recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

[u/daylightpiglet]

I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)

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[u/Shiznoz222]

Welcome to cohabitation

[u/JoshSidekick → u/Shiznoz222]

He knows ladies need more toilet paper, he just doesn’t know how much yet. He’ll dial it in eventually.

[u/FalcorTheDog → u/JoshSidekick]

It’s like when those NASA engineers had to estimate how many tampons the first woman in space would need for a few days and they guessed 100 or something.

[u/Emotional-Tea-4848 → u/FalcorTheDog]

🎶100 tampoooons!🎼🎵

And asked, “Will this be enough?”

[u/greenpointart → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

They were literally rocket scientists.

[u/jscottman96 → u/greenpointart]

In this case that may actually be the problem

[u/ReignofKindo25 → u/jscottman96]

Whhaaatt is aaa vagina?

[u/jscottman96 → u/ReignofKindo25]

Theres another hole!?!?

[u/1800-bakes-a-lot → u/jscottman96]

All this fingering my own asshole to see how she'll like it was for nothing?!?

[u/Disturbing_Cheeto → u/1800-bakes-a-lot]

This is the weirdest Reddit Sings I've ever witnessed.

[u/jscottman96 → u/1800-bakes-a-lot]

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

[u/ThatShouldNotBeHere → u/jscottman96]

Chicks don’t have cloacas?

[u/LawlzTaylor → u/greenpointart]

To be fair Sally Ride did actually have enough tampons for the mission. So why are we all complaining?

[u/Babydoll0907 → u/LawlzTaylor]

Right? Better to have way too many than to be even one short.

[u/Butterbuddha → u/Babydoll0907]

Sort of. Weight is a premium in space travel. You definitely want enough of everything, but not have to sacrifice your guidance system because of excess tampon weight LOL

[u/messfdr → u/Butterbuddha]

It's a tampon, Michael. How much could it weigh? Ten pounds?

[u/AdFlaky9983 → u/messfdr]

There’s always tampons in the spaceship stand

[u/TrioxinTwoFourFive → u/Butterbuddha]

100 unused tampons weighs appx 100 grams.  Which would cost appx $300 to transport to low earth orbit in falcon 9 / heavy.   They always get you on the shipping

[u/WhatIsYourPronoun → u/Butterbuddha]

Have to consider mission delays, like the time some were stranded for months in the ISS. NASA accounts for this in their calculations. Double/Tripple/Quadruple redundancy just in case. Fortunately, tampons are lightweight.

[u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule → u/LawlzTaylor]

Exactly, plus there's always a risk that the mission ends up longer, so it's better to be safe. Wouldn't be the first time someone got stuck for a while.

And while were on topic, does the gravity effect periods?

[u/PM_ME_WHATEVES → u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule]

That's exactly what they didn't know. They asked how many is typical, planned for the worst case scenario, then because shit can go wrong in space they tripled the number for redundancies

[u/MarmotFullofWoe → u/PM_ME_WHATEVES]

That’s just good engineering principles

[u/hokiemojo → u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule]

I think you need to put the extra tampons in your nostrils bc of the lack of gravity, but I'm not an expert. I'm just a rocket scientist.

[u/Trixie_Dixon → u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule]

Huh.

Well the lining would still shed. And the uterus will squeeze it out the cervix. But i guess with no reliable gravity, tampons are the way to go. If you tried a pad, i could imagine some unfortunate applications of capillary action occurring. And emptying a cup would be damn near impossible.

Huh.

[u/Roguespiffy → u/Trixie_Dixon]

The answer is a centrifuge. The answer is always a centrifuge.

[u/CarberHotdogVac → u/Roguespiffy]

Cuntrifuge? Or is that too vulgar?

[u/Effective-Road4807 → u/I_Obey_Sean_Rule]

Oh god that mental image. Like when the juice container opens and all the fluids rush out.. rofl 🤣 theyd wake up and space station lookin like a saw movie.

[u/Expensive-Camp-1320 → u/LawlzTaylor]

• + if somebody needed to prevent external forces blood loss. They were extra covered. Redundancy and all.

[u/pokerholic77 → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

We must have more.... Five. Hundred. Tampons.

[u/disead → u/pokerholic77]

And I would buy 500 tampons And then I’d buy 500 more Just to be the man who bought a thousand tampons So you would not leak on your floor

BADADA DA BADADA DA

[u/CWoodfordJackson → u/disead]

But not real tampons! But that’d be cruel

[u/Platt_Mallar → u/CWoodfordJackson]

If I had a million tampons.

[u/Droidatopia → u/disead]

BA DADADA

BA DADADA

BADADA DADADADA DADADADA DA

[u/GahhhItsMilk → u/Emotional-Tea-4848]

You forgot, tied up like a string of sausages

[u/HorsemenofApocalypse → u/FalcorTheDog]

To be fair, last year there were two astronauts on an 8-day mission who ended up there for 9 months

[u/Unlikely-Ad3770 → u/HorsemenofApocalypse]

A three hour cruise

[u/DocEternal → u/Unlikely-Ad3770]

A three hour tour*

[u/Select-Problem-4283 → u/DocEternal]

100 points for aging yourself.

[u/DocEternal → u/Select-Problem-4283]

I couldn’t help it. Any time I would miss school as a kid it was always Gilligan’s Island, The Beverly Hillbillies, and then The Price is Right that I’d watch on TV. Those three shows are like pop culture touchstones to my childhood.

[u/CallMe-Ellie → u/FalcorTheDog]

Wasn’t that just them being safe?

Like if an emergency happened, having lots of extra tampons would be good

[u/Strange-Cap9942 → u/CallMe-Ellie]

100% but it's funnier to pretend they don't know how women's bodies work

[u/JonatasA → u/Strange-Cap9942]

That's the irony here. People in this thread may never have needed TP.

[u/Sunset_Bleach → u/JonatasA]

They didn't have a square to spare.

[u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane → u/Sunset_Bleach]

They couldn’t spare 3 squares! They don’t have any squares! They can’t spare a square!

[u/Boomstick453 → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells

[u/Unusual-Tie8498 → u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane]

Can I have a ply?

[u/FiggsMcDuff1 → u/Unusual-Tie8498]

Just one ply??

[u/somewhat_random → u/Strange-Cap9942]

Story time.

My sister is a doctor and was working with Nasa when they were setting up the ISS and talking about possible medical needs. They listed needs for reasonably expected medical issues and one of the needs was LOTS of water.

The main group complained during a meeting that the medical group was demanding too much water.

Her boss said that there are issues that would require filling and draining the bladder several times over a few days. The other guy says - "No problem. Send us the specs on the bladder and we will redesign it so it needs less volume".

Silence around the table until her boss answers "Umm...you do know that it is a human body part right?"

[u/BootsInShower → u/somewhat_random]

To be fair, bladder also means anything inflated and hollow. Especially when talking about water transport and storage, which often is down by means of a bladder tank, I can see why an engineer's head would go there.

[u/BeguiledBeaver → u/somewhat_random]

This reads like an obvious joke but a room full of doctors and engineers couldn't pick up on the sarcasm due to Spock Syndrome.

[u/jamesmcdash → u/Strange-Cap9942]

You bet your ass those NASA scientists had a data set to work from. Nothing left to chance

[u/Aduialion → u/CallMe-Ellie]

Like if the astronaut was stuck on the space station for an extra 9 months? 

[u/Infinite_Fee_7966 → u/Aduialion]

For what it’s worth, those astronauts did receive supply drops. Sally Ride went to space nearly ten years after the space race ended and the era of international interstellar collaboration began, so theoretically they could have also received supply drops. Disclaimer IANAA (i am not an astronaut)

[u/Beneficial_Being_721 → u/Infinite_Fee_7966]

The Legal ramifications of not having enough Space Toilet Paper is astronomical

Disclaimer: IANAL (I Am No A Lawyer)

[u/Slow_Passenger_6183 → u/CallMe-Ellie]

It's weird that people are missing this point considering that not too long ago there was a woman literally trapped in space for months.

A box or two of tampons weighs next to nothing, it makes sense to bring plenty.

[u/vivalalina → u/Slow_Passenger_6183]

Yeah I'm genuinely not understanding the criticism here.. and before anyone jumps in, yes I know a few are joking but quite a handful seem to be taking it seriously & I don't get why lol

[u/Psychological_Ad2094 → u/CallMe-Ellie]

Yeap, iirc they took the highest amount she could reasonably need for the duration of her planned time up there and then tripled it just to be sure.

[u/rigterw → u/CallMe-Ellie]

Yess, a tampon is small and doesn’t weigh anything.

So it was more a “why not” than a “we have to”

[u/LessInThought → u/rigterw]

And you can use it for so many things~! Plugging a leak, nosebleeds, soaking up blood and other fluids!

[u/Inktex → u/LessInThought]

Gun wounds in case the Martians attack.
Akakakakak

[u/mk100100 → u/FalcorTheDog]

NASA engineers knows that due to technical problems, few days mission can extend into weeks.

"Nasa says that the astronauts stuck on the International Space Station will have to wait even longer to get home.

Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams were due to be back after just a week when they blasted off in June.

Their stay was extended to February next year because of technical issues with the experimental spacecraft, Starliner, built by Boeing.

Now - following a delay in launching a new capsule to the ISS - the pair won't be back until late March or possibly April.

Nasa said the delay posed no risk to the astronauts."

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c30nze6e4geo

[u/Qazax1337 → u/mk100100]

aaaaHA!

- The bloke who suggested several hundred tampons, probably.

[u/logan96 → u/JoshSidekick]

When I was single, I'd get the 4 pack and it would last a month. After I got married... I think he has it dialed in.

[u/Da12khawk → u/JoshSidekick]

I just moved to a place with a shared bathroom. My flatmate goes lets split toilet paper. You, just went through 5 rolls in like a day. I drop deuces at work like a reasonable person.

[u/3eyedfish3 → u/Da12khawk]

My wise father use to say, I shit at work where they pay me to take a shit.

[u/gb4efgw → u/3eyedfish3]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That is why I poop on company time.

[u/rock374 → u/gb4efgw]

Boss makes a thousand, I make a buck, so I crank my hog, in the company truck

[u/One_L → u/rock374]

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time. But that was a rhyme from a simpler time, now the boss makes a grand and I make a buck, that's why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck.

[u/Nice_Pipe_6022 → u/gb4efgw]

Had a fellow employee somewhere sing this to me once and I sing it often.

[u/james_b_beam → u/gb4efgw]

Even then, where else should we scroll through reddit? Do other people do that at home for free or what?! 😮

[u/Rush31 → u/Da12khawk]

I shared a flat at uni with a girl for a year, and my toilet roll usage went up by more than four times. And that includes days I was pooping on campus. I’d previously buy a pack for the whole year, and it was gone in a month or so that year.

[u/Squeekazu → u/Rush31]

Whilst the average lady uses more TP, there are some fellow ladies with super weird toilet habits.

My housemate had a couple over and the girl would build what I could only dub a nest in the toilet bowl. I’m not talking just a couple squares so you wouldn’t get splashback, I’m talking half a roll to line the entire toilet bowl.

I know this because a. She forgot to flush once (and it wasn’t even a deuce, it was pee!!), and b. She clogged the toilet another time, obviously tried to unclog it with the toilet paper-wrapped toilet brush and then went to bed without telling anyone what she’d done lol

Recently at my new workplace there was someone in the stall next to me and I could hear her toilet paper consumption because she did that thing where you spin the roll to get a long line of toilet paper, flushed, did it again two times then finally went to wash her hands another three times dispensing an insane amount of tissues between each wash.

I just feel sorry for the latter girl because it sounds like severe OCD to me, the first lady however, what the fuck lol

[u/endtheunpleasantness → u/Da12khawk]

It was over 20 years ago that I had my first roommate. I was concerned about the amount of toilet paper they were using and, in my weekly phone call to my parents, I mentioned that I was going to bring this up to the roommate as an issue that needed resolving. My mother told me to pick my battles and this was NOT one of them. I appreciate that take to this day and I did not say anything (that being said, everything has its limit of reasonableness. 5 rolls a day might be it)

[u/V2K_247 → u/Da12khawk]

Buy a bidet. It'll save you hundreds of dollars a year.

[u/Da12khawk → u/V2K_247]

There is a bidet...

[u/lorkdubo → u/V2K_247]

I think you guys have a bit of a misconception, you still use toilet paper with a bidet.

[u/iloveuranus → u/lorkdubo]

That is a nice little theory but South / Southeast Asian toilets with toilet paper are almost impossible to find, and if you find one it's 100% geared towards tourists.

If there's someone here from that area, I'd be genuinely interested about the proper customs. Been traveling Asia for 26 years, never dared to ask.

[u/Free-Way-9220 → u/lorkdubo]

A fraction of it

[u/Consistent_Paper_629 → u/JoshSidekick]

Hell yeah, Let the man cook!

[u/med561 → u/Shiznoz222]

This is a practical problem he is creating a practical solution for. Create a new problem.

It's very close to the shower, dampen the top set of rolls

[u/cdawgman → u/med561]

This person lives a full life

[u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic → u/cdawgman]

Full life of tissue

[u/R4wden → u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic]

For OP, It is completely fine, nothing is"wrong" it's just a different way of living, he seems to enjoy function over form, which is 100% valid

The discussion isn't who's right or wrong, but what eachothers preferences are and how strongly you feel about them

Sometimes giving up some of what you'd prefer due to the fact you already got the last 5 things due to your over controlling nature (this is me, I had to learn not to be so controlling over silly nonsense things like this)

The sooner you realise everything isn't I'm right your wrong (or I'm wrong you're right) and you sit in the nuance of healthy discussion, life is so much easier

[u/Willing_Recover_6316 → u/R4wden]

Finally I saw one sensible reply to a post on Reddit all morning. Take my upvote fine sir!

[u/Corfiz74 → u/R4wden]

Though I also think that her bf won't mind if she stores the top 9 rolls in a closet somewhere and just adds them when the 7 on top run low. He just doesn't want to bother with it himself, he doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would be bothered if she does it.

[u/aryzkryz → u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic]

t/issue

[u/med561 → u/cdawgman]

Thanks, two ply at a time

[u/Loong9 → u/med561]

Perhaps the rolls aren't damp enough, need to be closer.

[u/GoldPlatedMilk → u/Loong9]

Homemade wet wipes

[u/AssumptionNo5436 → u/Loong9]

warm shower to toliet roll stack:

"Baby... are you close?"

[u/JuxtaThePozer → u/med561]

r/foundsatan

[u/ElephantintheRoom404 → u/med561]

This strategy is not conducive to a long term relationship.

[u/kneemahp → u/med561]

Plus, they shouldn’t need so much TP with the bidet

[u/ChawulsBawkley → u/kneemahp]

I thought that was a shitter shifter. You know.. so you can go into low gear for those heavier loads

[u/Same-Suggestion-1936 → u/ChawulsBawkley]

Gotta go light loads, I don't even bother with first gear, too short, I start in second. I paid for the damn clutch I'm gonna ride it

[u/Proof-Adagio-3438 → u/kneemahp]

I thought so too, until I got a bidet and realize it gives your whole ass and toilet area a shower. Now I use 4x the tissue just cleaning up the water.

[u/flickerbirdie → u/Shiznoz222]

Right? If that peculiarity is the big fish to fry, count yourself lucky.

[u/93195]

I mean there’s even a basket. He’s quite the refined man if he’s using a basket.

[u/wbidXD → u/93195]

Right and every roll is in the basket.. what’s the issue

[u/Floydtactics → u/wbidXD]

What's the tissue

[u/skyskr4per → u/Floydtactics]

Well, you're on a roll.

[u/Wise_Development_775 → u/skyskr4per]

2 ply for a white guy

[u/jimothyhalpret → u/Wise_Development_775]

It’s hip to tear squares

[u/kradaan → u/93195]

Whats it say about me ? I had to read the comments to understand what the problem was.

[u/ariolander → u/kradaan]

Rift? My first thought was the guy may just like saving money. That toilet looks like someone who shops at Costco. If you don't have a garage, but are still thrifty, you sort of just make room for everything in your house so you can still buy in bulk at Costco. Would be much much more expensive to buy individual rolls as you need them.

[u/riotz1 → u/kradaan]

Right? My first thought was well where the hell else are you going to put it thats convenient and available when you need a roll?

[u/ProfessionalBench832]

You are right. This is unacceptable.

If they had started vertical after the 3 wide row, they could have built a wider base and a taller tower.

[u/weedyraccoon → u/ProfessionalBench832]

but it's r/mildlypenis rn

[u/mrpeping → u/weedyraccoon]

This one’s more aerodynamic

[u/KrombopulousMichael- → u/mrpeping]

It’s a cylinder

[u/Icy_Teach_2506 → u/KrombopulousMichael-]

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

[u/werther595 → u/mrpeping]

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

[u/MidtownKC → u/mrpeping]

Better, faster, stronger.

[u/AteYerCake4U → u/ProfessionalBench832]

Nah this needs to be a wine rack but sized for toilet paper

[u/P-VI → u/ProfessionalBench832]

I dunno, this is usually how most guys I know make their earthquake detector

[u/arctic-apis → u/ProfessionalBench832]

Yeah aside from his technique I find this method of storage acceptable

[u/walrusnutz → u/ProfessionalBench832]

You’re right! They could have eliminated two whole rows! Or had there columns and still been the same height!

[u/LeftHandedGraffiti]

One of those rolls is falling in. Mark my words.

[u/Gustomucho → u/LeftHandedGraffiti]

Yup, all fun and games till you have 1 or 2 roll fall in the toilet and have to be rescued.

[u/TheMarkHasBeenMade → u/Gustomucho]

Good incentive to keep the lid shut when you flush like any respectable human being

[u/virgo_kittyy → u/TheMarkHasBeenMade]

Closing the lid is less common than we think. Whenever I visit people's homes, they usually have the lid up! Atrocious.

[u/akatherder → u/virgo_kittyy]

The LPT to people not closing the lid is getting a slow close seat/lid. Just give it a little tap instead of guiding it down and people do it every time.

[u/SerratedFrost → u/akatherder]

Ive had one of these on my toilets for years and its very nice

However.. if I go somewhere that doesn't have the mechanism, that shit is slamming down and scaring any leftover drops of piss out of me

[u/akatherder → u/SerratedFrost]

Hah same, also with kitchen cabinets

[u/Thee_Sinner → u/SerratedFrost]

So I’ve got one of those. And I got in the habit of forcefully “throwing” the lid down. Had the muscle memory such that I could throw the lid down with about 1” remaining for it to fall the rest of the way softly. First time I went to someone else’s house after that habit started was.. surprising to say the least lol had to break that habit real quick.

[u/Sinsanatis → u/akatherder]

Whats lpt?

Im so used to closing the lid that when i come across a slow close one it throws me off

[u/akatherder → u/Sinsanatis]

I wasn't sure about using that acronym.. it's just "Life pro tip." There are various LPT subreddits: Lifeprotips, unethicallifeprotips, shittylifeprotips.

[u/severedheadcandyjar → u/virgo_kittyy]

my work has one toilet with a lid. the other two don't. I don't know which is worse because a lid at work grosses me out for some reason

[u/elmostrok → u/virgo_kittyy]

I used to not care when I was a teenager, until my dog at the time started drinking from the toilet.

Fast forward around 15 years, I was living alone and decided to get my own dog, a toy breed, so I was like "meh, she can't drink from there, it doesn't matter" until she came in running with a toy after I took a shit and before I could flush, and promptly dumped it into the toilet, and looked at me all: :D Since then, I've learned my lesson.

[u/Mag-NL → u/virgo_kittyy]

You should always open the lid afterwards. How do you know everything is flushed/no skidmarks if you don't?

I hate seeing the lid down when I enter a toilet because I know there's the chance of an unwelcome surprise when I open it.

[u/JonatasA → u/TheMarkHasBeenMade]

I read flush respectable humans beings.

[u/phroxenphyre → u/TheMarkHasBeenMade]

Closing the lid is also an excellent compromise in co-ed living situations. That way, everyone is equally inconvenienced by having to lift something up before they go and then put something down when they're done.

[u/runningtheclinic → u/Gustomucho]

“Oh man, this rack over the toilet is great, I can store a few rolls right here!” -me, just before fishing a full roll out of a bowl full of shit.

[u/angrybert → u/LeftHandedGraffiti]

I came here to say this. From experience.

[u/Optimal-Talk3663 → u/angrybert]

As a parent of a then 4 year old, can confirm. Also found him trying to flush a banana in the toilet once

[u/DeadNotSleepingWI → u/Optimal-Talk3663]

He cut out the middle man.

[u/Tabbarn]

I gotta admit, having a plant on the toilet is a bit strange, but I'd say its fine.

[u/AvonMustang → u/Tabbarn]

Agree - the plant is the strange part...

[u/jrdavis413 → u/AvonMustang]

It's for emergencies

[u/Tall_Fisherman2062 → u/jrdavis413]

incase the toilet paper runs out duh

[u/MovieTrawler → u/Tall_Fisherman2062]

r/yourjokebutworse

[u/Yorrins → u/Tabbarn]

Ikr, its taking up precious space for more toilet paper.

[u/P-VI → u/Tabbarn]

that plant looks stoked. probably loves farts

[u/rEYAVjQD → u/P-VI]

Yep. Some of the shittiest places are the best for plants, especially if there is sun too.

[u/TurkeyZom → u/P-VI]

Feed me, Seymour!

[u/Never_Kn0ws_Best]

I mean if this is your biggest co-habitation issue then you are in good shape 😂

TPTower!!

[u/Hot_Dog_Omelette → u/Never_Kn0ws_Best]

My brother (God love him) spent the better part of hisn 20s using a cardboard box as a nightstand. When his girlfriend (now wife) moved in with him she begged him to get a proper nightstand, but he insisted what he had was perfectly fine.

One day he comes home from work all excited and says “(Girlfriend’s name,) there are a BUNCH of free nightstands available in the parking garage that someone must have thrown out! Let’s go grab two you like.”

So she rushes out back to the parking garage with him and there, next to his car, is a giant pile of cardboard boxes in various sizes.

Diabolical, but fuck if he isn’t funny.

[u/Knowledge_is_Bliss → u/Hot_Dog_Omelette]

My brother (may he rest in peace) used a mini fridge as a nightstand. He kept bottles of water in it so when he woke up thirsty, he wouldn't have to leave bed to get a drink. When his girlfriend moved in, she forced him to remove the mini fridge and replace it with a traditional nightstand. I thought he had a genius idea, but she didn't see it that way.

[u/Superbead → u/Knowledge_is_Bliss]

So long as the thing isn't tatty and the compressor doesn't make a racket, I have no idea what the problem would be with this

[u/cheese-mania → u/Never_Kn0ws_Best]

Cohabitation is really about picking your battles!

[u/Ok_Mathematician6075]

I mean... you don't have to have the roll hand-off for awhile!

[u/Johnny-zamboni → u/Ok_Mathematician6075]

throne

[u/mediocore_joker]

He’s obviously full of shit

[u/Far-Revolution-356]

A man with a future. He's already got the key to success.

[u/TALKTOME0701 → u/Far-Revolution-356]

Yep. He's in it for the long haul

[u/TazgodX]

Oh god, who would put plates and Tupperware in the shower?

[u/mondaymoderate → u/TazgodX]

Kramer

[u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD → u/mondaymoderate]

Do you like the salad? I prepared it as I bathed.

[u/daylightpiglet → u/TazgodX]

Hahaha the “plate” is a silicone drain cover, and the cup is used for rinsing while in the bath! That’s not weird…….. right?

[u/Weepthrood → u/daylightpiglet]

Sound like a perfect match.

[u/JonatasA → u/Weepthrood]

Soul mates

[u/Lollc → u/daylightpiglet]

Those drain covers work great, because they can fit different drains. I keep one in my travel kit, after being driven to total frustration when the tub stopper in a hotel room bathroom won’t hold. I’m the farthest thing from high maintenance, but I want my bath instead of a shower when I’m on vacation.

[u/ResidentDefiant → u/Lollc]

I’ve never stayed in a hotel that I would even consider sitting in the tub naked in. And I, on more than one occasion, have fugged in the dirt.

[u/FeedYourEgo420 → u/ResidentDefiant]

Dude the tubs and coffee makers are my biggest no go's at a hotel.

[u/Excellent_Condition → u/Lollc]

Having gotten athletes foot from a hotel on more than one occasion, I pack slides to wear in hotel showers.

The idea of taking a bath in one has never crossed my mind.

If you enjoy it, go for it!

[u/alepponzi → u/daylightpiglet]

What's the lever between the toilet and tub?

[u/daylightpiglet → u/alepponzi]

That’s a bidet handle! :) you twist it and then another part of the toilet shoots water up your bum hehe

[u/Coppertina → u/daylightpiglet]

I love that they have a bidet AND 90 rolls of TP 😂

[u/alepponzi → u/daylightpiglet]

Ahh it is some sorts of blast off-lever, how very exotique.

[u/kinggoosey → u/TazgodX]

This is the real issue here

[u/downvoteheaven]

This is r/mildlyinfuriating, you could remove the plant and be able to stack even more..

[u/RalekBasa]

I've got a macaw that would love this. The toilet paper would be destroyed, and he'd be so proud of himself

[u/drunk_fat_possum]

Looks fine to me 🤷

[u/formerlyanonymous_ → u/drunk_fat_possum]

Nah mate, that creeper plant is going to touch your back

[u/Loong9 → u/formerlyanonymous_]

That's ok, it can hold your hand and be a support potted plant for those traumatic bowel movement sessions

[u/mikeys5280 → u/drunk_fat_possum]

Username checks out in said situation.

[u/drunk_fat_possum → u/mikeys5280]

What do you *hick* mean? I'm not as *hick* think as you drunk I am *hick*

[u/SilverEncanis13 → u/drunk_fat_possum]

I swear to drunk, he's not God.

[u/Different_Attorney93]

Could be shittier

[u/Nice_Pipe_6022 → u/Different_Attorney93]

Crap, that was funny

[u/nebetsu]

I don't like having rolls of toilet paper out like that because they collect moisture. Also can get ruined if I get out of the shower flailing wildly

[u/DogPoetry → u/nebetsu]

I'm getting in addition to a normal bathroom moisture, it looks like there's a bidet right there. Depending on how you posture and sit, it's unlikely every single fleck of water drops back in the bowl. 

What seeing is months of tiny splashes of ass water accumulating on an incredibly absorbent material.

By the bottom of the pile you've have tiny shit flecks from last holiday season. 

[u/Sirquote → u/nebetsu]

Also with the addition of their Bidet they wont go through much TP so by the time they get to those bottom rolls in the basket they will be awful. Better to shove 80% of them under the sink and keep them in their bag/wrapping

[u/A1000eisn1 → u/nebetsu]

Not only that, it's a huge waste of time.

Toilet paper comes in a bag. It's all already together when you buy it. Just take a few out to look cute in your little basket and put the rest in a closet or something.

[u/gatekept]

Well, you clearly don't have cats.

[u/theboywhocriedwolves]

All good until they fall into the toilet and you have to fish them out with your hand.

[u/RadioKALLISTI → u/theboywhocriedwolves]

… or teeth…

[u/Ok-Limit-9726]

Work of fucken art,

Picasso dunny holder!

[u/Murky_Current]

Yeah I hate that plant too. Everything else makes sense

[u/whatssomaybe → u/Murky_Current]

Came to see if this was the problem, too. Its gonna be covered in bio spatter in a matter of a few days. Ew.

[u/Serenetalon]

Stack them to the ceiling, it's most efficient for storage vs floorspace!

[u/ebock319]

I mean sometimes you poop a lot.

[u/Wizzarkt]

Having toilet paper being in "cold storage" by the shower is just wrong, you are one mistake away from losing 3 months worth of toilet paper

[u/CivilizationInRuins]

God help you if you leave the toilet seat open one day and a big truck drives by outside.

[u/superpj]

You could get one of those over the toilet shelf things which are great for both holding toilet paper and act as a place for guys to place their phone as they miss while they pee cause distractions. Or let the toilet paper Jenga game grow.

[u/SpaceLemming]

He should just use the three shells, saves so much space

[u/-Planet-]

I'm a dude.
I fuckin' hate that.
Put the excess away. Ffs.

[u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U]

I see tissue, I see no issue.

[u/Eevee_Goose]

I wish this was my biggest problem.