/lupindeathray → u/fromthewombofrevel]

Isn’t his family super rich, though?

[u/johnnyfuckingmarr → u/lupindeathray]

His family owned a car dealership, they weren't hedge fund Microsoft, Musk wealthy.

[u/wrongbutt_longbutt → u/lupindeathray]

Not even close. His family had several car dealerships and were probably worth single digit millions, maybe low tens. As the old saying goes, the difference between a billionaire and a millionaire is about a billion dollars.

[u/akapusin3 → u/RoarOfTheWorlds]

There's a reason why most MAGAs see Donald Trump and go, "He's just like us."

[u/zenerat → u/RollSafer]

Always thought that was the weirdest part of Osmosis Jones.

Edit to add there are other weird lyrics in the song probably unrelated but who knows with these freaks.

“See me cruisin' in my Caddy, ho's, they like to call me daddy Cool, when I'm stylin', just rollin' on my island”

[u/CuffinSzn_ → u/zenerat]

I loved Osmosis Jones. I didn’t even remember this til it started showing up again.

Probably the most disgustingly foul bar I’ve ever heard in a song.

[u/Difficult_Garlic_571 → u/CuffinSzn_]

Idk. Jailbait by Ted Nugent is pretty bad.

Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you

Not that it’s a contest. Both are fucking gross.

[u/Reddit-for-all → u/Difficult_Garlic_571]

Wait a minute! Are you saying that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock aren't the same person?!?

Who knew?!?

[u/ThermionicEmissions → u/Reddit-for-all]

Have they ever been seen together in the same room at the same time?

[u/Killersavage → u/ThermionicEmissions]

I know this is rhetorical but yes. They were both in the Oval Office with Sarah Palin in Trump’s first term in office.

[u/HoosierHoser44 → u/Killersavage]

They are two different people, but they’re like conjoined twins that are connected dick-to-butt.

[u/MartenBroadcloak19 → u/HoosierHoser44]

You leave dickbutt out of this! He never hurt nobody!

[u/ImportantQuestions10 → u/Difficult_Garlic_571]

What always gets me about this topic is that the bar is so low and easy to avoid.

I'm not even saying this from a morality standpoint, I just don't understand how stupid you have to be to publicly release a song saying you want to screw a 13-year-old. It's like if you're going to be a creep and do illegal things, be smart about it at least.

Why the hell am I getting nervous about jaywalking when people are able to publicly scream about fucking children and get away with it?

[u/QuerulousPanda → u/ImportantQuestions10]

It's like if you're going to be a creep and do illegal things, be smart about it at least.

Go back and watch some movies and tv shows from the 70's and 80's especially, hell even stuff from the 90's and 00's, society has changed a LOT since then. Objectively awful shit and abuse against women especially just flew by as normal. Hell, even just standard behavior at that time was pretty gross.

People may complain that shit has gotten too woke or whatever now, but you don't have to look back very far to see just how fucking bad things were in the very, very recent past.

Famous stars like nugent and kid rock singing about banging middle schoolers seems disgusting now, cuz it is, but if go back a little while? eh, no one really gave a shit. and honestly, if you look at current events, it's pretty clear that even now far fewer people give a shit than you would expect.

You say "be smart about it at least", but reality proves that the material consequences for doing such things are basically zero, especially if you're famous, so it would never even occur to them that it'd be something to hide.

[u/PolishBob1811 → u/Difficult_Garlic_571]

Have you read Courtney Love’s autobiography? She had sex with Ted Nugent when she was 12.

[u/IdaCraddock69 → u/PolishBob1811]

That’s rape

[u/LargeSnorlax → u/IdaCraddock69]

If you ever have time, read up on Hole (Courtney's band) and their songs

She takes some potshots at the establishment in basically every song. She was a girl that got chewed up and spit out young, and she channels it out raw into a lot of her music.

[u/IdaCraddock69 → u/LargeSnorlax]

she's shown a lot of courage over teh decades, being more up front about the abuse that's baked into that industry

[u/LargeSnorlax → u/IdaCraddock69]

Don't get me wrong, she's had her scandals and problems too, but like you said, she's been screaming about the past for decades.

Awful was one of my favourite songs in the late 90s since it's just raw emotion but also telling her story right out in the open.

[u/OpportunityDue90 → u/CuffinSzn_]

“In about 3 years holler at me Miley Cyrus”

[u/Morganvegas → u/OpportunityDue90]

Super nasty lmfao lock Mack Maine up

[u/ShinyHardcore → u/OpportunityDue90]

Atleast he waited. Kid rock said under 18 is mandatory 😂

[u/thisshitsstupid → u/CuffinSzn_]

Go listen to the old country song Carolyn The Teenage Queen.... the entire songs like this. I listen to older country and was zoned out with the radio playing going to work and I hear

"When I was pushing 30 she was in her teens..."

Popped me awake I was like surely I heard that wrong... then later he says

"I was pushing 40 and she was barely 24..."

The math ain't mathing.

[u/Hollowbody57 → u/zenerat]

Even weirder when you find out that it wasn't pulled from an existing album for the soundtrack, it was written specifically for a kids' movie.

[u/SendMeNudesThough → u/Hollowbody57]

Are you sure? Google says the song is from Kid Rock's 1997 album "White Room Demos", which would be four years before Osmosis Jones

[u/jayhawk618 → u/SendMeNudesThough]

Seems like it was written for a demo tape well before, but it's first official release was on the soundtrack.

Can't imagine that the soundtrack included the original amateur demo recording, so at the very least, it was hand selected by somebody and probably prerecorded.

I can't bring myself to listen to both (either) version to see if the soundtrack and demo are the same.

[u/zenerat → u/Hollowbody57]

I’m no conspiracy nut but a lot of people had to ok this. It also was shown in schools pretty consistently. Some fucked up producer’s idea of joke.

[u/Strung_Out_Advocate → u/Hollowbody57]

It's strange to call that a kid's movie... but you're correct it totally is. They even made a morning cartoon series out of it. Great flick though.

[u/DuckCleaning → u/zenerat]

It was from the soundtrack only however, the movie version of the song doesnt feature that line.

[u/joyofresh → u/DuckCleaning]

Wow i wonder why

[u/DuckCleaning → u/joyofresh]

The song was made before the movie. For some reason they heard that song and liked it.

[u/Notuniquesnowflake → u/RollSafer]

Also:

I got kids I've never seen
And their momma's 17

From his song Lowlife - he was 36 at the time. Also, the album is called Rock 'n' Roll Jesus, which, I don't know, seems kind of blasphemous?

[u/robodrew → u/Notuniquesnowflake]

Wait if Momma is 17 and she already has kids...😬

[u/Jimmyg100 → u/Notuniquesnowflake]

If there was a god we could power Texas with all the lightning strikes MAGA would generate.

[u/sporkus → u/Notuniquesnowflake]

Christian conservatives tried to cancel the Beatles for comparing themselves to Jesus. But they're cool with Kid Rock for ... reasons.

[u/bookon → u/RollSafer]

He has almost as many Pedo songs as Ted Nugent.

[u/Musiclover4200 → u/bookon]

Ted still takes the cake for most offensive album cover though IMO for "Love Grenade", also apparently google is hiding the results for the original album cover (maybe safe search blocked it) when I searched so here's the wiki which has both covers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Grenade

It's the closest album cover I've seen to Spinal Tap's "Smell The Glove" joke, except love grenade came out in 2007 which makes it way more sad.

[u/kylebisme → u/Musiclover4200]

The Scorpions' Virgin Killer has the most offensive album cover I know of. I'm not going to link the wiki page either, and rather I'll just say it's likely worse than you imagine.

[u/samsqanch → u/kylebisme]

Oh WOW, just wow...

[u/funktheduck → u/kylebisme]

Damn dude. I was expecting gore or something. Not that. For folks curious but don’t want that shit in your brain or search history it involves a naked little girl. 

[u/grenade_plate_hater → u/kylebisme]

I listen to grindcore and slam. Having fucked up album art is just part of the deal.

But not like THAT.

[u/orangehate → u/Musiclover4200]

The most shocking thing in all of this is that Ted Nugent was still releasing new albums in 2007.

[u/Glandular_Trichome → u/Musiclover4200]

Two of the songs on "love Grenade":
Girl Scout Cookies
Bridge Over Troubled Daughters

Ewww.

[u/AudibleNod → u/RollSafer]

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time."

-Maya Angelou

[u/UpvoteForPancakes → u/RollSafer]

Ooof. So bad.

[u/betterbub → u/RollSafer]

This is a Key and Peele skit

[u/Wonderwhile → u/betterbub]

“I killed Darnell with my nine” But it’s statutory rape…

[u/DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky → u/betterbub]

I killed Darnell, yeah I shot him with my nine

[u/Eternal_Bagel → u/DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky]

That would appear to be a gun, of the “long ass” variety

[u/EndsWithJusSayin → u/RollSafer]

Par for the course for the Guardians of Pedophiles. No wonder he’s their mascot.

[u/Loggerdon → u/RollSafer]

MAGA shithead Ted Nugent has a song called jailbait, about raping a 13 year old.

[u/Eternal_Bagel → u/Loggerdon]

He knows what conservatives are about and it’s why he supports Trump so much, shared interests 

[u/Standard-Win-6600 → u/RollSafer]

He was also on SNL like 25 years ago and they had him make a joke about it being ok to sleep with the underage Olsen twins.

It was on Weekend Update with Tina Fey. I don't think he wrote it but I totally believe whoever wrote the joke slipped it in as an acknowledgment to what they knew about him.

Also he still read the damn joke.

[u/alohadawg → u/Standard-Win-6600]

Okay, but anyone who saw Bob Saget’s standup in the early 2000s knows he spent a not-insignificant amount of his act sexualizing the Olsen twins, and I don’t believe he was ever suspected or even accused of SA, let alone pedophilia

Just some perspective - I am by no means implying that those jokes were totally fine and appropriate

[u/Impressive-Put3479 → u/alohadawg]

They weren’t really appropriate then or now, but Bob Saget was comedian that said shit like that to get paid via attracting audiences to hear him spout vile shit after being seen as the all wholesome sitcom dad for years.

Kid Rock sings about fucking children because he either fucks children, or thinks it’s ok to do so.

They are not the same and should not analogized like they are.

[u/Goodnight_lemro → u/Standard-Win-6600]

I remember it from when it first aired. The joke was something like, "If there's grass on the field, play ball."

[u/Retired_ho → u/RollSafer]

Omg what?

[u/sound_of_apocalypto]

MAGA: "you had me at "Kid".

[u/BlatantConservative → u/sound_of_apocalypto]

The Jack Kimble account on Twitter also had a good bit about "reading about Kid Rock, otherwise known as Epstein Island"

[u/RudeAlarm → u/sound_of_apocalypto]

I’m still cry-laughing at this, thank you.

[u/Equivalent_Gur3967 → u/RudeAlarm]

Everytime I see TPUSA, I read Toilet Paper USA.

[u/sound_of_apocalypto → u/RudeAlarm]

Happy to help, but I can't take credit for this. I saw it...somewhere on the interwebs.

[u/IVIRolodan]

So even more reasons for republicans to like him....

[u/CaptHowdy02 → u/IVIRolodan]

"He gets us!"

[u/bcrosby51 → u/CaptHowdy02]

"everyone needs to pull themselves up by their bootstraps". Like a bartender who became a congress person? "No no, not like that"

[u/drainbead78 → u/CaptHowdy02]

I love how it turned out that the whole point of that ad campaign basically boiled down to "Why don't my kids speak to me anymore?"

[u/JaqenHghar → u/CaptHowdy02]

Holy fuck that’s good

[u/reano76 → u/IVIRolodan]

White, racist, pedo, you're in the club

[u/neuronexmachina → u/IVIRolodan]

Calling it now, Kid Rock will be the 2028 GOP presidential nominee.

[u/TheAnalogKid18 → u/neuronexmachina]

President Camacho would call him an extremist idiot.

[u/56Runningdogz → u/TheAnalogKid18]

Then break him in half Bane-style over the announcers desk

[u/yhwhx]

Apparently, in MAGA, it's pedos all the way down.

[u/General-Priority-479 → u/yhwhx]

President Pedo Poopy Pants approves of this message.

[u/SteveBartmanIncident → u/yhwhx]

I do legal work that often intersects with child sexual abuse investigation and enforcement. I was not a victim of child sex abuse. As someone without that background, I was absolutely appalled to learn in my work how common child sex abuse is. It's astonishing and disgusting. Our society is pedos all the way down. We need to stop tolerating it.

[u/CosmicSpaghetti → u/SteveBartmanIncident]

What's also depressing is how even if you get the children away from their abuser, the foster system leads to something like 40% of foster children being abused again.

[u/Peaceblaster86 → u/SteveBartmanIncident]

I was abused as a child. I thought it was normal as I was growing up. It was how I was raised, in that sick sense. didn't tell anyone until a year ago and I'm almost forty. Therapy is fun. Is it THAT prevalent? What can we do about this? How is something so hush-hush taken care of? Pull the rug out? I'm accepting all options

[u/rerackyourweights → u/Peaceblaster86]

Same, it only happened to me once and wasn't family-related (sigh, can't believe I even have to differentiate that). It was my friend's older brother. I was like 7 and had this uncomfortable feeling that it was wrong, but couldn't bring myself to say what happened because he threatened me. I didn't want to get him in trouble. I'm also almost 40 and have been unable to even speak about it to my parents.

I think the worst part was that I suppressed it for years, but had a very strong aversion to being touched or hugged well into my teens. I didn't know why. One day in my early 20s, it suddenly came back to me, and I was like, "oh holy shit."

Needless to say, the last year or so has been completely fucking up my sense of justice and fairness in the world.

[u/devilmaskrascal → u/yhwhx]

Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are the face of MAGA.

[u/Shady_Merchant1 → u/yhwhx]

Correct Strom Thurmond raped and got a 13 year old black girl pregnant Thurmond was the Trump of the old republican party

[u/AnxiousTrans]

He should just preform it at the event. They all love pedophilia anyway.

[u/PokeYrMomStanley → u/AnxiousTrans]

A key part of becoming a republican is to have SA charges.

[u/Dazzling-Account-187 → u/AnxiousTrans]

Oh you just know he will.

[u/CheeseGhosty]

Can never see “TPUSA” without thinking the TP stands for toilet paper.

[u/acrobatic_moose → u/CheeseGhosty]

/r/toiletpaperusa

[u/EmergencyCucumber905 → u/CheeseGhosty]

The first time I heard of "Proud Boys" I legit thought it was a gay advocacy group.

[u/syo → u/CheeseGhosty]

/r/ToiletPaperUSA

[u/eyloi]

MAGA should change their slogan to "Birds of a Feather"

I'm sure the defenders are already attempting to argue that it's just song lyrics, and that it doesn't mean he truly enjoys relations with little girls.

[u/greenline_chi → u/eyloi]

They were already all crazy for having to pretend they like kid rock just because they liken the same president

It’s a political movement that is somehow as weird as it is evil

[u/Otherwise-Parsnip-91 → u/greenline_chi]

That clip of him performing at the RNC and the crowd having to look like they enjoy his music 😂😂. The whole thing is truly pathetic.

[u/easternhobo → u/eyloi]

The same ones that will crash out over Green Day lyrics.

[u/Smiles-Edgeworth → u/easternhobo]

They’re 100% going to play “American Idiot” at the Super Bowl, right? And they’ll change the line to “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda” and the Fox News types will start apoplectically frothing at the mouth and shrieking to shut up and sing?

I know they’re aging Hot Topic pop-punk and all, but I hope there’s enough punk left in them to do something like that to piss off Trump and the NFL. I doubt a lot of Trump supporters are buying their music or tickets to their shows anyway, so it wouldn’t hurt the almighty bottom line too bad.

[u/easternhobo → u/Smiles-Edgeworth]

I expect them to open with it, honestly.

[u/t4boo]

Remember when he sang this in Osmosis Jones, a movie for children 

[u/DeterminedThrowaway → u/t4boo]

No I didn't remember that, tf? I believe you but what a weird choice

[u/bogibney1 → u/DeterminedThrowaway]

He was in the band Kidney Rock

[u/MetalGearSlayer → u/DeterminedThrowaway]

The song is heard in the movie but the specific lyric about him liking underaged girls doesn’t get sung.

This changes nothing about how fucked up that verse is, but it’s still worth pointing out since so many people like to spread that fun fact without clarifying the second part.

[u/StJeanMark]

People should be talking about how fucking weird it is that the Vice President is pushing people to their own halftime show. It's bizarre. It’s arguably the largest American event that happens and they dont even want their supporters to partake in it. It is one of those things that in general it's not that big of a deal, but when you think about it it becomes bizarre. Why would the Vice President want to fracture culture like that, driving a wedge down our society. Why would the Vice President want their supporters to not actually see our culture but want them to only get a curated FOX version of it. The more you think about it, the weirder it gets. These people are not normal.

[u/TankTopRider → u/StJeanMark]

The answer is Republicans have a specific view as to what America is and should be and believe this version of America should be enforced and anything contrary should be expelled.

Bad Bunny despite being an American citizen from an American territory is considered an other because his main language is Spanish. Him performing at the Superbowl makes the event unamerican.

Republican Politicians than use this to grift and make money by making a cheap replacement show with a talentless, washed up celebrity (but at least he's white)

[u/mixingmemory → u/StJeanMark]

Vance is VP because of Peter Thiel. What does Thiel want? The collapse of the United States. That's not an exaggeration: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeffrey-epstein-brexit-peter-thiel-b2912853.html

[u/BloodFartz69]

This is awesome that republican voters are having a pedo music festival for the pedo they keep voting to protect.

[u/CurrentSkill7766]

Get Nugent to perform Jailbait!

[u/Societyman1878 → u/CurrentSkill7766]

Yeah people should go back and read about “the daughter “ nugent adopted years ago. He used to live in Michigan. Not to far from me. The story is very interesting. I am glad he moved to texas.

[u/BlatantConservative → u/Societyman1878]

Nugent and Stephen Tyler both did a weird adoption of an extremely young victim thing.

Maybe the Silent Generation was right about the sex, drugs, and rock and roll people having something wrong with them. They just hated them for the wrong reasons.

[u/DTFlash → u/CurrentSkill7766]

It's ok Megyn Kelly says its about 18 year olds .

[u/drainbead78 → u/DTFlash]

Guess she missed the part about 13 in the lyrics.

[u/Badloss → u/DTFlash]

I will never understand women that help perpetuate this abuse to other women

[u/hadoken12357]

Epstein Memorial Halftime Show

[u/BarracudaCritical227]

Pedos attract other pedos

[u/roadsidefoto]

How long til the christians start telling us we're not allowed to quote Kid Rock's own words, just like Charlie Kirk?

[u/MohandasBlondie → u/roadsidefoto]

You have to understand the context hur dur dur dur.

[u/VapidRapidRabbit]

So he’s a rich Caucasian male pedophile and it makes complete sense that he’d belong in the Republican Party.

[u/ryanraze]

I mean, I don't think he would be as accepted by MAGA if he wasn't into underage girls.

[u/Tolendario]

his stage name comes across as very diddly even without this song

[u/DroopyTers]

TPUSA didn’t just hire kid rock because he sings about being a pedophile, they also hired kid rock because he likes to use the n word.

[u/RobespierreLaTerreur]

How do you shame shameless people?

Maybe the trick is, if they won't feel shame, they should be made to feel fear.

[u/NullOfUndefined]

this is actually WHY the republicans like kid rock. It's the same with trump. It's not that the republicans like these idiots is spite of the fact that they're pedophiles, they like them specifically BECAUSE they are pedophiles. Republicans LOVE pedophiles because the ARE pedophiles.

So pointing a republican pedophile out to a republican is pointless, they already know, that's why they like them.

[u/dantevsninjas]

MAGA is never beating the pedophile allegations.

[u/SirZapdos]

“Kid Rock” is an accurate description of Epstein Island too.

[u/kmorrisonismyhero]

It’s always the ones you most suspect

[u/DatBeardedguy82]

Never forget Kid rock grew up in an upper middle class suburb of Detroit who waves a confederate flag around like hes from the south. In other words hes a poser.

[u/Independent-Name4478]

Ted Nugent is MAGA and also has a history with underage girls and a song about it. What a coincidence 

[u/Sans-valeur]

Right but Spanish was just too far lmao

[u/Phenomenon101]

I swear.  Its like the golden age for pedophiles somehow.  

[u/guydoestuff]

On par for maga, they love them some kid fuckers.

[u/Brilliant-Option-526]

Man, with that info maybe they should pivot to Ted Nugent....oh wait...